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Guys: 50 Signs He Wants To Bleep You by ahnaija: 9:51pm On Sep 22, 2017
50 Unmistakable Signs He Wants To Bleep You

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1. When you visit, his room is a mess, except for the bed. The bed is completely clean.
2. He can’t go an entire conversation without glancing down at your cleavage.
3. Whenever you post a half-naked picture on social media, he’s the first one to comment on it.
4. He licks or bites his lips whenever he looks at you.
5. You feel his boner when he hugs you.
6. Every time he sees you, he tells you how sexy you look.
7. He “jokingly” talks about what it would be like if you two had sex.
8. He turns every conversation into a sexual one. Or at least a flirty one.
9. He likes to hang out with you one-on-one instead of in big groups.
10. He texts you every time he gets drunk.
11. You’ve caught him checking out your ass one too many times.
12. If you text him something naughty, he responds in two seconds.
13. You two have already kissed. And it was hot.
14. When you visit him, he leads you straight to his bedroom.
15. He always rests his hand on your thigh.
16. He makes a point to tell you that no one else is home when you visit.
17. He messages you on Tinder late at night.
18. His eyes dilate whenever he looks at you.
19. He tells you about how soft his bed is.
20. He bashes any other guy that you mention having an interest in.
21. He straight up tells you how Hot he is.
22. He’s admitted that he’s masturbated to the thought of you.
23. He’s given you a back massage before.
24. He glances down to look at your lips while you’re talking.
25. He’s brushed a fallen strand of hair out of your face at least once.
26. He lights candles or dims the lights.
27. His breathing gets heavy whenever he looks at you.
28. He asks you what kind of underwear you’re wearing.
29. He kisses your neck.
30. He helps you take your jacket off.
31. And he encourages you to get comfortable by taking even more clothing off.
32. You’ve caught him staring at you when he thought that you weren’t paying any attention.
33. When you two are alone, he strips down until he’s barely wearing anything.
34. He admits that he’s had inappropriate dreams about you.
35. He sends you dick pics.
36. He asks for nudes.
37. He touches you every chance that he gets.
38. When you visit, he puts on seductive music or racy movies to set the mood.
39. You keep catching him fixing his hair in the mirror or with his phone camera.
40. He cuddles with you.
41. He brags about how often he hits the gym and how athletic he is.
42. He compliments you about something new every two seconds.
43. He asks you if you’re on the pill.
44. He winks at you.
45. He tries to get you drunk.
46. He looks at you in that way.
47. He introduces himself by using some ridiculous pick-up line.
48. He buys you (a complete stranger) a drink at the bar.
49. He asks you to come over and watch Netflix with him.
50. He admits he wants to Bleep you.
Re: Guys: 50 Signs He Wants To Bleep You by Nobody: 10:06pm On Sep 22, 2017

Re: Guys: 50 Signs He Wants To Bleep You by ekensi01(m): 10:40pm On Sep 22, 2017
Good write up from jobless dudes.

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Re: Guys: 50 Signs He Wants To Bleep You by mikolo80: 1:23am On Sep 23, 2017
Dude
He always wants to gbensh
Always

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