₦airaland Forum

Emperorking20:
Cool, refreshed, got a lot of sleep last night.. One I hadn't had in days
U nkor?

. . . Cool for you man. . . I am okk sha. . . Just bored. . Thats even why i am here

Neldrizzy:
i wan go carry Aso-EBI come oo.. My cousin sis wedding is coming up dec. Am going back to abj 2moro

Emperorking20:
same here when I first read it
Wicked!

Neldrizzy:
fine oo... On My way to Benin...

Emperorking20:
A young guy named Johnny once lived in Asaba, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked
him because of his stupidity, especially his
teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You
are driving me crazy!"
One day Johnny's mother came to the school to
check on how he was doing. The teacher told
his mother honestly, that her son was simply a
disaster, getting very low marks and had never
seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching
career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback,
withdrew her son from the school and even
moved to another town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with
an incurable heart disease. All the doctors
strongly advised her to have an open heart
operation, which only one surgeon could
perform. Left with no other options, the
teacher decided to have the operation, which
was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery,
she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at
her! She wanted to thank him, but could not
talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised
her hand, trying to tell him something but
eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to
work out what went wrong. When he turned
around, he saw our friend Johnny, working as a
cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the
oxygen equipment to connect his phone
charger!
Don't tell me you thought that Johnny became
a doctor? ‪#‎ LOL‬

Moral of the story: Nigerians charge their phones everywhere.

Good morning Pals!!!

Neldrizzy:
Loll... You guys should leave me alone all that has changed...

chizzy94:
LOL
exactly. We should just laugh at ourselves a little bit. We've done some growing up really.. How time flies.
And we could also push the thread a few pages..
I hail these guys;
3Coins, Suley316, Neldrizzy, Naijaboiy, Idiosyncrasy, JaymeJate et al.. We've been around for so long, lol it's been a long time coming! I couldn't just resist laughing at Drizzy's desperation .
#ThrowBack

Suley316:


Or Messi.

Them go use the guy do roundabout

chue:
my broda I can't watch naija match 4anytin dose boys nd d coaches no sabi anytin

Suley316:

He should be kicked out after this.

The guy no just sabi tactics

When expected emenike out for aaron.

He removed a CB chaii

Those defenders sha
May Amadioha in the deep evil forest strike those their legs that can't trap ball

That egbuekwe can win oscar for comedy.
He escorted Ranti through his 2 goals and that last attempt

The 4 defenders played like they were possessed by the same evil spirit that possessed yobo.

#pained.

that egbuekwe guy ehn. . .just imagine that guy marking Bale

chue:
lol una stil dey watch naija match...bunch of foolz

Suley316:
I'm so depressed and angry right now.

As in, this match dey pain me.

Kai

chizzy94:

#ThrowBack

benromeo39:
I'm good jawe. Just chilling with some old movies. Wbu?

benromeo39:
nobody can jonze you like I do.

Fortunate017:
Nothing.

Fortunate017:
So u are a freshman?
Read his post well.

benromeo39:
801? Wow, that's cool.

No time to waste on 800 when the titans are waiting for the great clash at 1000.

GbemiOO:
Lool

Good Evening

efedua:
hope to see you there soon

yes o. . . .weeks of acting is finally gonna pay off

Suley316:


Steady man..

Preparing for your return to bbm

Suley316:


Lol howdy?

. . .cool man,preparing for my grand return to bbm \/. . .what about you?

efedua:
hope u will survive it without having cough and sternutation

Suley316:

Resting for 1000

efedua:
is obvious mid belt is better than far north during harmattan season, the cold no be here and heat just for few month that's usually next year.

lol. . . Ya'll have to get gloves,hoodies and stuff. . . .ts just like being in jand. .

jackfrost:
Thanks a lot man! Its been y'll..

efedua:
choi, no wish for it o, foot tearing, skin breaking, deep breathe stimulator and others. have you ever been in a desert. I am just hoping it won't get worst as predicted.

desert? . . . .is it that bad?