Roon9:
What do you call an Afghan virgin? Never bin laid-on

Damn, I love this

After Barcelona finished beating Juventus on Tuesday night, Afonja, while dancing to Dj snake's turn down for what was beaten by a snake and needed urgent treatment.
On hearing this, Lalasticlala in an attempt to move the story to front page enquired from Afonja. Thus;
Lalasticlala: What type of dance where you doing before the bite. 'Python dance'?
Afonja: No sir. Black mamba

*She want to go down on her kneels,I told her take it to church if this what you be offering
*when all you do is to rest or rant all day it becomes restaurant
*when u hate her talks then you diss her points men.I guess everything about her to you would be series of disappointment
*when you bomb dem alphabetically like A,b,d what you use the c4
* when u have people that are not cool then they are like your daddy's brother.they are so uncool(uncle)
.....lemme cuman be going b4 I finish all my lines for here...

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending......

I dropped corny lines to amaize the chick.

How do Hot chargers relieve sexual tension - find current and suck it (socket)

Why do babies cry when they're born, because God gives them high (eye) lashes

because your name is RAMOS you think you are a good defender, well may God have MESSI on you

#copied

I really wanna DELIVER very good wordplay but I aint no midwife
Ironically, I've got 3wives and the one in the MIDDLE don't DELIVER her babies unaided
My pastor thinks she need to be DELIVERED but angel gabriel insisted she has to be BORN AGAIN. This scared my wife. she did'nt wanna be burnt again.
It went on and on unitil the switch spoilt,
So from his sweets pot, God gave sweet blessings and delivered my mid wife; it was an express DELIVERY; angel gabriel was the COURIER tho he's not a native of Seoul nor Pyeogyang.

I play scrabble game well, I word play

What do we call this thread....punhub maybe?

krissconnect:
Where are my people? Let's play on words. Where are the porn..sorry punsters? Let's naked words and play on them like pornstars.

Leme start...

1. She left HOURS ago. Wait a SECOND, do you MINUTE?

2. What do you call a bee from the US... A USB

3. She's trying to leave me cos am BALD,
Am not bothered, its HAIR LOSS

4. What do you call a Chinese using the restroom?
Shi Ting

5. He came to earth to the cross and was buried under the earth crust.

6. When was the first tennis match mentioned in the bible?
When Joseph served in pharaohs court.

7. I tried talking about our future but she kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.

8. Whisky: Don't be too hard on me please
Pepsi: Chill, I'm a soft drink.

9. What do you call someone without a body and a knows?
Nobody Knows

10. Heat and cold, which one is faster?
Heat. Reason; You can catch cold.

11. What do you call a Linda wanna be?
A Be-linda

12. What trophy is given to a Cartargh's victim?
A catastrophe

13. Which tea brings you down to earth?
A gravi-tea

14. I think I've made my MARK and I write bible puns like its my JOB. You can LUKE forward to reading more every Sunday.

Anybody who can challenge this? Let's roll.



Cc: lalasticlala mynd44

Christ wasn't buried under the earth crust. His body didn't see decay.
He rose up three days later, folded his clothes and beamed away.

truth.

My estRANGE girlfriend said my wordplay is AVERAGE. That's MEAN.

"To whoever took my Microsoft Office: I will find you...You have my Word."

I am not like your mother's brother uncle (uncool)

owomida1:
My PEN IS huge

U murdered it guy. ..*clapping*

You think f*cking with words makes one a punstar?

Life is a Beach; if ewe don't play along, you get sheets all over ewe.
Some buses are good, some are bard. ewe are cent away four a sleight mix-take.
Axe woe she ease nut who her first.
Am nut lai'in, we only do hour best.

Trust me, it's goodluck to have a patient wife.

i crashed my MERCEDES to see if it BENDS.

Borrowed* I have never been more confused... should I go left where nothing is right or right where nothing is left?

I regret to say the my ex corrupted my system (laptop) with virus. Never did I tell her I needed some AIDs.

Austeeenxx:
I work in a bakery 'cause I need/knead the dough.

I loaf this. Dayum i'm on a roll

I hate to see her go but I love to watch her leave

Votukpa:


Christ wasn't buried under the earth crust. His body didn't see decay.
He rose up three days later, folded his clothes and beamed away.

truth.

Oh yes! To add to this. The mode of burial in the ancient times were much different from the ones today. In the ancient time, bodies were placed in a tomb and closed with a big stone @ d enterance. Whereas tday its six feet below the ground. .
Christ wasnt buried under the earth crust. He descended to the earth crust (hell), took back the keys of life and death which satan took when Adam and Eve fell then ascended to Heaven. Hallelujah!

Alright...i think pun based jokes are some of the best and worst jokes ever.

1) Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sand-which-is there.

2) Two lesbian couples are unable to purchase the double-ended dilldo. They're struggling to make ends meet.

3) Two radio antennas got married. The wedding was okay but the reception was great.

4) I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.

5) What does a grape say when it's stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

Y'all get all these jokes?

Certified007:
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

copied

lemme add mine
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!
Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.
People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.
Every calendar days are numbered

paiz:

Let me drop these:
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* Are you a banana cause i find you a-peeling
* I Love fine vegetable so i bought a cute-cumber
* do you live in corn field cause i am stalking you
*do you want to travel to australia? did you meet all the koala-fications
*have you been to doctor lately? cause i think yu need vitamin me.
*If yu were a tropical fruit you weed bee air fine-apple
*you gat a bomb ass dont come close to me cause you would be hot-in-me
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Diss cum-tree his mere-erst hump

god damn it ...cant you be original without copying and pasting from google ?

She diss me at every point we met

She is a diss-appoint.ment

The sun doesn't need to go to school because it has a million degrees.

I once met a spider in a restaurant , very cool guy ye told me he wants to become a web designer

The city of Boston is always Boston my brain

Why is six afraid of 7 , because 7 ate ( nine.why did 7 ( nine ,because 7 eats 3 squared ( 9 ) meals a day.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because its two tired.



Its hard explaining things to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.


The fish containing the highest amount of sodium is 2Na

If Esther bleaches , does that make her established

What did the carpet say to the floor?
Ans: I've got you covered!

What did a tube of glue say to another tube of glue?
Ans: Let's stick together

I stayed all night to see where the sun went then it Dawned on me....

Dino came to this world Dino couldn't Conquer Dino became extinct But Dinosaur

That was a great feet, how did you manage to fit-into that cotton cottage even when you are SILK