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| Things Sex Can Do. by Nobody: 10:56pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
1) It makes some people religious saying things like “oh my God, ooooh God! ooooh God this is too much" 2) It gives some people their first musical lesson singing: ‘hmmm aaaah ooooh asssssh nnnnnh' 3) Makes some people prospective football coaches by screaming and shouting, “fast! com'mon faster! you can do better! keep doing it, yesss you are good” 4) Makes some people announce their own obituary sounding like: ‘baby you are killing! Oooooh am dead! you gonna kill me! You will kill me ooooh unnnhh! 5) Turn some ladies terrorist, making them giving commands like; “kill it, common beat it, don't you dare have mercy, destroy my pu**cy!" 6) Others become respectful, 'ooooh daddy I love, I promise OK, I will do anything for you'! 7) Makes some people become loyal saying things like, “love you endlessly...." “You own my life...." “Am yours forever....." “Baby you are my everything, you are my world!"  Turn some ladies to cooperate beggars, ‘pls don't stop, continue plsssss....., plsss give it to me, plsss give me more baby plsssss!9) Makes some speak in tongues; “mamamamama hahalahahalalaaaa aàaajooo haaaaahaaa uuuuuuuhsss shhhhiiiiiit" 10) Make some speak in their local dialects; aiwa shumba endererai! Maita basa zhumba!.....shumb. ‘yeeeh akani do ni pa! Fa obo ni ya, beeni! Which category do you find yourself? |
| Re: Things Sex Can Do. by McBrooklyn(m): 10:56pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
Y'all having this so-called "sex"... Ain't y'all scared of impregnating someone's daughter??  |
| Re: Things Sex Can Do. by dorin27(f): 10:57pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
Lemme read and learn |
| Re: Things Sex Can Do. by Fidelismaria: 11:06pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
 sex sex sex abegi shift make I see road |
| Re: Things Sex Can Do. by Yeligray(m): 11:23pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
I thought i would find sense in this but i didn't. |
| Re: Things Sex Can Do. by olaleks007(m): 11:38pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
It makes some people deaf and dumb |
| Re: Things Sex Can Do. by Diegostan(m): 12:02am On Sep 27, 2017 |
Op. How is this education or informative You make yourself sound like a virgin craving to have sex
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| Re: Things Sex Can Do. by Maxvasia(m): 6:42am On Sep 27, 2017 |
dorin27:
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