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Olu (diary Of A Broke Playboy) - Episode 2 by olumide54(m): 3:56am On Sep 08, 2017 |
(Olu still coughing) Olu: Ruky, you will not kill me, you can’t even call to apologize. What’s next o? (Olu took a nice pair of shoes outside to polish) (Sitting outside, he can see Shola still fetching water) Olu: To ba gba temi, omo lo ma pon ku (If you don’t accept my proposal, you will fetch water till you die). (Phone ringing, he checks the screen) Olu: Olu the woli himself, Ruky, you have to call me five times before I pick. (Call drops and shortly the phone rings again) Olu: Let me just pick it, we don’t know if she wants to send money like that o. (Phone conversation) Ruky: Olu baby, am so sorry… so so sorry. I can’t come tonight. Something happened, am sorry. Olu: What happened? Ruky: My dad called and that I’ll represent him in a meeting. I thought I’ll leave on time. Am sorry. Ruky Full name: Rukayat Salami Occupation: General Manager in Salami Group of Companies Likes: My ATM and very caring Dislike: Not too fine like that How we met: Secondary school classmate Olu: Your daddy did not know you’re going to see your sugar daddy? Ruky: Mabinu Olu: (Jokingly) who is your daddy? Ruky: Alhaji Ycee (Both laughing…) Ruky: I’ll show tomorrow Olu: Noooo! Alakoba, I have many programmes and then evening evangelism. (Both laughing…) Olu: o ti ye e now (You understand) Ruky: Call me next week and let me know when you’ll be free Olu: why not… (Shola approaching with the key) Ruky: Take care baby Olu: Alright dear, my regards to your husband o.. Ruky: Leave my husband o Olu: (laughing). Ok mama (Call ends) (Olu singing, consciously referring to Shola) Olu: (Song: All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small all things big and wonderful, My Jesus created all. Olu staring at her. (Song: I can see everything turning around, turning around, turning around, for our good… Shola: This is the key, thank you bro. Olu: Is it that your boyfriend in school is handsomer and richer? Shola: And more influential… (She walks off) (Olu to himself): Mhenn… 2-0 in two hours. Shey na Mass Com. she dey study for school? Shoo Olu singing loud: Aje ku iya le je… eniti o to ni na, ton de na deni, ajeku iya le je… mtchewww. Nonsense (Olu stood up) Olu: plenty female first timer tomorrow ooo (packs his shoes, the polish and chair inside). Olu: Oh my god, I still have to update my diary… (olu opens one of his wardrobes, opens a bad and out the big diary and a pen. Olu: Attendance for the week: Ruky… absent; Ngozi… postponed; Shola… Idiot; Alice… better pikin; Ayo… Ajala the traveller; Halimat… lost her cell number; Sandra… about to start. Olu: Expenses: Loss… N500 to Alice; N2000 recharge card from Ngozi, Ayo… Idiot, Ruky… Not yet (Olu signs underneath and jumps on the bed). Olu: Father, in case you’re coming back before tomorrow morning, please forgive me my sins and be merciful. You know once I get married, I’ll stop this nonsense. Thank you father. Halleluiah. SUNDAY MORNING (Olu already dressed up in his room) Facing the mirror and talking to his reflection. Olu: See fine boy, all this pef (perfume), powder, gel, polish must not waste o. Beautiful first timer, I mean young ladies, not old mama or akube. Thank you Father. Omo igbala eke Halleuiah meje (Saints, shout 7 Halleluiahs) (Phone beeps) Olu: Mufu is around (CHURCH CAR PARK) Mufu Full name: Mufu; I don’t know his surname Occupation: Driver Likes: knows all my runs and “parole” and can cooperate Dislike: blunder in every spoken word except “ok oga” How we met: Through a client Olu: Pack here Mufu: Ok oga Olu: Be here exactly 2pm Mufu: Ok Oga Olu: You should know two things about me. One, a white Range Rover takes me to church. Two, I belong to the welfare unit now. We visit first timers (You should understand why I joined now). (All eyes on Olu as he walks majestically in a clean fancy suit towards the main auditorium). Just then, a man rushed towards him. Man: Bro Olu, Good morning Sir, please do you have credit on your phone. I forgot my bible in the taxi. I want to please call the driver now. (Olu to himself): Laro kutukutu, iru agbako woleleyi, credit am managing Olu: What do you mean, do I have credit, I always have credit Man: Sorry sir Olu: But you need to see me after the service. How can you forget your bible, your sword? It shows the kind of Christianity you’re practising. Man: Am sorry, I have a lot on my mind Olu: Not again. I have never been to any church in the last 20 years without a bible. I hate this indiscipline and nonchalant attitude towards your spiritual growth. You will spread this and then run down the church for us. Man: Am sorry sir, can you? Olu: Alright, (brings out his phone) as if you ever had credit. Man: Sorry sir (Olu stretches his phone but suddenly withdraw it) Man: What sir? Olu: Hmmm… thank you spirit, I have a message to quickly write down. Man : Ok sir (Olu opens Gallery to delete Alice’s video) Olu: You can take now. Thank you spirit. Man: We thank God. (Man calling the driver) (Olu to himself): Alakoba, on a Sunday morning, thank you Father, o fe ba temi je. Omo ale (bastard). Man: Thank you sir, he’ll be bringing it soon. Olu: Ok. Please and please don’t forget your bible again, so you won’t have to borrow my phone. Man: Thank you sir. (Olu to himself): Olowogbogboro, thank you for saving me. Esu pofo Olu: (Eyin omo ogun, ema temi lo) as he enters the auditorium (…to be continued…)
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