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Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 6:11pm On Feb 22, 2008
tkb417:



yes o. . .my first time was horrible. [b]The girl had done it before and i was so mad at myself for not satisfying the girl enough.[/b]Nyways, right now, erm . . .no one can try me o


Lmfao, you are lucky she didn't kick your ass out cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. From what i heard oh, you still can't do it right, abi na lie
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by Busta(f): 6:12pm On Feb 22, 2008
tkb417:



yes o. . .my first time was horrible. The girl had done it before and i was so mad at myself for not satisfying the girl enough.

Nyways, right now, erm . . .no one can try me o



Now, u are a pro . . ain't it? grin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by sillyboy(m): 6:16pm On Feb 22, 2008
come to think of it I love this question.

No1 actually taught me ooo, But am sure I had a a "hard-on" around 6yrs and I experimented with a friend then behing the window blinds embarassed. . . . . but there was no insertion. Guess it just came naturally because am a genius grin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by Busta(f): 6:17pm On Feb 22, 2008
sillyboy:

come to think of it I love this question.

No1 actually taught me ooo, But am sure I had a a "hard-on" around 6yrs and I experimented with a friend then behing the window blinds embarassed. . . . . but there was no insertion. Guess it just came naturally because am a genius grin

hehehehehe . . . 6yrs old?
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 6:18pm On Feb 22, 2008
@trooe
ure so funny, im doing good now. . .thats some years back yknow
dont try me now wink

@Busta
now a certified PRO. cool cool
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 6:21pm On Feb 22, 2008


@TBKWhere do you stay so i can send someone to test you out for me lipsrsealed tongue
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by Busta(f): 6:22pm On Feb 22, 2008
@tkb
good for u bro

@tRoOE
seriously
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 6:25pm On Feb 22, 2008
@TBKWhere do you stay so i can send someone to test you out for me

shocked shocked shocked shocked Opebi Ikeja and Chelsea Abuja
damn!!
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by NaJaHaJe(f): 6:27pm On Feb 22, 2008
@tkb417

so will there some sort of report summary from tRoOE's tests wink
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by 3viso(m): 6:30pm On Feb 22, 2008
My friends whenever they make love to their girls they do tell me so from their experience I learn how to make it.
           but the first time was at 17 the girl wanted it so bad that I couldn't last 5min. when I came out my friends send me back to go and complete the assignment. they told me that the second round is the bomb. so I went back  seeing the girl still nude so I jacked her for the second time.
Since then the girl keep comming for more till I left high school.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 6:32pm On Feb 22, 2008
@tkb417

so will there some sort of report summary from tRoOE's tests  

lmao. . .i'll even send a PDF file so nothing will corrupt the document.

how are u?
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 6:35pm On Feb 22, 2008
tkb417:


shocked shocked shocked shocked Opebi Ikeja and Chelsea Abuja
damn!!

Why are you shock grin grin
Abeg pick one jare,one of my home gurl school in Abuja, i will send her over to see you and the fees is on the house wink, hope your are packing well well sha, because she doesn't like doing pencils tongue lipsrsealed.

@Busta

Well maybe/not grin grin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by sillyboy(m): 6:35pm On Feb 22, 2008
@ 3viso

Yeah you are right. . . . . . the later the rounds, the better it gets
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by NaJaHaJe(f): 6:38pm On Feb 22, 2008
@tRoOE

REGISTERED NAIRALAND love-vendor!!!!!! or should i say pimpress grin


@tkb417

I'll be waiting patiently and moisturizing my lungs because i no say i laff so teeeeeeeeeee  grin

am fine oooooooo seeing as you refuse to reply  sad
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by 3viso(m): 6:40pm On Feb 22, 2008
@sillyboy
No man last  long for the first round but the second round is dedicated to the girl  cause it's when she's having her orgasm and you need to rexist and push harder to let her complete the scene or she'll hate you forever.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by Busta(f): 6:42pm On Feb 22, 2008
I rest ma case!
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by 3viso(m): 6:44pm On Feb 22, 2008
Busta:

I rest ma case!
Do I sound crude?
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 6:44pm On Feb 22, 2008
@NaJa HaJe

Pimpress should be fine, but i don't think that word is in the dictionary

@tbk
am sure u know who this is wink
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by holythug(m): 6:47pm On Feb 22, 2008
a cousin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 6:48pm On Feb 22, 2008
@trooe
noo, monday to friday, i'll be at work(Abuja)
This weekend, i'll be at home. Will hit home before 9am tmr.

Will be back in ABJ before 9am on Monday grin grin grin

She wont be disappointed i tell u. Hope she is a fine gurl? Coca cola shape and all sorts
if shes not, no way. . .i dont do 'slates' and ugly gurls

@Naja
dont spoil this show oo,

i replied ur mail first thing this morning Naja
Check ur bukmail cos thats where i saw urs this morning
will you do YIM now?
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 6:51pm On Feb 22, 2008
@tbk
am sure u know who this is

no, who is this?
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by NaJaHaJe(f): 6:56pm On Feb 22, 2008
tRoOE:

@NaJa HaJe

Pimpress should be fine, but i don't think that word is in the dictionary

dont worry about the dictionary. naija people invent words to suit thier needs all the time  wink

tRoOE:

@tbk
am sure u know who this is wink

TKB147 -----  Your boss  grin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 7:01pm On Feb 22, 2008
TKB147 ----- Your boss

shocked shocked shocked My Boss!!!
erm, i dont mind my Boss's cousin.
Pls, send her to me. Ill be in my room this nite cool cool
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 7:02pm On Feb 22, 2008
@tbkThat is one busy schedule oh, na wa oooooo, well i will look into it sha if she will be free tongue.

No of this babe be lepa, hope u don't mind tongue

@NaJa HaJe
Abi nothing naija be can't do cheesy cheesy cheesy

You are right am his boss

@tbk

Go figure who I am grin grin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by debosky(m): 7:03pm On Feb 22, 2008
@ topic

I'm still searching for a teacher cry

any female volunteers? undecided
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 7:03pm On Feb 22, 2008
tkb417:


shocked shocked shocked My Boss!!!
erm, i don't mind my Boss's cousin.
Please, send her to me. Ill be in my room this night cool cool
well come to my offfice after closing
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 7:05pm On Feb 22, 2008
debosky:

@ topic

I'm still searching for a teacher cry

any female volunteers? undecided
hmmmmmmmm na only female volunteers you need, abi make i add males to the list also lipsrsealed
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 7:06pm On Feb 22, 2008
hehehehe
who no know Debosky?

@trooe
how will i know u? i aint a wizard.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 7:21pm On Feb 22, 2008
@tbk

The Return Of Omo Eko wink(Trooe) moody)
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 7:27pm On Feb 22, 2008
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
i just checked a thread now, and i saw the similarities in the way u post and Moody's
i was about to tell you who u are. . .

this is the real return grin grin grin
when you were in 9ja, i was in the UK so i missed all ur partying!!
nyways, where is Islander? shes been missing from my radar

so how is u doing?
i gat gists for u oo
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by adeboo(f): 7:29pm On Feb 22, 2008
The first time, i think its just instincts and then after that, its basically experience and the fact that when we are with someone more experienced, they just kinda show me.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 7:32pm On Feb 22, 2008
The first time, i think its just instincts and then after that, its basically experience and the fact that when we are with someone more experienced, they just kind of show me.
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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