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If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Nobody: 6:54pm On Aug 29, 2017
Let's say hypothetically, you had some supernatural power to make a phone call to yourself 10 years ago and you had just 30 seconds to speak, what are the things you would say?

Me: Hello, this is Lastmumu from 2017 calling you and you better believe it. Once the 2015/2016 English premiership starts stake whatever highest amount you can find on a team called Leicester to win the league.

2. Your girlfriend, the one you are with at the moment, she is an angel. Cherish her, appreciate her better, marry her!



What would say to yourself?

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by ImDharay: 7:00pm On Aug 29, 2017
Lol, crazy 0p... Uhm lemme think...#modified#


Hmm, better not to say wah i got in mind.
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Khutie: 7:01pm On Aug 29, 2017
•••quite simple... "CHASE THE CHEQUE, NEVER CHASE A B*TCH".

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Heromaniaa: 7:03pm On Aug 29, 2017
Fucck school... Street is where the learning and the money are.

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by ebukahandsome(m): 7:09pm On Aug 29, 2017
Continue fighting in school, and deliver knock out punch to any teacher who wants to seperate.
MAYWHEATHER got millions of dolars from just one fight
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by amakadihot87(f): 7:10pm On Aug 29, 2017
Dont ever marry that man

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Cholls(m): 7:10pm On Aug 29, 2017
my brother it goes like these... grin! grin!...Hello cholls it's your future I just want to give you some advice that is very useful here.... The two biggest problems you’ll face in life is getting money and
getting women. But if you can get
money first, then getting women will
be a lot easier.
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Nobody: 7:17pm On Aug 29, 2017
Cholls:
my brother it going like these... grin! grin!...Hello cholls it's your future I just want to give you some advice that is very useful here.... The two biggest problems you’ll face in life is getting money and
getting women. But if you can get
money first, then getting women will
be a lot easier.

I do not know about you but the me of 10 years ago knew this.


Were you chasing women not money 10 years ago?

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Nobody: 7:17pm On Aug 29, 2017
amakadihot87:
Dont ever marry that man

Did you eventually marry that man?

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by EZEIGBO1OFIMO: 7:17pm On Aug 29, 2017
Me: Hello dude, whatever happens, keep an open mind.
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by adaksbullet: 7:21pm On Aug 29, 2017
Hello adaksbullet, that Ghana is go bag money am telled you no too carryed that his too big, pls goan carryed it and send it too mine accesed bank 0012160051 angry angry angry angry

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Nobody: 7:23pm On Aug 29, 2017
EZEIGBO1OFIMO:

Me: Hello dude, whatever happens, keep an open mind.

Don't you think the message is a tad too encrypted for the younger you to understand?
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Nobody: 7:26pm On Aug 29, 2017
adaksbullet:
Hello adaksbullet, that Ghana is go bag money am telled you no too carryed that his too big, pls goan carryed it and send it too mine accesed bank 0012160051 angry angry angry angry

10 digits account number only started 7 years ago bro. undecided

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by tgmservice: 7:28pm On Aug 29, 2017
i will tell myself in 10 yrs time Liverpool will beat arsenal 4 - 0 stake 1million on correct scores
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by makydebbie(f): 7:29pm On Aug 29, 2017
Debbie, don't believe him.
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by tgmservice: 7:33pm On Aug 29, 2017
Cholls:
my brother it goes like these... grin! grin!...Hello cholls it's your future I just want to give you some advice that is very useful here.... The two biggest problems you’ll face in life is getting money and
getting women. But if you can get
money first, then getting women will
be a lot easier.
wasted opportunity
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by decatalyst(m): 7:41pm On Aug 29, 2017
DONT TRUST POLITICIANS!

They are full of poo!
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Fadiga24(m): 7:43pm On Aug 29, 2017
Guy focus on your guitar.
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by EZEIGBO1OFIMO: 7:44pm On Aug 29, 2017
LastMumu:


Don't you think the message is a tad too encrypted for the younger you to understand?
Younger me is way smarter than older me
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Divay22(f): 7:45pm On Aug 29, 2017
Believe in yourself
Procrastination is a thief of life

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Evablizin(f): 7:47pm On Aug 29, 2017
Never give up
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by wandium: 7:58pm On Aug 29, 2017
Mine goes like this:
Grin grin grin. Stay quiet and listen to your future. Come 2015, borrow momsi's pension and host a ponzi site called MMM Nigeria. Remember "ponzi" don't worry every other thing will fall in place
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by tosyne2much(m): 8:04pm On Aug 29, 2017
Mine would be "Tosyne do not put too much hope in women" cool
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by safiaaASSHOLE: 8:04pm On Aug 29, 2017
"steal your Daddy's money, wait a few more years and buy bitcoins"

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:09pm On Aug 29, 2017
Just focus on God and cash and not women until you are sure you want to get married cos women will disappoint you...
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Nobody: 8:16pm On Aug 29, 2017
safiaaASSHOLE:
"steal your Daddy's money, wait a few more years and buy bitcoins"

Ten years later, you are richer than Dangote. Sharp guy grin grin

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Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by BluntBoy(m): 8:21pm On Aug 29, 2017
Join the seminary, please!!!!!
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by aku626(m): 8:23pm On Aug 29, 2017
Save money and relax good things are gonna come sooner than you expect
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Nobody: 8:24pm On Aug 29, 2017
SmellingAnus:
Just focus on God and cash and not women until you are sure you want to get married cos women will disappoint you...

Let's just agree the major bane for men on this thread has been women. How ironic. cheesy
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by Nobody: 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2017
BluntBoy:
Join the seminary, please!!!!!

How would joining the seminary have helped you?
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by JaffyJoe(m): 8:31pm On Aug 29, 2017
Guy don't make decisions when you are mad.
Re: If You Could Call Yourself 10 Years Ago, And Had 30 Secs, What Would You Say? by davide470(m): 8:33pm On Aug 29, 2017
That money you wanna use for JAMB form, fvck it, use it to learn how to weld!.

Then, after that, learn about the Stock Market. Buy all the GTB and Nigerian Breweries stocks you can muster.

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