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Deserted !!!

Imagine pogba vs Mikel Marwa thread...

In the voice of keshi.

France will be playing against musa and emenike.

donsteady: i don't understand why Issa Hayatu wearing bullet proof

the fear of Boko

'They' give the weapons to the kidnapper.
The kidnapper nabs a civilian.
Civilian calls 'them' to rescue the victim.


Good Job CP. A great step in the right direction.

Btw. I'm on FP..........

Well.. For every calendar there has been and there will still be a replica. Cos from inception (gregorian) to the end there can only be 14 different Calendar. And every year muct fall within it,
The week has 7 days and the year can only start with one of the. So it either the year starts with a mon and end on tues, tues and end on wed etc. For days that are 365 while leap years which can also have 7 variations can start with e.g a mon and end with a wednesday.

So the calendar will forever look like themselves..

Her eyes don size-up the girls sef.....
Na hospital d girl go do vacation.

I was here on the frontpage.

This New year.
Thanks to everybody that reserved this space for me.

Happy new year 2014.......na better go follow us o.

Nigeria politics is like a game of chess.
Only people with foresight can win.


But the sad part is that the Masses r just pawns.

"I cannot categorically tell you one now. the one we are going to make use of is going to be made known by my oga at the top."By Mr Obafaiye Shem, former Lagos state commandant of the National Security and Civil Defence Corps 

"You are a widow. go and die"
By Edo state governor, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole. 

"The website of NSCDC is ww.nscdc.datzall" Shem O.

"We do not pray for accidents but it is inevitable. we do everything to ensure tht we do not have accidents, but it is an act of God."
By Stella Oduah, Aviation minister. 

"I wrote a minute that the director should do the needful" stella oduah
 
"Yes, Patience Jonathan is my Jesus Christ!"
By Hon. Evans Bipi of the Rivers state house of assembly. 

"As the president, I don't know him (Abu Shekau) and don't know if he is dead or alive; you journalists will know more than us. You are the ones who talk to Boko Haram"
In a presidential media chat, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. 

"Come, sit on my laps and I will show you a level of grace you do not understand."
According to Ese Walters quoting senior Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of the Commonwealth Of Zion Assembly.


 "We have stolen billions of dollars, what did you do? We steal because you never stoned us for it."
By Governor Rotimi Amechi of Rivers state. 


"I was not a tribalist when I had a long-standing and intimate relationship with Miss Bianca Onoh, an Igbo lady."
By Femi Fani Kayode. 


"Any academic staff who fails to resume on or before December 4,2013 automatically ceases to be a staff of the institution and vice chancellors are also directed to advertise vacancies in their institutions."
Nyesom Wike, supervising minster for the education ministry.

Freedom of Speech is guaranteed under the law but what we cannot guarantee is freedom after speech

U will forever be under the authority of ur in-law


Welcome to nigerian

When she tell u say she pilfer u too for tell her say u dey pilfer...
If she say she dey lie u too say u dey lie. She dey cheat na den u sef go confess u cheat.

U fink she actually told u all her secret?
I doubt it