₦airaland Forum

anugirl: Sorry to say, but I dislike those people because they have no respect for their women. They are uncivilised! Women are the best creatures of God. The so-called male gender should accept that we (women) represent the earth, so we are to be honored.

wtf?

faboben10: Kitchen activitics,
i detest it wt all passion,
how i wish i could help myself.
But my mumm really tried

ahn! ahn!

[b][/b] Morning devotion

all4naija: Doing my laundering!

Nairaland no go kill person.

Murphy T: ALL FOR POLITICAL GAINS...IF BUHARI DNT HAVE ANY BETTER THING TO SAY, HE SHOULD JUST KEEP SHUT, AFTERALL HE IS PART OF THE LEADERSHIP THAT HAS KEPT NIGERIA WHERE WE ARE, WHAT NIGERIA NEEDS NOW IS SOLUTION TO OUR CURRENT SITUATION NOT JUST POLITICAL CAMPAIGN AND BLAME GAME...THIS GUYS (FOREIGNERS) WILL NEVER AND CAN NEVER GO TO ANY COUNTRY AND SAY BAD ABOUT THIER COUNTRY, I CAN IMAGINE HOW THOSE PALIAMENTARIANS WOULD BE LOOKING AT BUHARI, THEY WILL JUST KNOW THIS MAN CAN GO TO ANY EXTENT TO GET WHAT HE WANTS, SO HE CAN BE USED..HIGH LEVEL OF SELFISHNESS...HOW CAN CAN HE SAY THAT THE CONDITION IN NIG IS SO BAD, YET HE CAN TAKE A FLIGHT TO LONDON WITHOUT ANY HITCHES, YET NIG IS THE NEXT INVESTORS DESTINATION, YET THE 43RD RICHEST MAN IS A NIGERIAN, YET WE ARE STILL FEEDING @LEAST TWICE A DAY, HABA BUHARI, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO RULE AGAIN, YOUR TIME HAS PAST, EVEN ELRUFAI SAID IT, JUST GO AND REST IN YOUR VILLAGE.

CAPSLOCK dey miss for your keyboard?

candygosh: Did the post said "she" . I think nigerians need to start reading twice

lolz @ reading twice. My sister, guess he was blind to see that the post did not "said" she.

victorazy: Wetin Malaria dey do for the list? Why u no put headache too?

mumu.

Before reading the story, I knew it had to be in China.

PEN_MIGHT: A-Y-A-M-A-T-A-N-G-A .

Wicked.

Abdul Kwati: Dis pictures dey ar ok Dis pictures dey ar ok Dis pictures dey ar ok

Why you stop?

Very dull setup. The Dennison guy's got no brains at all.

bennyraz: rflmaooo well the only thing that would make u go back to someone that beats u is love Ha ha ha

Thank you.

fittty: Good! The rate at which lesbianism is increasing in this country is alarming. I used to think the western world do such only but unfortunately Nigerians have taken so much interest in the shameful disgusting act. Lots of ladies here on NL reading this threads are lesbians/Bisexuals and they all stay in the closet. Funny how I came across a lesbian website owned by a nigerian female in her late 20's. The website is opened to lesbians and bisexuals in nigeria only. I was shocked when I saw the website had thousands of registered and active members (Nigerian girls)with profile pics, most are students from various institutions in Nigeria and also working class ladies and they kept talking dirty and exchanging BlackBerry Pin.. Even on facebook too you'll see them creating pages just for lesbians/bisexual females... Something really has to be done to stop these devilish act. Just how would a human enjoy having sex with the same sex? WEIRD!!!!

wetin be the website? *wink*

Thanks, but I don't need your help.

Nollywood script.

ItsModella: This Hanks Anuku look-alike..

I swear; just what I was thinking.

jammyng: In as much as i want to be optimistic, i hope this is not a ploy.

A ploy to what?

Boss13: I cannot even browse on my iPad when you call them. They are upgrading. If the fast they are talking about it an attitude. Then they have bad attitude. I am going over to etisalat. Even those people are the same.

Wetin be dis? Na by force to post?

majour: what is this thing abt RED LIPS

I tire o.

osifred: If I write am now dem go say na pride.

People compliment me for my height.. Hey dude I like ur height

Others for my caring nature...your wife will be so lucky to hav you, they say

For my intelligent. Boy you should consider lecturing don't waste ur knowledge looking for oil job my lecturer repeatedly told me that. (Who tell am say cos I make 1st class I no want beta tin, oil money ova lecturing money jor.

My red lips, as a guy almost every girl compliments me on that.

My sense of humour is outta this world. You should consider being a stand up comedian they say.

I use to have my picture on ma nairaland profile but I removed it cos its awesomeness almost killed somebody. Lol

With all these you've written, I don't see how you're intelligent.

Emma_esty: What of IMHO?

In My Humble Opinion

What of bush rat? Dem fit produce that much? If na so, na to enta d business be dat o.

What good/bad traits do you have as a person? Let's see if it has anything to do with being piscean.

jacobscros: astrology says me and Capricorn are a no go but I get along with Capricorn ladies die!

Oh! Yeah? What's your zodiac sign?

dubem3: i really thought you had some idea or information you wanted to pass across with this thread.
now that u have the people, what next oga?
u just want de look their face?

If you hadn't rushed to comment, you'd have seen that there's a question I asked that's still unanswered.

^^^Lolz, so the rest of us are what?

Lagos Socialite me black a*s*s.

Enangson: You're late for that meeting. Is it okay to speed up a little? Let's see... nope. Now you're on the side of the highway, waiting for the cop to come down on you with questions about your license and registration. What should you do? How does someone deal with this?


1 Pull over immediately. Set your hazard lights on, turn off the radio, and then cut the engine. Roll down the window, and make sure both your hands and your passengers hands are visible.

2. Be sure to address the cop as"officer ." This shows respect.

3. Always tell the truth . Never claim you didn't do it (if you did), but remember that you have the right to remain silent.

4. Don't argue with the officer . Giving any reason for the officer to take interest in your case may actually encourage him to appear in court in offense (many defendants succeed in court because the witness officer is not present).

5. Don't admit anything. Often police ask if you know why you were stopped. Contrary to popular opinion, a really great reason for the violation does not help. Anything you say can be used against you as an admittance of guilt.

6. Contact a lawyer . If you fail any test and are charged, just remain silent and call a lawyer.



Tips

Be willing to cooperate. If you prove stubborn, the officer may find a reason to arrest you on the spot.

Keep your license and registration where you will know to find it. In the glove compartment or under the seat, as long as it doesn't take too long to retrieve it.

Be Forgettable. If you make a scene, the officer will likely document the incident in more detail that he would have otherwise. If you are planning on fighting the citation, you want the officer to remember as little about the stop as possible.

A policeman is only doing their job. If you're cooperative they're more then likely cut you a break.

Warnings
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Running away or attacking the police officer never helps. It will ALWAYS make your load heavier, in legalized ways.

no be you write dis tin.

Are these the only pisces on NL?

You must've opened this thread in error. Sorry.