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Hello everyone..please i really need your advice...
i bought a bb curve 4 last week with the plan of giving it to my lil cousin..but i have come to notice that the fone keeps showing 'searching 4 network' no matter the area or sim card on it...
+it gets signal at times buh its always very weak as it goes off n on..
what i want to knw is if it can be fixed...cuz am thinking of flashing the fone.

Tabh:
It doesn't really enhance strength during sex,it only makes you wasted/high and you tend to do crazier things with your partner.

seconded
+you could take weed and still com after 5mins if you can control your highness











is that even possible
















what am i even saying self...i must be high on weed














bottom line...if you're the 3mins kinda brother..there's natin weed can do.

lefulefu:
yes ooo dey need it Becos the rate wey i dey see potBelly on BaBes these days is just emBarrasing.a BaBe go wear tight t-shirt and all her Belle go just shoot out like say she pregnant.ehen dem dey spend more time applying all the mary kay and make up on their face but their body dem no dey maintain am at all. .Una no c as white babes dey take excercise seriously? i never one day c a naija a naija BaBe dey jog.

Nor mind dem o..em go dey waka about with their pot bellies...




Some go come get big navel join...



Lap go full everywhere..em go say na chubby thigh...




u try hold nyansh e go be lyk say na dumbell u wan raise..



Try lifting our 9ja sister's...







I REST MY CASE..

Naija babes will never hear...dem ready shark d full bar,as long as na bros dey pay
























BTW wetin nepa see 2day....?

Ipledge:
me self fine pass

if the guy is handsome,wetin we go call naijaboy

buh guy you UG LEE sha..

But na why fine boy go come dey find babes 4 nl na..abi girls dn finish 4 onitsha ni??

Op you well so...?

Bro No vex o...buh dis ur list nor follow 4 promo at all..

Op nur be dis same your mumu boyfriend go swallow postinor thinking say na panadol??














BTW him never stil die

JuicyGee:
I dey pity you naa, if I sell ur D, you no go pursue woman again.. but u can survive with one kidney .


I havent o.. they say they're still working on it.. and that's my TP to abj. I'm stucked in ph

Well...i doubt you wont change your mind after you feast your eyez..









eya do.....where in abj do you stay?

JuicyGee:
I kw wat to do sha.. shebi you get kidney

Chai!!! God forbid any weapon fashioned against my kidney....





Yhu nor see the mamba wey dey hang btw my legs abi??..na mah kidney u dey find.






P.S have yhu gotten back yhur money?

JuicyGee:
Lol. Ur fone nko?

Right now i'm typing from a friends phone

i guess yhu'll have to settle with me..

JuicyGee:
Thank God I kw ur house I'm coming to collect anything property worth 7k

Lol..its nice yhu live in abj...i wouldn't have to wait for long..

















buh i doubt you'll find anything worth daht amount.

JuicyGee:
So this happened yesterday evening .I tried to withdraw but they said unable to dispense cash yet I received an alert that I withdrew 7k frommy acct. Banks not opening till wednesday . What do I do? Has this happened to anyone?

Babe..that same day i recieved an alert from my bank that the same amount had been credited into my acc by an anonymous source... Dunno if its urs...
















buh i already used 6k out of it sha.

MarthaK:
awww... Thanks

You're welcome.

Op buy her phone..carry the fone charger commot so anytime she wan charge she go rememba you...

MarthaK:
the name don dey cast

Thats cause its a beautiful name

MarthaK:
"Send me some of your pics"
"What are you wearing now"
"Send me a hot pic"
Are you mad?

Chai! Lwkmd..some guys nur geht head i swear..lol

MarthaK:
Oh Martha

Whats the 'martha' bae?

EpicNigerian:
After dat dey,na so i vow say i no go clean again o.Since she decide say she don win hass cleaning contract,make only hin dey come clean am o.I no fit shout!

Chai lwkmh...i don laf so tey water dey commot my eyes 'hass cleaning contract' lol...Abeg attimes dey assist her with d cleaning.


+ girls can force cry kai!...na only girl go dey lick ice cream dey cry...
em go com cari dia head face one place begin look wall..eyes nur go gree blink lol.

Just observe their handbag..dem dey always carry all those big dvd bag wey fit size your dvd or even tv self incase client nur gree pay or short-pay as you talk am.

She's right here with me...

naijaboiy:



but funny enough these girls hardly notice these things

They hardly care o..as long its nt her first time at that venue lol

SkinnyDude:
babe dey come my lodge tomorrow. i don go home today self go steal three curtains from our house to beautify my lodge for sch. my popsy don para finish. i go even mop my floor well well with air freshner.

Confirm!!!

EpicNigerian:
Guy,i no fit arrange room cos of say Martha wan show o.NEVER!

Martha needs to see what she's getting herself into o.

Hahaha...your own worst fa

bros abeg try dey arrange before she come o..as e nur go make brain if una wan switch 4rm bed to chair..your boxers go com dey her head position

I die 4 her..she looks for another nigga to sacrifice.



















Besides..why are we dieing for her??

tosyne2much:
abi nooow.. I do that and there's nothing to form about it.. Despite the fact that I do this poo, I doubt if that hypocrite would be neater than me *just saying*

I doubt it too