Jenams: and u r still standin? i said sit d fcck down!

Jenams: and u r still standin? i said sit d fcck down!

DICKtator: [size=38pt]WHOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

I am so loving this!!!!!
From a lady though!!!
holy phuccccck!!!!

You broke the V Code i guess?

Damn!!! Shawdy!!

I find this sexually arousing!!!!

My Pe..NIS is harrd discovering this!!!!


Bookmarked this thread!!!!

I'm on one right now. Telling me she is a VIRGIN AND ISH!!!!

Talking bout being focused and shyteeee. Phuccck that. Bitych!! whose dyke have you been succking?

I have promised not to spend a dime on this project!!!!

I always watch her as her eyes pores into my trousers anytime we chat.

I know she is craving for my big schlong!!!.

She sees the contours whenever she looks down there!!!

She is sexy as hell though.

I just hope i don't tear her punannie when we eventually go down!!!!.

i do hope to bang her soonest!!!.

splasy_duicy: [color=#770077][/color]RREASONS WHY THE POPULATION OF WOMEN ARE ALWAYS MORE THAN THE MEN:Its not a secrete that almost ninety percent of Nigerian ladies have spiritual problems,they just don't tell you till they have locked both your hands wwith good padlock,the first solid reason why there are a lot of women in church iss TO FIND A HUSBAND,many females have personal pastors and wheneverr you go for a singles programme anywhere be it a church,just look around and you woul see that the population of ffemales are always more and you might just see a few men.secondly SPIRITUAL FAMILY HERITAGE:thiss is also a common reason ,TO COVER THE SINS OF THEIR YOUTH:this also is done so that they would find good spouses even after living a "fun filled" life...more on the way

Imo obot: I showed one of my colleague this thread in the office today and guess what she said...'is a lie, it is all fictions. @OP, do you care for her phone number for confirmation?

Jtmanager: ha-ha I swear tu jah... this tin go fetch money if nairaland... turn d tread tu tv show.... omo c attack nd counter attack....... OP.... u Don cause gobe nd e b like gbege....

splasy_duicy: lol

jp philips: I think OP has some growing up to do, not because she lied about her points, but she extrapolated her personal observances.

i ve been helping my mum choose clothes for church since i was 5, does it mean that she wants me to buy her clothes?
yea! girls lie about almost everything but older gals don't lie in the manner you are presenting it, it simply tells me you are far from adulthood, i cant imagine a 29yrs old telling a BF that she was r@ped just to conceal the part she took a wrong shot at first love, matter of fact, some will tell you that you look like her first love, most adults have heard that, i don't know about you.

About P07n? lol most adults don't hide it, most working class gals have it on their rack, just that some may not like to watch it in your presence so yea! we know, ladies watch p07n.

About gooseberries, that is left for teenagers, grown women don't crash dates with 5 girl friends, except you invite her and friends because grown men will politely excuse themselves, perhaps you haven't experienced this part right? you will when you grow up.

Can you imagine inviting a 29yr old corporate executive to a dinner and she storms with her friends? hello? like where in the world does it happen? on a soiree haba! you have a very long way to go with your socials, pls trust me on that.

the rest are mere childish paroles, in 5yrs time you wont believe you wrote dose stuffs, damn!! jobless me!!

Thank God for vacation!!!! lol

Dolly-Parton:


Damn! I love you already.
Imagine the nonsense she's been coming up with.
She's probably exposing her own character.

splasy_duicy: nah I don't..just tell her I love her

joeace2020:

U r 1 depraved, porn addicted dude... But d styles good..in as much as dey pretend all d tym dey lyk guy's dat talk dirty n u must hv learnt from our ' kung fu master'

DICKtator:

Dude i don't even know what what tha phuccck you talking bout!!!

I am talking real shytte over here!!!!.

i WOULD HAVE phuccked her since but she participated in the Ramandan(?) fast and i didn't want to phucck her brains up during that period. Now that it is over, She is earnestly yearning for me while playing the good kid card.I am just extremely busy that is why i haven't had time for her.I swear down the other day she came to my office and deliberately threw a piece of paper on the floor and bent to pick it up( A lady ought to kneel or rather squat while picking things from the floor!!). Her a.r.see was all over my face!!!( for a moment though, i thought she would fart!!!). At that moment i thought i would run over to the door, lock it up(But hey!! why da phhucck she be seducing her boss?, unzip my trousers and stick it in since she had given me the access code but i felt, caution should be paramount in her case cos i know Unilag babes don't wear panties and are down for whatever as long as you are good looking,wad of notes, have a crib and a car(even if it isn't your own ). I just want to be sure that she isn't a public toilet though, cos she be forming she wanna be focus and ish. I am currently running my background and integrity check before i light that V up the spectacular manner i am accustomed to!!!!.But i strongly believe it isn't everything in skirt a man should chase. It becomes a weakness.

Holy shyteee!! I can't even believe what i typed above!!. This is how close i have gone to revealing what is happening to me at the moment!!!!!

I am so excited about that ar...s..e though.......................

splasy_duicy: nah I don't..just tell her I love her

190-the-clown:


Oh please - what we need to know is what she'already said!
if you need to know more about women consult a 50yr old lady

Dolly-Parton:


Damn! I love you already.
Imagine the nonsense she's been coming up with.
She's probably exposing her own character.

rigormortis:

guys...which category does this girl fall into

jp philips: I think OP has some growing up to do, not because she lied about her points, but she extrapolated her personal observances.

, i cant imagine a 29yrs old telling a BF that she was r@ped just to conceal the part she took a wrong shot at first love, matter of fact, some will tell you that you look like her first love, most adults have heard that, i don't know about you.

About P07n? lol most adults don't hide it, most working class gals have it on their rack, just that some may not like to watch it in your presence so yea! we know, ladies watch p07n.





Thank God for vacation!!!! lol

DICKtator:

Dude i don't even know what what tha phuccck you talking bout!!!

I am talking real shytte over here!!!!.

i WOULD HAVE phuccked her since but she participated in the Ramandan(?) fast and i didn't want to phucck her brains up during that period. Now that it is over, She is earnestly yearning for me while playing the good kid card.I am just extremely busy that is why i haven't had time for her.I swear down the other day she came to my office and deliberately threw a piece of paper on the floor and bent to pick it up( A lady ought to kneel or rather squat while picking things from the floor!!). Her a.r.see was all over my face!!!( for a moment though, i thought she would fart!!!). At that moment i thought i would run over to the door, lock it up(But hey!! why da phhucck she be seducing her boss?, unzip my trousers and stick it in since she had given me the access code but i felt, caution should be paramount in her case cos i know Unilag babes don't wear panties and are down for whatever as long as you are good looking,wad of notes, have a crib and a car(even if it isn't your own ). I just want to be sure that she isn't a public toilet though, cos she be forming she wanna be focus and ish. I am currently running my background and integrity check before i light that V up the spectacular manner i am accustomed to!!!!.But i strongly believe it isn't everything in skirt a man should chase. It becomes a weakness.

Holy shyteee!! I can't even believe what i typed above!!. This is how close i have gone to revealing what is happening to me at the moment!!!!!

I am so excited about that ar...s..e though.......................

DailyNews: @Splasy_duicy, you just opened the black BOOK! So many untold SECRETS!!!

Many will definitely want your head down...but be strong....honestly, you just handed all interested and open-minded men a wonderful handbook.

All I can say is: well done!!!

But then, this lady needs a serious protection from attackers o Oga 190 and co pls do sth quick...cos this lady needs to be protected to remain a secret agent!!!!

All men love YOU!!!! keep it up.

rigormortis:

guys...which category does this girl fall into

DailyNews/:
All men love YOU!!!! keep it up.