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>>thanks to all that respond, but my problem here is how can i create such fading image, similar to the header posted.

>> Meaning?

Teacher was giving his final exams to his class. He had told them to draw a female organ. One of the students spotted his classmate bending under herself to see what it looked like. The student immediately shouted out pointing at the spying student;
teacher!! teacher!!! she is copying from the original!!

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Hi folkz,

>> i'm workinq on my first website project this year and i need some assistance in designinq
the website header, "take a look at the header below, i just want it to be similar with this header.

But i'm confuse, how can i design such an header with similar effect.

Pls NL webmaster help your fellow brother is doing this project.

Thanks.

>>> Too Over dry, i need jokez short and laffable,
anyway send your to myjokehub (at) gmail.com - i will post them in myblog with ref. with your NLusername.

>>Otooro, if i dream abt u then na bad dream,
anyway i'm not in the mood for fight dis hot afternoon. u get any latest joke? i no want dry ones oh.

>>@Yeske, i 2nd that, Over dry joke, lol na wa.

>>>Otooro, yeye fowl, ppl dey talk u wan talk!!

>>>Thanks to all, more jokez to be posted, get more from my blog below!

>>> Husband sat down for hours stirring at his marrige certificate. His wife came in & asks, Honey what are you doing? Husband replied, i'm looking for expiring date.

> Lol @Otooro abi na Ototo, na joke bi dis? "grin"

"Mikuz" my friend was ask to filled an application form, on the form he was ask to filled in SÉX, is wrote "5times a day" dat same day we wen 4 dinner, food was served but my guy was finding it diffult to use the spoon, a sexy lady came in and ask him "do u need fokè? He replied, yes immediately after dinner!
> abeg mikuz, na joke oh, make u no see em as Jamb question, Lol guy u're 3much.

>>>@femi, i just got through with your method no way my man, its fail.

Your take a look of the SCREENSHOT of my laptop, whenever i put it on this what i get
i dont know if something is wrong with my operating system, i'm thinkinq of formating it but my files na the wahala.

>>@learnit>> dude your method fail on my laptop,

@femi my guy i'm trying your method, thanks for the respond.

@learnit

what version of avast did you installed? maybe you should restore your system to an earlier time and try to see if this will work for you. i also advice you to install avast internet security it is is simply the best. try it out and tell me your response

>> Sure dude, am definately going to try your method, cuz my laptop is indeed misbehaving, am not used to Window 7 basic, trying to get use to it, xp is my favourite, but pls send me the download link of "Avast interest security" cuz this problem started the first day i connected to the net via my laptop using my model, am mobile freak, only sometime i do visit my pc.

denzel2009:
easy. . uninstall and re-install. It's free anyway.

>> dude, i have uninstall and reinstall more then 5times, still no way. just confuse of what to do now.

>>Otooro! come if na me am mikuz matter u dey talk abt, just 4get em, dat guy na my padi!! he belonq. so just free us!

>>Otooro!!What's dats suppose to mean?

>>. hi guyz

i dont know what happen to my AVAST Antivirus, its just stop working, showing "FIX NOW"
i clicked on it no way, "start program" no way, wetin dey happen na?

>>> What's the silly post in here?>

>>Mikuz, Bless you!!

>> Mikuz, Guy e don do, i know say u no play wen u dey small, so make we stop dis rouqh play, remember say NL Babes dey watch us, so no come fall my hand abeg. arrange yourself.

>> am interested, next2design@gmail.com - send me full detials. thanks

> lol@ the 3rd joke, kellynoah make we fb, hw can i found u there? I like ur jokes.

> DON.K, not wat u think, i just discover sometin abt dis MIKUS guy. Anyway nevamind.

>@booqee, abeg no finish me wit laff, haba u got the answer OP Just wan put ur leg, ok mine is Tomatoe, minus m"a"e letters, lol

> Lol, dude are u serious with dis beef?

> @Olawale, dude 4get abt dat idiot dats hw he jump on ppl thread typinq dat rubbish, u know wat weneva he post dat, reply him, no na your big somethinq (V), Odemu. Lol wonder shall neva end in NL, Someppl are called 2be stupíd, No1mikuz.com/idiot.html.

> mikuz, abi na milo, na rubbish u dey yarn, come i old pass u 4dis site, so u no sabi shít, inshort na only NL frontpage u sabi, the backpage u no belonq, so mind ur word b4 we put ur username 4dat list, yeye fowl, ode1. Lol,

@Mukuz, na your somethinq (v) u dey call mugu, since u no wan respect urself 4here, i go make NL Uncomfortable 4u. Try me,