platinumnk:

^^ as a Trusted worker for VIP, Lemme see your credentials . .


Sources say you have a hint of madness, by yelling loudly like you have terrets syndrome,  is it true 190?

here are my credentials

Maths, A1
English,  A1
Arithmentic, A1
Bible knowledge, A1
Commerce, A1
french, F9
serving and bar, b2
igbo, A1
yoruba, A1
hausa, A1
bini, A1
haiti, A1

Cleaniness and idleness is my watchworld~
A trial would convince you
I would do my best to make you proud ^{sweet just as in our old days}
please gimme this Job
I really need the money to take care of my sick president!

@ 190 we do not support yardua in here, are you sure you are apt for this job?
The customers can be harsh at times, can we rely on you to be patient and level headed at all times for this establishment?


Have you read our rules and regulations?
And to test your language skills,
how do you greet in each of the languages you stated?

Plz leave 190 for d men's bar.am havin a date here weekend wit a NL chic.watchout

follypimpi:

^^^ Dem don release u

abi ooo

but they turned around and locked up ayett

^^

and they locked me yet again~

190 strolls in**

so do anyone here need a drink~

Why lock ayetty? Even 190 don change name again. Ogaa o!

dis una bar dey dangerious oo

as dey just dey lock pple up everyday

dey lock the owner, asst owner (Platinum) and now the bar boy (190)

run out of bar b4 EFCC shows up again

(Walks in with a sad face luking downcast). . . Then 190, the bartender asks, "homy wats up?? U luk like U 4ck'd up an interview!
Me: ignores him then reluctantly grabs a chair and bury my a$$ in it
190: So what can I get U, dogg, u need to lighten up
Me:finally breaks my reticense, "just got a bad news, my aunt just kicked the bucket. . .
190: OMG!! Sorry O!
Me: It's ok. . .
190:lemme get U that ginger cocktail to lighten up Ur mood. . .
Me: oh thanks but I'd rather my usual(cocktail of kunu,shekpe and monkeytail)
Me: So wats up with the EPA agent U nearly killed yday in a fit of rage, i hope say no be am dey lock una up and down so?
190: madam Ayet is the one bearing the brunt jare!!
Me: poor woman, i hope she survives this O! What abt plat, thought she was the AM abi dem don throw her too inside sanko?
190: Am not sure!
Me: finally sha, na U and emperoh suppose dey inside sanko,shey U know?
190: ignores me and frowns
Me: and am like, go hug transformer. . .

rhyms

u have killed me

therz nuffin left!!

so rhymzz!!
plat too has been arrested by OPC
ayyet was taken to the dungeon
i managed to escape!
emperoh sef is with the EFCC
you can see that r231 has ran away to ghana!

if not cos of my Job thats why i came back to keep selling
and since morning i neva sell 1kobo!

Hahahaha. . .see wetin Ur anger don cost U. . Lol. . So U escaped while the rest are still behind barz. . Lol. . .so much for the love of the bar. . .ngwa give me 2 brown bottles of Udeme. . (reaching for my pocket). . Shio! My moni don finish?. . Anyway,U be my guy na, still bring the two "Udeme is a great man" i go refund U larer,I know say U never sell 2day but me i be Ur own person na!
BTW i neva see dat fine smally,AMAKA(lol) for here. . .
190. . .cuts in. . Hah! U wan make Mopo come gbab me again,Smally na minor nah!
Me: o boy na true U yarn there O! But i 4 like high smally O! Lol. . . Anyway bring me a plate of isi ewu pepper soup.
190: guy abeg e do, pay me the one way U dey gulp now. . .
Me:dis guy dey fall my hand sha. . Scheeew. . .

190: yes amaka sef neva come chop or drink for this bar since
rhymz: yes she de go abt dey comment say her best color na pink~
190., cuts in( u fit imagine say since OPC carry platimunk go) that her BF wen them dey call JACQ(Coughs) JACKAL neva even call to find her where abts,
ryhmz, leave am make them dey deceive demselves, we wen fit cut our neck cos of girl them nor go gree love us, instead them go dey find who get 8PACK ABS 4 belle love,
190, my brother the tin tire me ooh! imagine say since morning i neva sell 1kobo for this bar, instead i hide drink like 8 bottles of hennesy back of counter,
rhyms, JESUS to the christ, 8 bottles, u know how much that 1 be, u wan wreck this bar!!
190..ehhen wetin concern me, nor be money dem wan spend take bail demselves, infact mak me too Join dem spend money wen i get, u  nor see how my body don dey fresh!!
rhymz, na true ooh~ wait ooh how u take escape sef cos i know say barbed wire dey una fence, as i drive in i see am!
190, my brother wen person see wahala okoro must Jump, barbed wire or even AK47 sef no go fit stop me! u need to see how i take use hand take fall fence when i dey run! even my 08 camry sef i don pack am for house!~
rhymz, eyyah just take am easy!!
190, no shaking u still want any drink!
rhymz, make i finish the one wen i 1st order now~
190., no wahala cos when ayyet and plat come now, na money u go dey spend ooh~ so make we 2 finish everything for this bar so that when them come we go talk say na OPC AND EFCC drink all the drinks for this bar,
rhymz, na true ooh~~
190, dey there, dey slack, as for me,mak i go chill wif my bottle of alize blue, funny enough my wife googles, i neva see am since morning,she don dey make me dey vex, even 4 nite sef, she nor dey gree let me touch am again,
rhymz, u sure say she neva dey chop 4 another place,
190, she nor go try am  now, na acid bath instant
rhymz, i trust u~ bring me, one botle of jack daniel and red bull,
190, ok,

rhymz and 190 continues eating and drinking

Pataki:

@ Sauron,

Nah, that would be too much of a kill. My Abeke-oriade will handle them all. You dey toast my funkybaby the other time ehn?

~Sauron~:

Funkybaby? My prospective baby momma?
Pataki, warn yourself o.

see these guys oh.

*sneaks in* *whispers* guyz i dey hear wetin una dey talk, wey ma own nah. As d owner no dey, na jollificate nah. Hehehe, give a bottle of armarula mak man high.

Can I have a bottle of Campari and something HOT to chew,I've had that kind of day and I need to spaz out.

^^who wan serve u!

@190- that was funny bro- I enjoyed reading that- maybe you should write plays.

can i av 6 shots of tequila pls with lime and salt

benz190:

^^who wan serve u!

What are you doing standing there and staring at me?Go,get my order

platinumnk:

@190- that was funny bro- I enjoyed reading that- maybe you should write plays.

thnks sweethart~

^ i can see uve been doing two jobs

Hahahaha. . .my man, 190 baba, i hope say U neva shark all the brandy wey dey d bar. .
Me: e be like say dem don release plat 4rm efcc sanko
190: My broda na true gist so O! But i no trust dat babe ke,i don already dey jittery,just hope say she neva snitch on me sha!
Me: Guy relax nothin do U.
190: correct guuuy!! Infact shak squady for my head
Me: hahahaha. . .but i still prefer my Udeme, all these oyinbo brandy and spirits dey run my belle. .
190: no shit sha, am coming straight up with Ur Udeme.
Me:By the way, U fit convince madam Yet say customerz go like lapdance session if she go fit organize am?
190: shio! Lapdance session?
Me: Yes ke!
190: na bar be this na, no be club or motel. . .
Me: e no mean O! That wan na name. . .at least dem fit dey do am inside the VIP lounge and e go be strictly for the big-boyz
190: Chai! Dis guy U sabi O! Kai e go make sense o. . .
Me: Yes ke now! At least U fit tell that plat, chick(i no say U dey eye dat gal) make she give U lap dance. . Abi how U see am
190: ah! Oti O. . .i dont know what U re talking about yoh!
Me: mmhmm. . . See yeye. . u think say i no dey see how U dey luk her kegs (boby) each time she slouch to collect drink, abi na when U dey lustfully luk her nyansh any time she waka pass U. .
190:interupts me. . Yei kpa mo gbe. . Ah so U know. . O boy ya eyez sharp O. . Mehn dat gal dey send shock down there for my body
Me: I can understand. . .
Both: laf and continued our chat as a chick walks in. . .

benz190:

^^

**clears throat**
yes what do u want ma'am!

Yeah,that's better,I'll have a Campari straight,no ice.Bring the bottle sef and springrolls with hot sauce

*walks into the bar in company of two police men to arrest 190*

mr. 190 you're hereby under arrest for assaulting a federal agent from the EPA! Anything you say will be used against you in the court of law!

daylae:

*walks into the bar in company of two police men to arrest 190*

mr. 190 you're hereby under arrest for assaulting a federal agent from the EPA! Anything you say will be used against you in the court of law!

Bros U just have to walk in here like Rambo with those two hungry luking police friends of Urs to spoil our conversation. . . Meanwhile. . 190 scampers for cover. . .ehmm bros no be U i see for that gentle men club gulping down tequila like it's h2O. . Abi d thing don dey high U?. . . u berrer take Ur police boyz comot here b4 i commit murder. . . .

I'll pretend u don't know wat u're saying,cus u're under the influnce of alchohol! By the way,where's mr. 190?

But bros o na so so harasment u dey cos bar, later u go wan drink alcoh. Mind ya sef o.