Evaberry:
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1. I love you but I want to focus on myself, you are a distraction. chai I felt like crying.


2. Just because two people like/love each other doesn't mean they will end up together. I rolled my eyes till they hurt.


3. You are too intelligent for me, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep up with you. I had mixed feeling about my brain that day.


4. I like you but you are too young for me. I regretted ever telling him my age.


5. Pain killed Jiraya sensei. I hadnt watched that episode of naruto so when my cousin told me I was so angry I slapped him, then I started crying

never tot I could find a lady watching Naruto. Till this day, dat has been my best animated cartoon.

Zceesneh:
unbreakable friendzone

I dey tell u

Alero3Arubi:
Mumsy was in the kitchen and I was sleeping.
She shouted my name and when I woke up to answer her she told me to bring stew out from the freezer in the kitchen!!!

Lol....that's naija parents for you, they can take food from the pot and call you from your room to go and cover the pot.

Mine was done on a text msg, I screenshot it as I'm finding it hard to get over it

alagba333:


wult.. chai... I know u meant "won't".....

Since u knw

Crazy chic told my best friend "your destiny did not leave with the semen"
To think he bought this chic iphone6 with school fees money last year.
I still cry for homeboy till today

dukeprince50:
she said I see u as my younger brother.

accept my sympathy

Mine was that she don't date student

chai babe I can relate I swear

I vowed never to tell any guy my age.

he even said I feel like I'm your uncle, then he patted my head, I wanted to die. [/quote]

a swear it was s painfull, after leading me on and making me see a future for us. my age now is legally "adult"

All I know is family will be the first to chicken out when the chips are down.

CoolSmithz:


I thought I was the only one.
jiraya sensei
neji
especially itachi
it was an epic heartbreak.

Neji's death was more hurtful dan dat of Itachi, it is destined for Itachi to die due to his ailment.

rayzornaija:
I grew up as an orphan and my uncle raised me. I remember him telling me that I won't amount to nothing in life and I will die just like my father ... But guess what? I made it in Nigeria and here in Atlanta. The motherf*cker still lives in igando with his troops of children barely managing to feed once a day.

hmm, all the same he assisted you one way or the other. Go back and help him and his family. You will be much more happier

my ex once told me she was managing me cos I was broke and she told me(shey na your your broke I go chop?) I walked out of the relationship when I couldn't handle the emotional pain associated

today she calls me frequently for help, even to pick some of my cloths. I thank God almighty

prizlezzlalasky:

chai babe I can relate I swear

I vowed never to tell any guy my age.

he even said I feel like I'm your uncle, then he patted my head, I wanted to die.

a swear it was s painfull, after leading me on and making me see a future for us. my age now is legally "adult"

Eye opener. Now i see the reason why ladies get offended anytime their age is put in question

Vince77:
I cant begin to count mine else the mods will ban me for flooding nairaland.

The feeling is worse knowing that ur own family who shld look out for u are d ones making u feel bad.

Same here.

I've heard so many pple say painful things about/to me that I don't even remember cuz I usually don't take things to heart like others do..... I simply smile or walk away. Buh d most recent one was when my ex said who do you think you are? Non entity!

Mine was when I got into trouble and my so called closest friend told me to steer clear off him that he is not in it with me. In his words, " you and who". I felt like committing suicide.

She told me she was dating someone else



the thing just weak my life

"u r a born idiot" my secondary school teacher told me that after I stood up to answer a question he asked another student that wasn't able to answer it.

Danielmoore:
someone called me an inbred hillbilly piece of shit

me that day

walahi fa..aba...pls wat was ur reaction?

maklelemakukula:

OLOSHI

stay blessed

rayzornaija:
I grew up as an orphan and my uncle raised me. I remember him telling me that I won't amount to nothing in life and I will die just like my father ... But guess what? I made it in Nigeria and here in Atlanta. The motherf*cker still lives in igando with his troops of children barely managing to feed once a day.

you just said he raised you. he contributed in many ways to your success today. his crime though very great was not believing in you or your future either.

therefore you owe him and his children assistance. the only way to prove to him that you have amounted to something is by feeding him and assisting his family. forgive.

Who knows what and where u would have been had he not raised you?

Am pregnant for U. Just becos U don't want to lose me while am innocent

My dad called me useless and said I was worse than a mentally deranged woman....Damn I cried and It's now something I would never forget...there was also a time when my ma nd pa were having a misunderstanding nd I told momsi to calm down, u know what she said? She said I would never have a happy home for taking sides with my dAd...Mehn I apologised nd left...I love my parents but I will never forget the horrible things they said to me

u are just wasting ur time going to school..

midehi2:
, I couldnt relate too

Lol...she was sleeping while her mom was cooking

Wow.
Mine was my younger sister, who is 12 years younger than me.
I had a misunderstanding with my mother over some issues. She got upset and left.
My young sister called me and insulted the living daylight out of me. Called my wife unprintable names.
Its like she forgot that there ll be reconciliation tommorow. So she felt ok to blow. Lol.

beautiful232:


too funny

too funny

Im serious, you see laff for my face?

Milo30:
"I'm sorry I can't come for your graduation ceremony. I have to go for a seminar. I had already paid 20k for it", mother said to me. Father had said he would only go if my mother goes. I decided I wouldn't go either. It didn't get to me on that day, until I started seeing pictures of my colleagues with their parents, even the ones that are generally considered wayward. It was a deep cut for me. If she hadn't mentioned 20k, I wouldn't have flinched.

Haha..try this. how about if one of ur parents can't come to ur ceremony because they are estranged and one can't stand to see the other?

"Nature cheated on you"

Just because am slim and petite, thunder fire the person that said it.


Fool.

Milo30:

Jiraya and Itachi got me the most

Fûck itachi jare, it wasn't really dat sad. Minato and Kushina takes the number one spot

Their death touched my spine

Suspect33:
You might have heard many painful words here on earth but i tell you that the most painful you shall hear is when standing before God in Judgement and you hear these words "....I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity" (matthew 7:23), today is the day of salvation, repent of your sin and follow Christ before death meets you unprepared, i've warned you, your blood shall nt be required from mine hand

you don't need to warn any body.. ....just pass d message as u just did.

Everybody can never go to hell.