yinkalink:

Welldan bro. Thank God am right-handed.

at least we're on d safer side

Cat's urine glows under a black light!!!

If the population of China walks past you in a single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump!

Americans on average eat 20 acres of pizza everyday.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 yrs of age or older.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

'I am' is the shortest complete sentence in the English Language.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 yrs of age.

Abi oh. Insurance cover us.

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors

Cats have over 100 vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.

Michael Jordan made more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined!!!

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white!

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes. :x

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes! :x

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an Atomic Bomb!!!

nice jokes. .u try . .one old kuli-kuli for u

Thanks. .but did u just say expired old kuli-kuli

Teacher: who can tell me d answer of ^{SIN X}/_N

Yinka: tisha, it's simple. N will cancel N and the answer is SIX.

@yinkalink
i posted dis joke to find ya problem. .don't worry i'm just pullin ya legs

Chykason:

Teacher: who can tell me d answer of ^{SIN X}/_N

Yinka: tisha, it's simple. N will cancel N and the answer is SIX.

Lmao
PURRFECT ANSWER  

And it's now Chi-baby's turn~

Teacher:who can tell us d answer of '7 times 6'
chi-baby: the answer is 42
Teacher:what of 6 times 7?
chi-baby: the answer is 24

Chykason:

And it's now Chi-baby's turn~

Ahh . . . dnt make it tooo silly

Chykason:

Teacher:who can tell us d answer of '7 times 6'
chi-baby: the answer is 42
Teacher:what of 6 times 7?
chi-baby: the answer is 24

Teacher: 2k + 3k

daniluv: 5000

Lol. Why u com dey act one kain,one kain 4 oda thread?

Chykason:

Teacher:who can tell us d answer of '7 times 6'
chi-baby: the answer is 42
Teacher:what of 6 times 7?
chi-baby: the answer is 24

I dnt dull!
i lyk

Where is the joke?

Mtchewww

El,dats not fair. Just because say una get spat doesn't mean u shld derail his thread.

roflmao! ;d

You know dat indestructible black box that is used in aeroplanes? Why don't they make d whole plane out of dat stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are stucked together?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ;

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

If flying is so safe, why do they call airport 'the terminal'

LAWYER: on the morning of July 25th did you walk from the farmhouse down the footpath to the cowshed?

WITNESS: i did

LAWYER: and as a result you passed within a few yards of the duck pond?

WITNESS: i did

LAWYER: and did you observe anything?

WITNESS: i did (witness remains silent)

LAWYER: well, could you tell the court what you saw?

WITNESS: i saw Hamid.O

LAWYER: you saw Hamid.O, the defendant in this case?

WITNESS: yes

LAWYER: can you tell the court what Hamid.O was doing?

WITNESS: yes (witness remains silent)

LAWYER: well, would you kindly do so?

WITNESS: he had his thing stuck into one of the ducks

LAWYER: his "thing"?

WITNESS: you know. . .his thing. . .his di. . .i mean his prick

LAWYER: you passed close by the duck pond, the light was good, you were sober, you have good eyesight and you saw this clearly?

WITNESS: yes

LAWYER: did you say anything to him?

WITNESS: of course i did

LAWYER: what did you say to him?

WITNESS: morning, Hamid!

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

[color=990099]SHAQ[/color]: i wanted to play basketball but it seems d ball is missing. What else do i play?

STUDIO CFR: basket!

;d

Dikele

u don return from ya asylum?

A man who makes casket was going 2 deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put d coffin on his head n off he goes 2 his destination.

9ja Police saw him n wanted him to "roger". They stopped and challenged him, "come! Where u dey carry dat thing go?

He replied, "I no like d place where dem bury me. The place too quiet, e be like G.R.A. so I dey try relocate"

**omo! see as d policeman tear race>>>

whao imagine farting and a building blowing up. we need men like that as presidents

~ A girl told her new boyfriend that she just graduated, the boyfriend asked, so what's next? NYSC right? She said NO, that course is too hard, there are too much calculations involved, Lolzz

D1KeleVra:

e be like say your face dey itch for slap

wit dat your tiny wretched hands wey be like insect own? Lol

A man buys a lie detector
robot which slaps people who lie.
He decided 2 test
it at dinner

Dad: son, where were u today during
school hours?

Son: at school.

Robot slaps son!

Son: Ok I
lied i went to the movies

Dad: which 1?

Son: cartoon series.

Robot slaps son again!

Son: Ok, it was a day with
pornstarz

Dad: what?! When I was your age I didn't
kno what se[i]x[/i] was 

Robot slaps dad!

Mum: haha!
He is certainly your son.

Robot slaps mum