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boombay:
dude m already schooling in france... so f**k off

LOL...

@tosyne2much

Its funny how they allow their stupidity get ahold of 'em

boombay:
m not even up to 19...m stil a virgin

Small pikin...wait till you enter school



na nite class go be your hobby

folameme:
shut ur trap babe,I'm also a young girl like u,d guy didn't force u,u had d right to NO so why are trying to justify ur actions?babe sex is not love ok?its not a priority for a guy who really loves,he's always gonna wait if he knows ur worth,I'm saying all dis becos I'm also a young gal like u babe be smart and keep urself for husband!

Like seriously...you think we believe you....msthw





"in charles inojie's voice" impossible

fittoux:
Niggas exposing the height of their stupidity just because they wanna make fp or be ftc.......

Serious?? You think i care bout making fp...Nigga dont be so lame

Well i don think it is...if you have the money to train your househelp in a good/big schoo..do it.







but only if you take the househelp as one of your own..as some could be very heartless when they grow up that you begin to regret all the money you wasted.

TrollMan:
Meditate and look deep into yourself. I'm sure that's a pig-like creature somewhere in there. Get rid of it.

Lol..TROLLman me think its err'guys nature..as some good brothers have attest to it

3coins:
that is how we are o. . . I'll take hours to arrange my room. . Which includes folding all the clothes in my wardrobe. I vow never to keep any cloth in my wardrobe without folding. . I keep my vow for 15hours then i'm back to the old me

Lol..me only arrange my room..infact the whole house when a diva is coming over..






when you see me sweeping in the morning...just know something's up!!!

constance500:
u are still wandering...

When u finish wandering.. Tell me..

If you are a babe..does your bobo behave the same way?

and if you be guy...you worse pass me?

As the saying goes..boys must be boys



Just this morning..after eating breakfast,the next thing i did was to arrange the room because martha was coming over..i arrange the room so tey i cum begin clean ceiling fan...

now just after 30mins of martha leaving..my shirts are already lying on the couch..bed sheet don dey hang ontop my speakers..



So i'm wandering are all guys this way..'so carefree and lazy' to even drop the tv remote on the table rather than on the floor or bed where you go either march or sit on am then carry money go buy another one??

Ipledge: only when your wife don table your matter for baba




but this never stop me from choping ban in the next few days

She nur need baba na..all she needs is a loving and caring husband..who respect her.

MisterLongman: Buy two or more tv sets then

Hehe..

faceURfront: Number one can't be in my house. How dare her (wife)/them(kids)

Lol..'em kids are worse..mostly when they are still very young...your tv will always be on cartoon network

Crocz: *read this, turns and shift nitro boost speed off*

*grab my fiance finger*

*pull off the engagement ring*

*throw inside ocean*



Sorry sweetie...something came up

Lol..better be fast

Please all the married brothers in the house..attest to this..

1. "if you want to change the world,do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage,you cant even change a TV channel."

2. "listening to wife is like reading the terms and condition of a website.You understand nothing,still you agreed."

3. "chess is the only game in the world which reflects the status of the husband. The poor king can take only one step at a time...while the mighty queen can do whatever she likes."

4. "all men are brave.Horror movies dont scare them...but 5 missed calls from wife...surely.."

drey08: dangote's daughter? we all need a second chance sometimes

lol..i dey tell you


There must have been a reason she did it...










Infact i'm sure there was a reason

princechigzy: I have a lady friend and she says she hangs out with her boss.
Does it mean they are dating, having something together or just simply hanging out?

Pls be objective and candid in your answer. Thanks

Wetin she mean be say..she and oga dey one side (e fit be guest house,hotel,or back seat of oga car) and oga don hang her 4 wall,on top fridge or even him car seat..and oga dey tidy her odonlodonlo..


You get??

My brother you better help that woman owt b4 she takes the offer to the principal...








i don talk my own o.

Well..moms never want to know how old their son is..just as long you are under her roof..you'll still appear to her as the same innocent harmless baby she held in her arms the day you first suckled her nipplés..


BTW girls are priviledged..they dont set locations..

Bros this your list nor follow for promo at all

Well..a few times..currently got one asking me out(indirectly though) cause she's asking me to ask her out...she and her brother are in my dept and i got to know her through him..we aint close friends though..so it wont seem like treason if i do ask her out..The problem is that..she's not my kinda girl..she dresses corperate 'pant trousers and sleeves' and i like 'em girls wearing short gowns and other stuffs that keeps the mind busy..
BTW she's okay facially and from a rich home.

The lonely ones chose to be so..when they want to date or hook up,they just look around facebook and other social medias..or even around their area and just devote 5days of care to any chick...






There..they are no longer single.

Enasco1: The word "TRUST" does it exist

i wonder

Because they are all male

LOL..being stuck in the ''i'm safe on the bed with you'' zone

Baddext torture ever

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But why her bweast come be like coverbottle na..