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Company Slogans for Condoms by dm(m): 6:33pm On Dec 18, 2005
Company Slogans
   

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
keeping
the same Slogans

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Bleep condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30
minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
Re: Company Slogans for Condoms by Ginz: 6:35pm On Dec 20, 2005
LMAO cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin wink wink
Re: Company Slogans for Condoms by Oracle(m): 11:32pm On Nov 24, 2006
Ooh damn, this is really funny
Re: Company Slogans for Condoms by choco4life(m): 2:24am On Nov 25, 2006
that was really creative.
Re: Company Slogans for Condoms by choco4life(m): 2:33am On Nov 25, 2006
that was really creative.
Re: Company Slogans for Condoms by Pamperme: 1:31pm On Nov 28, 2006
very funny grin grin
Re: Company Slogans for Condoms by frankiriri(m): 3:42pm On Nov 29, 2006
Funeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Company Slogans for Condoms by Akinagirl(f): 1:38am On Dec 05, 2006
grin grin cheesy cheesy very cleaver and funny azzz hell

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