For the guys.
1. Never fail to touch her in public. How else do you tell people is to act. Blow a kiss from across the hall. Hug when you come across each other, smack her ass in public.

2. Eliminate every element of professionalism. This should be reserved for your coworkers and associates not someone you and whatever pet name you call her in the bedroom. It is ideally forbidden to keep on referring to her as Miss or her last name. Are there reports to be sent, you can send hers later after dinner. Are there meetings and discussions scheduled, you must have heard it already or you get to listen to yours in private.

3. Curtail your chats with people of the other gender. This should top the list. Write off pleasant and overtly friendly fellow workers. Remember still of the feminine gender. All interactions however minimal must be precisely proper and official. No unnecessary smile, no niceties or favour and definitely no compliments. They can get theirs elsewhere.

4. Be liberal with compliments. This cannot be over emphasized. Always drop accolades and praises on her work. Your boss could overhear and put in a promotion even though that was not what you had in mind. Never a criticism boyfriend, remark favorably on her presentations, say nice things about her your colleagues. Gender in mind, male. Bring her up in every conversation with a flattering remark.

5. Wear matching outfits. If a colleague sees you sporting a blue shirt on a Monday morning, a mental picture of your other half donning a blue shirt should pop up spontaneously. These are the goals people. If possible, accessorize together.

6. On no account should things between you be kept private. Do not keep your colleagues out of the loop on your affairs. To make things easier, though they never say it and act otherwise, everyone in the office wants an update on what you did last weekend. In no way should you deny them this luxury. But try to keep things interesting by cutting the keeps them going.

These are tried and tested if followed to the letter. Source: A single banker following this couple for 3 years

Talk I'm listening

Interesting....grabs chair and popcorn

All you have listed are the fastest ways to lose your job. If you're dating someone in your office, it's better to keep it on the low for as long as possible.

DONT EVER DATE A COLLEAGUE!!!!
DONT EVER DATE YOUR BOSS!!!

AVOID RELATIONSHIP In THE WORKPLACE

Don't miss business with pleasure...
Dating a colleague, is a big turn off for me.

Whole thing is flawed what type of nonsense advice are you giving out ?

Wear matching outfits r u ok ?


You shouldn't be dating your co-worker but if it does happen the best thing is to keep your damn mouth shut n make sure not a single sole finds out... never mix business and pleasure

Mimzyy:
All you have listed are the fastest ways to lose your job. If you're dating someone in your office, it's better to keep it on the low for as long as possible.

Like seriously. Lol
This Babe has not been in a corporate environment obviously. Be like say romance still dey shark her brain

HardMirror:

Like seriously. Lol
This Babe has not been in a corporate environment obviously. Be like say romance still dey shark her brain

I weak for the op jare.

Only one or two points make sense. The rest is crap. Never date your colleague at work and if you do ensure to keep it secret to the max and not let anyone know.

WhiteKettle:
For the guys.
1. Never fail to touch her in public. How else do you tell people is to act. Blow a kiss from across the hall. Hug when you come across each other, smack her ass in public.

2. Eliminate every element of professionalism. This should be reserved for your coworkers and associates not someone you and whatever pet name you call her in the bedroom. It is ideally forbidden to keep on referring to her as Miss or her last name. Are there reports to be sent, you can send hers later after dinner. Are there meetings and discussions scheduled, you must have heard it already or you get to listen to yours in private.

3. Curtail your chats with people of the other gender. This should top the list. Write off pleasant and overtly friendly fellow workers. Remember still of the feminine gender. All interactions however minimal must be precisely proper and official. No unnecessary smile, no niceties or favour and definitely no compliments. They can get theirs elsewhere.

4. Be liberal with compliments. This cannot be over emphasized. Always drop accolades and praises on her work. Your boss could overhear and put in a promotion even though that was not what you had in mind. Never a criticism boyfriend, remark favorably on her presentations, say nice things about her your colleagues. Gender in mind, male. Bring her up in every conversation with a flattering remark.

5. Wear matching outfits. If a colleague sees you sporting a blue shirt on a Monday morning, a mental picture of your other half donning a blue shirt should pop up spontaneously. These are the goals people. If possible, accessorize together.

6. On no account should things between you be kept private. Do not keep your colleagues out of the loop on your affairs. To make things easier, though they never say it and act otherwise, everyone in the office wants an update on what you did last weekend. In no way should you deny them this luxury. But try to keep things interesting by cutting the keeps them going.

These are tried and tested if followed to the letter. Source: A single banker following this couple for 3 years

Op, is this a satirical post? Ayam not understanding

Na wash dey worry OP...na sack the love birds dey play with.

Rule number 1: Never ever date you colleague. EOD.

Well, it is not that bad to date your colleague, as long as you guys are in different department and have a different reporting line.

I have seen dating turned to marriage in some MNC's. Even attended one recently sef.

What are u saying..Did u go 4 night vigil or something,I tink u've been exhausted.

You rilly need 2 rest

Evaberry:
DONT EVER DATE A COLLEAGUE!!!!

DONT EVER DATE YOUR BOSS!!!


AVOID RELATIONSHIP In THE WORKPLACE

Well said baby..

What you have written is a list of what you should not be doing in actual fact