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Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 8:21pm On Mar 29, 2010
Tanimz,
Leave me alone and face your warrant. Lol

jaymob,
U in miami for real? I happy for you sha.
See yo mouth like poor poor people as if no be Visa Lottery carry u enter yankee. Mmtchew.


Body dey fine sha thanks.
And yo side?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 8:22pm On Mar 29, 2010
I laff in Ikwere, Studio, Studio, Studio. Thought you said you were "begging" me? You this two- mouthed boy guy.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 8:34pm On Mar 29, 2010
Sorry never vex.
I'm not in the mood for yo trouble.
I know sey u don go sharpen yo matchet to chop my head off.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 8:36pm On Mar 29, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin I dont need a machete to chop your head off.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 8:48pm On Mar 29, 2010
Ok erm i fit pass now?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 8:52pm On Mar 29, 2010
You dey fear ni? grin grin grin grin
see this otondo ohh. . . pass jore. cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 8:59pm On Mar 29, 2010
Thank you,
U fit still remain there.
Nothing do u?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 9:11pm On Mar 29, 2010
You are welcome, anytime you need any advice or motivation, you know where to holla at me wink wink wink wink wink
Nothing do me ohh. . . i dey kampe!!
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 9:20pm On Mar 29, 2010
Me?
I no wan get anything to do with you.
Make e end for here please.
Mmtchew
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jossy1luv(f): 9:22pm On Mar 29, 2010
studio43:

Studio is not that bad afterall, Lol

i lie? Lol
na today u knw say u b lie lie boi?
jaymobb:

@studio

omo i dey miami since i just talk say make i come see my poor poor friends today for here grin
na trek u trek reach miami? because i knw say them reject u visa.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 9:26pm On Mar 29, 2010
Lol,
No mind dat boi wey never even reach airport before
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 9:51pm On Mar 29, 2010
studio43:

Me?
I no wan get anything to do with you.
Make e end for here please.
Mmtchew

Mchew, you too get mouth.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 9:58pm On Mar 29, 2010
Serious!
U are annoying me.
U taking it too too far.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 9:59pm On Mar 29, 2010
Taking what too far?
How i take annoy you now? I thought we were having a nice and friendly chat  cry cry cry cry
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jossy1luv(f): 10:52pm On Mar 29, 2010
Children children?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 10:53pm On Mar 29, 2010
Missis? Who are you calling children?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 10:58pm On Mar 29, 2010
Jossy so na woman u be sef?
I thought i was even chatting with a man lol

it's all gooood
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jossy1luv(f): 12:28am On Mar 30, 2010
tanimz:

Missis? Who are you calling children?
shhhh stop squealin, didn't ur mumi told u nt to talk 2 strangas? Moreova its past bed tym, wat r u stil doin up? Its late u l b grounded. Lol.
studio43:

Jossy so na woman u be sef?
I thought i was even chatting with a man lol

it's all gooood
i warn u say ur mumu go start wen u don grow because u nor mumu wen u small, i nor no say d mumu go start so soon. ABOKI Wen nor fit distinguish btw man n woman. Lol.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 12:30am On Mar 30, 2010
jossy_1luv:

shhhh stop squealin, didn't your mumi told u nt to talk 2 strangas? Moreova its past bed tym, wat r u stil doin up? Its late u l b grounded.

I should be asking you the same question.
Who do you want to ground? Your wall geckos or cockroaches? grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 12:36am On Mar 30, 2010
Jossy lol
well as u can see. Na mobile phone i dey use browse , making it difficult for me to know the people wey be male and people wey be female.
Na only i.d i dey see but no fit access una profile.
*winks*
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jossy1luv(f): 1:08am On Mar 30, 2010
Aboki u ly. I they use mobile nw, hw i take knw say u b male?
tanimz:

I should be asking you the same question.
Who do you want to ground? Your wall geckos or cockroaches? grin grin grin
stop being such a cry babe. Shuld i sing u a lolly. grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 1:17am On Mar 30, 2010
Na u sabi.
Basket mouth
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 1:22am On Mar 30, 2010
Yes sing sing please sing but only if ya voice no be like frog own o lol
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by tanimz(f): 3:05am On Mar 30, 2010
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 5:14am On Mar 30, 2010
I jump am pass
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 9:29am On Mar 30, 2010
with those unusual short legs? cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 11:19am On Mar 30, 2010
Ode,
I'm taller than short man dev1l like u .
Lolll
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sylve11: 12:13pm On Mar 30, 2010
dey deceive urself cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by atolbid: 2:04pm On Mar 30, 2010
one day a warri boy was in the class and a maths teacher came into the class, and ask a question that:solve this equation (2x + y =35) what is x? the warri boy was so confused and said sir no be meoo i no kno where x go no be me lost am smiley smileyl winkd
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 2:39pm On Mar 30, 2010
This story teller must be a newbie,
But anyhow, U try sha lol
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by jossy1luv(f): 2:55pm On Mar 30, 2010
We go soon cut him tail, seriously studio must u embarras d poster?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 3:08pm On Mar 30, 2010
Lol, I dey compliment am na,
U wan cause fracas abi?

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