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ME:Girl yhur behind is a killer..I can see yhu se$ual

GIRL:see qobe!!

Yungwizzzy: lemme ask op and y'all this question: sincerely if you find a rich female Senator or minister who is interested in you, will you turn her down or enjoy the fun like this girls??

I don't think any sane and mature woman would be attracted to a 19 or 20 year old boy
And no I won't,cuz I can't imaqine myself datinq my moms aqemate

Popowaa: The money and benefits she is gaining will make her deaf to advise,dont worry she will learn her lessons if not later then sooner.Just pray for her and hope she doesnt learn the hard way.

Thanks dearie
Just pray she does before its too late

Mynd_44: This is the point where you are told to mind your business and not give yourself hypertension over what another person is doing

Bro did yhu miss the part where I said she was my niece
how do yhu expect me to mind my business when I see my niece headinq for destruction

Swiftlee: Before i say my mind let me tell you the truth!! If it were really your niece going out with the so called senators and reps members..you would have put up a thread for an advice on how to stop your sister! FIRST POINT!
You used it as an abstract introduction. SECOND POINT..
The old men see everything you too see in anylady, because they are humans like you..what makes the difference is the action after seeing it..which makes some people child abusers and molesters..

Ok sire my mistake..please could yhu help me out with some advice?

tpacalipse: It should be what do small pikins see in old foools?

Lol..the thinq tire me self
I think the main motive is qreed cause she and her friends frm what I hear,are from wealthy homes.

Her lifestyle so disqusts me that I would approve for her to date a quy atleast 27

Anytime I see my niece,this question pops into my head.
My niece is just 20 years old(small statue) she keeps telling me bout how she and her friends travel round the country to meet with rich and powerful men(senators and house of rep members).
Just yesterday,her friend celebrated her birthday party (she's just 19 )and the hotel she threw d party was given to her for free cause they know the owner.
What baffles me the most is that whenever I see she and her friends,I see nothing 'no back no front'
BTW she just got a BB Q10 or so she calls it
My question now is,what do these old men see in children that they can't find in ladies btw 28 and above??

wisdom-w:
wot do u mean dear?

She mean say 4years na beans

Xenia Onatopp: I actually registered on Nairaland to comment on this hilarious thread,after coming across it because I usually Google Yuzedo’s posts, to laugh before I sleep….but here I am commenting. According to this thread, most females are liars, deceptive and in fact possess traits of the super villainess of a soap opera. The only thing left out is that some women can actually kill you while riding your pee-pee. This is a true story! I saw it in a James Bond movie, this Binsh/freak slays men by first giving them pleasure then she twists her lower body. Kaput, the men are dead.

Where is this going to? Simple, all the traits listed here I am sure are done by some women and men will encounter it , vice versa. Some men cheat and don't want you to cheat, in fact they end relationships when they find out a lover who they cheated on cheated. A man is capable of lying to you till you think say earth don turn to Paradise and men can pretend also. This is a human thing, we are capable of the best and the worst and not limited to just one. We are only enjoying this expose of female secrets, because it is confirming some deep prejudice we have and the cheap thrill is an added bonus.

We will all encounter at least one or more of these people listed here and if you are comfortable with such a person please stay, if you are not please leave. Most importantly if you want to have a loving relationship and not go paranoid that your partner is evil. Please read books like Men are from Mars and Women from Venus and Why Men don't listen and Women can't Read Maps, with your partner. They will help you navigate differences.

But wait O, after my long story I can't find my type here. I am a very pretty girl and want to marry a Saudi Oil Prince, like Janet Jackson, because it is faster to become a billionaire that way. I am a very good girl, so I do not follow my friends to crash parties to meet the likes of Adenuga and Dangote. (Advert)If you are a rich oil prince, you won’t know how many men I have slept with because I use alum down there, forget Op’s modern tightening agent, besides I heard of this turkey preparation women can eat with some jazz sometimes to make the place really sweet, so you are getting the best deal right here. I will manage Ladi Delano though, he cool. Btw if you insult me I know you are maybe a broke thousandnaire/millionaire .

Which qroup this one fall put??

@ op if possible,I'll advice yhu to visit a brothel qet a hoe n bleep her without thinkinq once yhur jojo is battle ready
"it will help yhu qet yhur confidence back"..
N.B:don't bother foreplayinq.

[quote author=tpia@]Stop having premarital sex and face your future.

You no dey shame ni?

Your mates are inventing things while you're busy sexing up the place



Pape how many yhu don invent??
At yhur aqe yhu still lookinq 4 who to help yhu search yhur tv channels

What will I do?? Hmmmm
qrab my car keys
leave the scene
locate my car
drive slowly to my in-laws house
Knock on the front door
Smile at my mother-in-law when I see her
qreet her
Then qive her a slap accompanied with liqhteninq bolt
Smile and say "say hi to yhur dauqhter when she returns"
Walk majestically back to my car
(Part2 continues at home)

All the aqbero "qanqsterx" in my area with 6packx hav all turned qay the straiqht ones end up in brothels

rigormortis: guys...which category does this girl fall into

I RATHER DYE THAN SURRENDER

splasy_duicy: nah I don't..just tell her I love her

Oooooooooops!!!