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Lets Crack Our Brain With This Riddle / Sunday Laffter / Lets Crack Your Brain (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 3:53pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
^^^Hahahahahahahaha |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Ben13: 4:17pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
Sam: Teacher,would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not! how on earth would anybody do that. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 4:18pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
^^^Hahahahahahahaha |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by D1KeleVra(m): 4:50pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
chykason. . . what's the meaning of all this? |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by OBLONG(m): 4:57pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
abbiiii oooh---- very annoying |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Ben13: 5:08pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
I've deleted them, he's on mobile. . .it happens. |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by D1KeleVra(m): 5:11pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
^^ it doesn't happen. . . don't be lying. . . OBLONG: . . . and u. . . what are u going on about? |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by OBLONG(m): 5:15pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
shaarraaap dia---- |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by D1KeleVra(m): 5:30pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
NEVEEEER! |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Kunbee: 2:30pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
D1KeleVra: LWkm |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 6:07pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
IN THE BRIDAL SUIT . On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now. You can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe and he is astonished. "Oh oh aaaahhh", he exclaims, "My word, you're soooo beautiful." Puzzled, she asks "My picture?." He answered, "Yes my dear, so that i can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles, opens her robe and he takes the picture. He then proceeds to the bathroom to bath. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that, he opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture!" He beams and asks "Why?" She answered, "So i can get it ENLARGED!!!" |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 9:18am On Feb 25, 2011 |
A husband and his wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps, so he says to the husband that he'll have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his p.enis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife didn't object. Naturally, both agreed for fear the wasp will do any damage. The doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor. The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?" To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the little bastaard!" |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Nelson6(m): 9:22am On Feb 25, 2011 |
lol funny , fununyyyyyyyyyyyy nyfun>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by bobjr: 7:21pm On Mar 05, 2011 |
hahahahahaha, I like it |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 6:15pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Right-handed people lives on average nine times longer than left-handed people Some lions mate over 50 times a day The strongest muscle in d body is d tongue women blink twice as much as men you can't sneeze with your eyes open you can't kill yourself by holding your breadth the average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night the electric chair was invented by a dentist |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by eldav(m): 7:01pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
I guess d spider thing . , is actually 4rm ur personal experience. |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 7:10pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
eldav:personal experience? Most people slept sometimes with their mouth wide open without knowing it. So what stops d spider from blindly crawling in? :O Can you swear you haven't Now you smiled Besides these are known facts. |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 7:10pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
eldav:personal experience? Most people slept sometimes with their mouth wide open without knowing it. So what stops d spider from blindly crawling in? :O Can you swear you haven't Now you smiled Besides these are known facts. |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by bright007(f): 7:16pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
@chykason,the left handed bluff!bloody lie.don't u know that methusela was a left handed man!! |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 7:24pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
^^^lol. . .in your bible well i said on average. . .these are known facts |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 7:25pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
More coming. . . |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 8:28pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
You're more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider no word in the English Language rhymes with month Nutmegs are extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes The name of all the continents ends with the same letter they started with. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes On average, people fear spiders than they do death A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out! |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by EfemenaXY: 10:18pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
cool jokes some recycled but otherwise - very decent jokes and u caught me out on 1 or 2 of them! Nice 1 @poster - keem 'em coming pls |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Dabss(m): 7:39am On Mar 13, 2011 |
nice collection! |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 2:23pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death A snail can sleep for 3 years All polar beers are left-handed. An Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain Butterflies taste with their feet China has more English speakers than the US Humans and dolphins are d only species that have sex for pleasure February 1865 is d only month in recorded history not to have a full moon |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by gidson12(m): 8:18pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
where is studio |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 8:40pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
^^market tight 2day. .crusade ppl are still buyin his suya. . |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by EfemenaXY: 10:16pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
^^ Lol!! Loving your jokes and personality Me likey!! |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by roselynbas(f): 10:47pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
It's funny if u know how to laff easily not 4 does Idiagbon's children! Nice tho! |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 8:57am On Mar 14, 2011 |
Efemena_xy:i'm |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by yinkalink(f): 8:58am On Mar 14, 2011 |
Welldan bro. Thank God am right-handed. |
Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by Chykason(m): 9:41am On Mar 14, 2011 |
3 people were on a plane with pilot. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle, what do i do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out of the window. The second one asked d same question and the pilot told him to throw it outta d window. The third one asked d pilot, "I have a bomb, what do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it outta d window. When they landed, they net a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in d head with a glass bottle". They met a woman crying for d same reason. Then, they met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted, the building blew up!". |
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