If she has password on her hotspot, she's not Wi-Fi material, run away from her.

My girlfriend is from Pakistan. It would be nice if she can blow me up.

Question:Why is SIX afraid of SEVEN?
Answer:Because SEVEN EIGHT NINE

I am A-Maized and Corn-fused

I've got the "Act" of killing "King"s like The Throne Know Me(Deuteronomy)

Nurse, to young woman about to receive a vaccination:

"You're going to feel a little prick."

Woman: "It wouldn't be the first time."

I was going to make a pun about Sodium and Hygrogen, but NaH.

I wanted to ask his country of origin but he ran(Iran)

You think you're a good defender, may God have messi on you

**Dad im Hungry. Hello, Hungry im dad.

**Why wasnt the bike standing up?
Because it was two-tired

**What did the nut say when it sneezed?
CASHEEEWW

**

here we go..

1. Boo,sleep TIGHT with no TIGHTS on.
2. just left Brooklyn(broke), presently at Stockholm(stock) but hope to meet Richard(become rich).

*I will be RIGHT BACK like Dani Alves
*Mr EAZY ,EASY with the lies.(latest)
*You could not even make RIGHT of what was LEFT.
* sweetheart you are the BOMB,but not BOKO HARAM.
*GITFY did not get the GIFTS she HOPED for from her friend HOPE.

Certified007:
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I am celibate because I don't give a fvck

We went and BOUGHT JET...
Now we can find our BUDGET.

Idrismusty97:
My girlfriend is from Pakistan. It would be nice if she can blow me up.

why not..
my girlfriend is from Pakistan, and she blew me up.
U won't be hoping for some one to come and blow U up na. the suspense will be lost.

hardwerk:
god damn it ...cant you be original without copying and pasting from google ?

most of them na copy copy. use ur brain for once

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.....I think you have nothing left at the right side of your brain and nothing right and the left side...

a bicycle can't stand on it's feet 'cos it's two tired.

The moment thy notice you getting some more CORN
Thy start being A-MAIZE-D.

Wait wait wait..a minute i dnt get it....im CORN-FUSED.

When i was growing up ..my Dad tell me say make i bcome an ENGINEER...

But nw wan b a singer, because i realised say the ENGINE to start dt race too far...na dis ENGINE-NEER (NEAR)

owomida1 post=60473623u:


It's called Pawn Sir

Try and understand the pun, bro

what do you call a deer without eyes? no eye deer why do noses run and feet smell? the dead batteries were given out free of charge

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.

I like jokes, but jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan.

Can February March?
No, but April May.

Me: Are you cold?
Friend: Yes!
Me: You should sit in a corner.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because it's 90 degrees.

I dreamt about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night. It was a Fanta sea.

I gave all my dead batteries away. Free of charge.

What do you call a group of deaf cows? Not a heard.

A big ass spider crawled onto my keyboard but I've got it under ctrl.

If someone tells you to "hold your horses", they're asking you to be stable.

Have you heard the rumour about butter? Never mind I shouldn't be spreading it.

Did you see the lady that ate rice with her hands at the airport? She has no Air ticket (etiquette).

She: He doesn't seem to hear anything they say whenever we visit Rome.

Me: Definitely (deaf in Italy)

The guy whose head was broken with bottle has been bottling up ever since.