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ofu nkpuru ukpo na ekwe ofe


I can't get this in english

oke nduri na achu enwe oso
A strong bird that chase away monkeys

Utara mmiri na eme ala ncha

drop of rain that dig ground

Okwa anu nkanka mpi ka ibu nwa eze adighi efu na mba

A prince never get lost in a strange land

who dey line?

It's like the thread is a kind of dying off.

almondjoy:
Exactly. A Nigerian lady will never get away with 1/100th of what most Naija dudes get away with anywhere in this world and thanks to the all the members of the '"female" races who place them on such pedestals only to be treated like "poop"! All I can say is thank God I have escaped this mayhem of Naija relationships. You never know what you are going to end up with. It only gets worse. I can see a lot of Nigerians--both male and female remaining single for a very long time. Just too much psychological and emotional baggage!


_{Thank you father I say!}

I can see that you're not into naija man relationship. How do you feel about non naija treatment sister?

Ify why you no talk again? I was just joking,

wetin you wan say now Ify?

In the morning I think one need a hot tea or coffee with some slized toast bread. heavy food is not good to start the day with.
Medically milk is not healthy if you check it well cause it's not from a human body rather an animal.

na die be that.

That's very funny girl.
I like it.

I just see the thing closed it quickly before my another person sees it.
it's all jokes.

morenike09:
Thanks. . . you mean happy belated birthday?

It's a slip of hand, Inshort I no go school.

here na joke section?

toshmann:
koslokweni, okirikpoto akirika tum kpo se ne pa grasia in duda zapatero tsv' eoaentilo'eaea-iriotiri'

Toshmann uche gi odi kwa na ihe ina ekwu?

We don't know each other but I wish you happy birthday.

why asking?

ya buru na okpara enweghi ego onwere ike ibinye ya ego ka oluo nwanyi ma nke ulo onwere ike ibiri na ulo nwanne ya nwoke.

biko ju kwa akwuna bini ihe osu ga.

Igbo mma mma nu kita ka m si na ura ne etete
Ife unu na ako na eme m ka afuru anyuru n'elu na eme ijiji imaghi imaghi.

Busta:
Olodo. which school did u graduate from? how is that the same thing?
not even close

I'll take the insult but mind how you insult people.

Busta:
I rest ma case!

Do I sound crude?

@sillyboy
No man last  long for the first round but the second round is dedicated to the girl  cause it's when she's having her orgasm and you need to rexist and push harder to let her complete the scene or she'll hate you forever.

My friends whenever they make love to their girls they do tell me so from their experience I learn how to make it.
           but the first time was at 17 the girl wanted it so bad that I couldn't last 5min. when I came out my friends send me back to go and complete the assignment. they told me that the second round is the bomb. so I went back  seeing the girl still nude so I jacked her for the second time.
Since then the girl keep comming for more till I left high school.

It's like two of una be paddy see as una get the same signature.

Your nightmare is not complete.

        Next time  before you go to bed take a look at D-reloaded COWBELL (her front headlamps)
             you will shout DEEEDREDE REEEREEE LOOLOLOLO DIDIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

                     then we go know sey clear madness don come.
                              Anu ofia I know you must be a yorubaman.

This question should have come before inserting your sim card not after.
           the only advice I'll give is next time you're passing through a medicine store stop and ask of a light plastic bag I think it's called CONDOM,
                 IF THEY DON'T HAVE USE PURE WATER BAG TO WRAP.

I need no telescope to notice an Igbo queen with her neckless made with cowries(eze-ego) what the igbos use in trading before the colonization of the westerners.



My god the girl is more than a beauty, goodluck bro you're enjoying good thing, not like all these urgly fat noise makers in nairaland.