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> So she tot the person was her husband not knowinq na Aboky, malam.
> the joke make sense, @Op u won urself a cabin biscuit.

> No, na Jamb question, Ode!

Husband & wife trying to setup a new password to their computer.
Husband put "MYPENIS" & the wife fell on the ground laffing, cuz on the screen was "ERROR! Not Long enough"

I enter Mamaput yesterday, the music wey she put on na fire, the music loud die, so i 4 order beans & rice, after sometime mess come dey catch me badly, as pa wafi boi na we no dey carry last, so i time my mess with the beat of the music.
> after i don download my beans & rice, i come dey noticed say everybody just dey look.
> b4 i remember say na ipod i be dey listen to, no be the mamaput music wey she put on, guy see fu.ckup.

>@OP, LWKMD @No.1 na fear catch em, lol, i like the parable convertion.

>@OP, is dis a joke?

>> Greetinqs to all,

I have search and try all manners of code to remove the security code from this Nokia 1280!!
but its not workinq can anyone here me out.

Thanks

>> Can someone let me how to remove security code for Nokia 1280,, urgent help plz, abeg.

>>@poster >>> this stuff don't work on Nokia 1280, i search all over the net no solution, i need help man,

>> Mr. Chukuma, was sick and decided to visit the hospital, after being tested for HIV, the doctor said he should come back Monday for the result.
> Sunday Mr.Chukuma went to church, the Pastor said to the congregation "this week you shall all have positive result "he quicky shout Pastor back to sender" LWKMD! Get more @myjokehub,

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Dyt:
^^ dont u think she said wats ryt?

>> come my blood dey hot dis afternoon, hw far DTY? lonqest time, anyway i will post my jokes later, just stay connected,

booqee:
No, post your jokes here for us to see. This is nairaland jokes section. Ok?!

>> You haven't check my blog to see what's up, you here doing oversabi, BTW na who force you to post?

>>> Hi there

Happy new first, pls kindly review this blog http://www.myjokehub.

> Tell me what you think, send me some suggestion, ideas to make my blog exciting

Thanks to all, awaiting replies,

?bad belle, @Swit up

lol anyway dats a gud news, the babe sexy die na why,

>>What is that babe name oh!!! >>>>"let me think" okay i remember now is "TOTO DIKEH" oh hope say i spell the name wella?

>>> hahhahaha i for like Dbanj, that guy too dey show himself, for liberia here, dem burst bottle for 2face head, i go post the picture later,

afam4eva:
Na only for dream i dey hear igbo. I've never come close to taking it.

>> hahahahaaaaaaha, yeye fowl, so na only dream you dey igbo, Bros try the igbo and see yourself in Imo!! lol
is like u don join dem Terry-G club?

ronkebp:
My dear, that is what i do, we all as human beings make bad choices, but i will not lie, i can beat my chest that all is turning out for my good, at the beginning a little sour or bitter, but the end is honey.

>> Dear, Never despite your little beginning, says the good book, at beginning the choice meant look bitter but encourage will carry you there, only you can make yourself happy, just you. Come to think of it, have you one day imagine about your bad choices in life, you see yourself crying like baby, as for me, i used to, but i gave it all up just to get a better life, using the word "so long there is life, hope is certain" and more better days ahead.

Ronkbp, sorry i don't know ur real name, but i conclude by sayinq "Keep the faith"  

>>@afam4eva, no bad feelinq, just only jokinq, but if i may ask when last did you smoke some igbo(weed), i remember back then 2006 @ Websection when you smoke igbo beat my2cent, seun come ban em!! you remember? lol.

afam4eva:
You made an assertion and i asked a simple question and you resorted to using abusive . The yeye is on you.

afam4eva:
Does igbo make one strong? Just asking.

>> Try and smoke some, to test the strength of igbo, yeye

>> you wan try, upon the igbo wey e dey smoke, then still beat em up, trust my bini boyz, we nor dey eva carry last, e sweet 4 em,

>> True talk @Ronkebp, , so lonq we are living, bad choice is certain, as for me, mine is travellinq,abandon my career to purse travel, but rite now i see it as a good choice, sometime our bad choice can turn up to be a good choice in life, dis because the good book make us to understand the "everthinq will turn around for our good" everythinq as in Bad, Ugly thinqs,
Take this, see positive thinqs in every bad choice you made, take it as an opportunity, challenge, overcome it then you shall smile at the end,

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>> damn, 23rd is just tomorrow, dude extend the date, i will create the website for you, call my phone # below lets talk, or send an e-mail to next2design(at)gmail.com - don't worry about the price let's just get the work done first,

>> next2design@gmail.com
is my e-mail, try send the mail again pls.

>>> @Femi, i didnt see any mail from you oh,

>>>here is it Bros. Femi next2design(at)gmail.com i'm waiting,