we all have heard lies from our partner that we later found out.which one is the greatest?

[size=13pt]i caught my boyfriend right on top of a girl grinding her and guess wat he told me "she seduced me i tried to ignore her but she forced me" [/size]but i saw him on top of her looking very well "unforced"

^ You sooo funny, thanks for my 1st laugh of the day.



@Topic, @Poster, My ex said he would jump off London bridge if I did not take him back, that was almost 2 years ago.He's still living

googles:

[size=13pt]i caught my boyfriend right on top of a girl grinding her and guess wat he told me "she seduced me i tried to ignore her but she forced me" [/size]but i saw him on top of her looking very well "unforced"

ROFL ! ROFL ! You slapped him right? (although you shouldn't)

Lmao, when my ex said she would marry 4 me n we broke up aft 6moths she cheatd

Mikaela:

ROFL ! ROFL ! You slapped him right? (although you shouldn't)

[size=13pt]funny enough i did not do anything i only laughed and laughed my way outta the relationship[/size]

googles:

[size=13pt]i caught my boyfriend right on top of a girl grinding her and guess wat he told me "she seduced me i tried to ignore her but she forced me" [/size]but i saw him on top of her looking very well "unforced"

Dats a naughty boy. maybe he wasn't getting enuf from you.

ma girlfriend sorry ma ex girlfriend lied
to me that her pastor told her to aviod sex for as long as possibble cos
he was conducting prayer and fasting for her.
i auctually belived her unknown to me she slept wth another
guy and he made her take an oath never to sleep with any other person.
i later found out and felt so angry that i ended the relationship.

^^

and Jesus wept~

Girls are terrible

OATH, Gooosh
this is far fetched

@post
She said she loves me and she can die 4 me
she really actually wanted to~ But a couple of months later she complains that i am too good in bed for her
and she has found someone who is more moderate in bed, what a silly puked excuse, (**Mimics her voice** YOU ARE TOO GOOD IN BED, AND AM NOT) YOU SHOULD GO FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN MATCH YOUR S,EX,UAL PROWESS


@Googgles
No wonder~ [size=5pt]dont worry, ours wud be different[/size]

chipmunkey:

Dats a naughty boy. maybe he wasn't getting enuf from you.

[size=13pt]am sure if i had dedicated my whole life to straffing the pooch he would still do it . . . . .he is so freaky,boy can even climb a paw-paw tree to straf a monkey[/size]

^^

Omo dat 1 serious ooh~

googles:

[size=13pt]i caught my boyfriend right on top of a girl grinding her and guess wat he told me "she seduced me i tried to ignore her but she forced me" [/size]but i saw him on top of her looking very well "unforced"

u must really feel hurt. no wonder u have the metal doors around ur heart.


@post, she said her family was gonna be hosting a meeting and so she will be busy all weekend. meanwhile she was in abuja with a sugar daddy. ow i found out is a story for another day.

he told me he drank 2 bottles

smooooooth:

u must really feel hurt. no wonder u have the metal doors around your heart.

which metal door sir?

@googles, neva mind.@post, she spent d weekend in school wit me, on monday she was ready 2 go, gav her Tfare and told her 2 lock up . On my way 2 school i 4got my wallet , i came bak an met her shaggin my neigbour. Oboy c laughter.

daduke2k:

@googles, neva mind.@post, she spent d weekend in school wit me, on monday she was ready 2 go, gav her Tfare and told her 2 lock up . On my way 2 school i 4got my wallet , i came bak an met her shaggin my neigbour. Oboy c laughter.

Na wao!

he love me to the extent of beating an admirer and later make him date my close course mate though she is not my close friend,

so many liesssssssssssssssss he told me

Had to many blatant lies from them, now am the one telling the lies. Learnt ma lesson the hard way

I've heard a few in my time, to date these are my favourite, "she's just a friend" "cant go for a girl like that" "she's lyin" "cant bear to touch her" "im not talkin to her anymore". . .

My ex said she takes her luch in TFC (Tasty Fried Chicken) every day. What a lie! Girls like forming too much.

all liars will go to hell oooooooooooooooo

My ex told me he was not contacting his ex anymore only for me to check his messages and he has been in contact with her for months. Omitting the true too should be considered as lies

what about he's just a friend or it's not you its me or i love you but

I lied to her that I was in toilet while I was really fucking his elder sister, It's a joke,

it wasn't me

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sista-jay:

I've heard a few in my time, to date these are my favourite, "she's just a friend" "cant go for a girl like that" "she's lyin" "cant bear to touch her" "im not talkin to her anymore". . .

hmmmm- the greatest one i have heard? She said to me, I love you, when she just fu cked another man.

She said to me, I am at home, while she is far away in America with another man.

when he says i love you

I guess the biggest lie I've ever heard from a chic is when I told one that I loved her and she purred "I love U 2". But not to worry, mine too was as false as hers. And what's more we both knew it!