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3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 2:35pm On Sep 17, 2017
1) the hunger within

Hungerbad, no doubt. The more I become famished, the more I think of desperate ways to satisfy my hunger. Igbudu market is filled with so many provision stores. Everything one can think of, ranging from bournvita, sardine, aunty mansah bread, condensed milk amongst others can be found there. These are things I used to enjoy during PDP era but not anymore. I can't cope due to voracious nature. I need to make a move but I'm also aware that area has the highest number of burnt pilfers.

hmmm... Maybe i can trace the guy on white brocade at the salon i am now to a secret place. He looks like someone working offshore
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 2:42pm On Sep 17, 2017
2) peversive urge

Just like the yerimas of the north, i've always wondered how a young tight nunu will feel like when penetrated (no thanks to crazy fantasies). There's this young girl of 15 I think, that greets me anytime I pass their area. her body looks ripe enough. From the way she smiles when i talk, i'm sure she'll agree when i make a move. I'll be doomed though if she openly resists coz i might result to force. I always finish what i start
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 2:49pm On Sep 17, 2017
3) the uncontrollable desire to make quick money

I can't wait any longer to have the good things of life. I want to drive a porsche, drink the finest wine and live in a mansion. I'm thinking yahoo plus. Maybe I could eat a fresh poo to blow quick or turn my younger brother to an imbe.cile and hide him at home. Money must be made ooo
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 2:50pm On Sep 17, 2017
Joblessness is not good I swear.
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 3:09pm On Sep 17, 2017
Job fall on you.
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 3:20pm On Sep 17, 2017
Or you could become a Jehovah's witness and use your short life meaningfully.

The choice is yours.

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Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 2:35am On Sep 18, 2017
AgricSalt:
Or you could become a Jehovah's witness and use your short life meaningfully.

The choice is yours.
will they give me money when I join?

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Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 4:02pm On Sep 18, 2017
bignoisemaker:
will they give me money when I join?

Join first. They have more than Silver and Gold
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 1:20pm On Sep 19, 2017
Tahra:
Job fall on you.
hmm... Is this tahrah a.k.a tgoddess?
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 1:28pm On Sep 19, 2017
Wetin i no go see for NL
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 1:57pm On Sep 19, 2017
bignoisemaker:
hmm... Is this tahrah a.k.a tgoddes?
Is she
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Born2conquer: 2:46pm On Sep 19, 2017
Good riddance
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 4:00pm On Sep 19, 2017
Sabrina18:
Joblessness is not good I swear.
we are one jare in dat dept tongue. actually i'm underemployed sad
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 4:24pm On Sep 19, 2017
bignoisemaker:
we are one jare in dat dept tongue. actually i'm underemployed sad
I'm a student jor, na ASUU strike cause.
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Anijay1212(m): 5:51pm On Sep 19, 2017
Lol... Nairaland the best place to be when you are bored.
Op dont go and kill yourself nah mbok,just wait small as the world is going to end on the 23rd of this month so you can make heaven biko.
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 8:16pm On Sep 19, 2017
Sabrina18:
I'm a student jor, na ASUU strike cause.
k then. Finish to the labour market. It's crazy out here
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 8:26pm On Sep 19, 2017
bignoisemaker:
k then. Finish to the labour market. It's crazy out here
Hmmmmm. So you are going through underemployment.
Re: 3 Reasons Why I Might Be Lynched Soon by Nobody: 2:25pm On Sep 22, 2017
Sabrina18:
Hmmmmm. So you are going through underemployment.
yes oo.. I have the govt and myself to blame for that though sad

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