It's almost friday, and y'all know the ground be quaking when the big boys step into clubs to oppress you. Shoulders raised like a hot air balloon about to take off, that offensive finger up in the air like you know what, spraying their champagne all over your 1500 naira t-shirt--- thanks to konga.

So you want to be a big boy? What you need.

 

7. A car



Well, anything with wheels is enough to give you that big boy status. Of course a bicycle or an okada-like motorcycle is a no-no. It doesn't matter if its a Pencil-light Camry or a Honda Halla, as long as it moves, you're covered. Don't have a car? Don't worry, as long as your friend has one, you're just as cool.

6. An Iphone (5 and above)



75% of the iphones in this country are uk used, sorry to burst your bubble. If you think I am lying, why is it that a good number of the iphones have a broken screen which the owners can't afford to fix. But it doesn't matter, right?? So get yourself one and join the big boy crew, you just have to be careful no to expose the cracked screen.

5. Girlfriends (at least 2 in different states)



A big boy without plenty girlfriends, is that one big boy. Don't just come and die if you can't handle it.





4. Pink lips



The second most annoying thing on social media after that guy that wears makeup and female hair, is pictures of guys flaunting their pink lips, and the same guys will use their irritating lips to yab the make up wearing dude not knowing they be doing the same thing. It's senseless but this is a big boy sort of thing right now.

3. Bleaching cream



Same as above!!! If you ask me who I go ask.

2.Beards



Sorry, I am a beard fanatic, but its kinda getting out of hand. Of course you can't be a big boy without beards, or else you're just big and should consider joining the big girls.

1. Gucci (designers)



Everyone loves designers items, don't they?

 

TAKE HOME ADVICE

The best thing to do is to be yourself and forget about attaining a class that doesn't really matter or that would get you into trouble. Work on being smart, self-confident with a dose of humble and look good while making a living.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2017/10/04/so-you-want-to-be-a-big-boy-7-things-that-can-make-you-a-big-boy-in-nigeria/

so, i didn't have an idea on where to post this.

I'll also be humble and ask you to click on the link above if you want to read more.
Spare me the insults, i'm a desperate blogger and i know it.
At least before another blog plagiarizes ....

Any guy that do No 3and4 is gay/future gay



Op you forgot that smoking s.k and Shisha is one of the quality of a bigboy in nigeria

if I whoze u slap ehn.

if I whoze u slap

if you want to be a big boy get ya hands dirty with good work .. hard work and smart work

use ya brain to think not ya dick

op shey na ya saliva abi ya sperm you wan use buy car ni

smh for some op!!after having all that and yet your pocket and brain is empty then just know that your village people are dancing corner dance on your head.

going by what the OP just said,I'm still an infant...

sekxy:
smh for some op!!after having all that and yet your pocket and brain is empty then just know that your village people are dancing corner dance on your head.

lol, small boys have plenty money too.

sekxy:
smh for some op!!after having all that and yet your pocket and brain is empty then just know that your village people are dancing corner dance on your head.

u meant one corner dance

I got 1 , 2 & 6


And am still not a big boy

Op warris hapinin

I can relate to 3 and 4

since I get none of dis.....I'm not qualified to b a big boy ?

L3G3ND:
if you want to be a big boy get ya hands dirty with good work .. hard work and smart work

use ya brain to think not ya dick

op shey na ya saliva abi ya sperm you wan use buy car ni

Op is a bush man confirm Obote man ��

IamKashyBaby:
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Uuummm..

IamJ is this true?

will have to ask my supervisor

dairykidd:

Op is a bush man confirm Obote man ��

lol y so personal??

sekxy:
smh for some op!!after having all that and yet your pocket and brain is empty then just know that your village people are dancing corner dance on your head.

hahahaha ..oluwa oh

sauceandsound:
It's almost friday, and y'all know the ground be quaking when the big boys step into clubs to oppress you. Shoulders raised like a hot air balloon about to take off, that offensive finger up in the air like you know what, spraying their champagne all over your 1500 naira t-shirt--- thanks to konga.

So you want to be a big boy? What you need.

 

7. A car



Well, anything with wheels is enough to give you that big boy status. Of course a bicycle or an okada-like motorcycle is a no-no. It doesn't matter if its a Pencil-light Camry or a Honda Halla, as long as it moves, you're covered. Don't have a car? Don't worry, as long as your friend has one, you're just as cool.

6. An Iphone (5 and above)



75% of the iphones in this country are uk used, sorry to burst your bubble. If you think I am lying, why is it that a good number of the iphones have a broken screen which the owners can't afford to fix. But it doesn't matter, right?? So get yourself one and join the big boy crew, you just have to be careful no to expose the cracked screen.

5. Girlfriends (at least 2 in different states)



A big boy without plenty girlfriends, is that one big boy. Don't just come and die if you can't handle it.





4. Pink lips



The second most annoying thing on social media after that guy that wears makeup and female hair, is pictures of guys flaunting their pink lips, and the same guys will use their irritating lips to yab the make up wearing dude not knowing they be doing the same thing. It's senseless but this is a big boy sort of thing right now.

3. Bleaching cream



Same as above!!! If you ask me who I go ask.

2.Beards



Sorry, I am a beard fanatic, but its kinda getting out of hand. Of course you can't be a big boy without beards, or else you're just big and should consider joining the big girls.

1. Gucci (designers)



Everyone loves designers items, don't they?

 

TAKE HOME ADVICE

The best thing to do is to be yourself and forget about attaining a class that doesn't really matter or that would get you into trouble. Work on being smart, self-confident with a dose of humble and look good while making a living.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2017/10/04/so-you-want-to-be-a-big-boy-7-things-that-can-make-you-a-big-boy-in-nigeria/

op u be jew

L3G3ND:

lol y so personal??

Gucci designers... probably he wears aba made

Beards wtf how does it make u wealthy or increase ur wealth

Bleaching cream. ... Really

Pink lips ... Now thats some gay sh1t tho
Clearly shows he's not exposed and a dimwit which i find very annoying
Even having a car or iphone 7 doesnt make u a big boy. I know guys who use flashy cars and iphones on their last money and they dont even have a place to crash..they either hustle hotels & pay later or beg to use someone else's crib

Bigboy no nice and polish apartment...Hmmm,that list aint complete.

dairykidd:


Gucci designers... probably he wears aba made

Beards wtf how does it make u wealthy or increase ur wealth

Bleaching cream. ... Really

Pink lips ... Now thats some gay sh1t tho
Clearly shows he's not exposed and a dimwit which i find very annoying
Even having a car or iphone 7 doesnt make u a big boy. I know guys who use flashy cars and iphones on their last money and they dont even have a place to crash..they either hustle hotels & pay later or beg to use someone else's crib

I'm not surprised he's a slay king

Nothing makes you a big boy like your bank balance. If you have 30 mill in your account. You can even where bathroom sleepers, boxers and singlet and your confidence will still be 100%

Some of you people are just dumb

Didn't you get the msg OP is passing across?
Laws have mercy

sekxy:
smh for some op!!after having all that and yet your pocket and brain is empty then just know that your village people are dancing corner dance on your head.

L3G3ND:


I'm not surprised he's a slay king

Lool i wonder what he slays tho