No I seek a serious relationship, if not why would I look for a gf.

@poster, U need to see a neurologist to see wat wriong wiv ur brain 4 askin all dose questions (dont disturbed urself askin me wat a neurologist is ,just go to nearby hospital and ask) may be then ur problem will be solved

Chei Nairaland no go kill me o. OBLONG, these your questions na wa. Did you grow up in an underground cave?

Siena:

No wonder you've never had a girlfriend at 26.

You're so weird, it's frightening.

flexshop:

Go hug transformer and receive 14virgins in heaven

OBLONG:

what is a transformer ?

Oblong! u de funny o

Lol the guy funny die. Oblong, are you sure you are not Benjamin Button, 26 years old in reverse gear?

My take is this; y do u want a girl-friend? someone to warm your bed? Make yourself a good friend to your remale friends and believe me u will have more options dan u can deal with!

my opinion! ;

i dont think there's anytin bad.but there are some reasons y a 24 yr old guy will find it easier than a 26
1- r u a boring person 2 be with
2-r u rough,razz,lousy
3-do u talk carelessly especially wen its un called for
4-do u dress properly (dressing ur age) n neatly
5-r u a nerd (sowy if it sounds offensive 2 nerdish n landers)
if u av any of dis quality i'll advice u 2 improve on urself by reding books dats self enhancing n hanging out with d ryt kind of people,if u r not wait,d ryt gal 4 u will come at d ryt time.at least likes attract,u cant be any of d qualities i listed there n not attract d wrong kinda people

Thank you for all of your help and advice--- I am now talking to this girl

But I don't know if she likes me.

Give it time . . . .if she talks to u again, then she probably does

@ poster.

It's your choice as you've not had a girlfriend.

This man doesnt need a girlfriend wat he needs is his Lux soap and a mojo movie

bennygee:

This man doesnt need a girlfriend wat he needs is his Lux soap and a mojo movie

TRUE TALK MY MAN.

Who knows the amount of sperm you got in ur reservoir, don't come near my sisters.

mcnikes:

Who knows the amount of spermatozoa you got in your reservoir, don't come near my sisters.

you have a sister?

guy ur head must be [b]oblong [/b]shaped whch explains why the ladies won't come near you.

mcnikes:

Who knows the amount of spermatozoa you got in your reservoir, don't come near my sisters.

my kondo will work wonders, she will never want to leave.

@topic

awww bless u OBLONG

this guy na pathological chronic habitual liar

I think your name is the reason why. With a name like this, I can only imagine how you look like

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

@ poster am so sorry abt your condition, send your details and i'll hook you up wiv ma grandma, i bet she's hoot in bed.

It is a real big pity rm me to you see http://dating-war..com/

@Poster;
Are u _IMPOTENT? Are u scared of women?