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Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:14pm On Aug 17, 2010
Idowuogbo:

@monoxide
anytin up ,must come down
life is interesting , rocking each day as it comes
dats y we humans
woah woah woah, wait a minute, is it me dat ur referring to as monoxide, ur very funny cheesy cheesy smiley smiley
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Vic2k3(m): 7:18pm On Aug 17, 2010
ROTFLMAO monoxide ke . I like dat
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by makajibbz(m): 7:18pm On Aug 17, 2010
terry-G brother cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Idowuogbo(f): 7:19pm On Aug 17, 2010
Element G:

woah woah woah, wait a minute, is it me dat your referring to as monoxide, your very funny cheesy cheesy smiley smiley
am going by ur id cat cool
no offense am jus customising it 2 my own taste
is it a crime undecided
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Vic2k3(m): 7:21pm On Aug 17, 2010
@ido how're u doing?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:21pm On Aug 17, 2010
Idowuogbo:

am going by your id cat  cool
no offense am jus customising it 2 my own taste
is it a crime  undecided

no no no, as long as it aint said in a bad manner, its all accepted wink wink grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:22pm On Aug 17, 2010
makajibbz:

terry-G brother cool

na hot water go burn ur mouth, u no even see better person rhyme me with angry angry angry angry
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Idowuogbo(f): 7:26pm On Aug 17, 2010
Element G:

no no no, as long as it aint said in a bad manner, its all accepted wink wink grin grin grin
cool ders more to come
as dere are lots of element wink wink wink cool
Vic2k3:

@ido how're u doing?
victor am bamming , how borri
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:27pm On Aug 17, 2010
Idowuogbo:

cool ders more to come
as dere are lots of element wink wink wink cool

humn idowu lets just stick to monoxide, too much elements can blow up Nland grin grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 7:28pm On Aug 17, 2010
Am i in the jokes or love section?  cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Vic2k3(m): 7:29pm On Aug 17, 2010
Kool. We all are waitin 4 ur jokes
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:30pm On Aug 17, 2010
Vic2k3:

Kool. We all are waitin 4 your jokes
huh who are u refering to?? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 7:31pm On Aug 17, 2010
@vick

Shey u need binocular googles abi na answer to my question be this your kool wey u dey spit so?  grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by sledge406: 7:32pm On Aug 17, 2010
Ben-10 = Kill joy

Jst wen things begin to get interesting on a particular topic, your kill joy mode is activated. I bet u were a robot in your former life and carried it over. Must I come here to chat
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 7:32pm On Aug 17, 2010
Element G:

huh who are u refering to?? undecided undecided undecided

You dey mind am . . . efe done use virtual luv wash him head finish  grin

He no even know how to answer simple question again. . .  cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by makajibbz(m): 7:32pm On Aug 17, 2010
Element G:

na hot water go burn your mouth, u no even see better person rhyme me with angry angry angry angry
parle-g[biscuit] ,mama-g[female untalented artist] ,

no better thing. undecided
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Vic2k3(m): 7:33pm On Aug 17, 2010
@pharoh i tink u don die since.wetin wake u?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Vic2k3(m): 7:35pm On Aug 17, 2010
I waz refering 2 ido
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:37pm On Aug 17, 2010
makajibbz:

parle-g[biscuit] ,mama-g[female untalented artist] ,

no better thing. undecided

makajibbz u don kolo finish honestly grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by makajibbz(m): 7:38pm On Aug 17, 2010
Vic2k3:

@pharoh i tink u don die since.wetin wake u?
rapture grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Idowuogbo(f): 7:38pm On Aug 17, 2010
Vic2k3:

Kool. We all are waitin 4 your jokes
if u referring to me, no web glory as me no sabi make person laf
but if na frown , i sabi dat 1
Element G:

humn idowu lets just stick to monoxide, too much elements can blow up Nland grin grin grin grin
dont wooory , i wud alert dem wen about to mix d wrong elements  
so dey can run b4 d gbam happen
Pharoh:

Am i in the jokes or love section?  cheesy
its all of d above sir, u buy 1 u get d oda free okies  grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Vic2k3(m): 7:38pm On Aug 17, 2010
I heard he is a toddler
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 7:42pm On Aug 17, 2010
Idowuogbo:

so dey can run b4 d gbam happen its all of d above sir, u buy 1 u get d oda free okies  grin grin grin grin grin

Oya na who dey sell and na wetin dey for the offering table . . . we fit buy some people wifey too like Afay? [b][/b] grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:43pm On Aug 17, 2010
Idowuogbo:

dont wooory , i wud alert dem wen about to mix d wrong elements  

ok oo sha take am easy because if anything happen, me i no dey there ooo grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 7:43pm On Aug 17, 2010
Vic2k3:

I heard he is a toddler

U well so?  undecided  cheesy  Toddler dey use computer to  surf nairaland for ya village?   tongue
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Idowuogbo(f): 7:44pm On Aug 17, 2010
nautie boy ,
can u toast , y oda people property
if u nid me to teach u how 2 , jus confide in aunty ID
dont be shy grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Idowuogbo(f): 7:46pm On Aug 17, 2010
Element G:

ok oo sha take am easy because if anything happen, me i no dey there ooo grin grin grin
cant believe u wan pick race so
Christmas fowl cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 7:48pm On Aug 17, 2010
yawns
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by makajibbz(m): 7:49pm On Aug 17, 2010
Element G:

makajibbz u don kolo finish honestly grin grin
wetin 'g' stand for,
gull bladder, golum, goat, . . .

en, tell me cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Vic2k3(m): 7:49pm On Aug 17, 2010
@stud u don't hve food 4 house abi u wife follow women wey dey on strike
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 7:51pm On Aug 17, 2010
Idowuogbo:

nautie boy ,
can u toast , y oda people property
if u nid me to teach u how 2 , jus confide in aunty ID
dont be shy grin grin grin

Nah just one teach that small boy some lessons  grin
We don't toast . . . . they toast peeps like us.   cool
Wetin u one teach me wey i never know before?  tongue
Na inside my bedroom i dey now so why i go shy?  grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:53pm On Aug 17, 2010
makajibbz:

wetin 'g' stand for,
gull bladder, golum, goat, . . .

en, tell me cheesy

u don chop padlock abi? undecided undecided

Idowuogbo:

cant believe u wan pick race so
Christmas fowl  cheesy cheesy grin

Tell me say if i plant bomb for ur underside (knw wat i mean), u no go shout

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