daylae:

I'll pretend u don't know wat u're saying,cus u're under the influnce of alchohol! By the way,where's mr. 190?

190 would soon be here, [s]he is actually searching his cash register to sort out the worst fifty naira to settle ur 2 EKE men ( police)[/s]

*odered boys to turn the place upside down in serch of 190*



*clears throat* people, em,pls no need to panic,as soon as were done here,we'll be gone,and be assured that the bar will re-open soon as the owner is doing everything to bring sanity to this place. Thank you!

meanwhile 190 escapes through the back door of the club and scales a fence!


destination: ivory coast!

benz190:

meanwhile 190 escapes through the back door of the club and scales a fence!


destination: ivory coast!

This bar conversations are very funny 190 is a wanted man everywhere he goes i pity him googles go soon leave an as he wan escape go ivory coast

^^

she is already waiting for me there~

infact na she advice me mak i come meet am 4 dia~


destination: Ivory coast!

I'll need to contact interpol for assistance on this 190 case! *looks around the deserted bar,and for the first time,had pity on ayetty because of her unyielding investment* well, am just doing my job!

daylae:

I'll need to contact interpol for assistance on this 190 case! *looks around the deserted bar,and for the first time,had pity on ayetty because of her unyielding investment* well, am just doing my job!

rhymes and 190 u too are too bad oo!

emph? why u chase them oo

[size=18pt]hmmmmmm!!! where is d bartender plz[/size]

Im ready to sell this bar

for 250million naira

with a little renovation

things can pick up!

get back to me asap!!

Walks into the bar with a very fine Chick. . . .Hi Plat, been a while?(feigns his expression like he is unaware of her incarceration at EFCC net)
Me:Did U travel
Plat:Yeah
Me:hmmm. . .where?(xpecting her to tell a lie)
Plat:. . eh. eh. .um. .Um. .Paris. .
Me: lafs & luks at his female company and whispers softly in her ears, "she meant kirikiri"
Platsensing that I did't beliv her gist) quickly changed d topic. . "What do I get U?". . Lookin at my chick
MyChic: oh. . . Get me a bottle of smirnoff, that would do.
Me: Get me my Udeme
MyChicraising her eyebrows) who d hell is Udeme
Me:Women and their insecurity, Plat biko get me my udeme jare!
Plat:*grins*. . . Dont mind him honey, he was referring to a bottle of stout. .
MyChic: calms down her nerves while she sips on her smirnoff
Me: . . Ehe jare Plat. . . whats up with 190?. .heard he's kinda on the run 4rm the authorities
Plat: *sighs*. . .let's not even talk about that criminal,emptied our bar and made away with our to God knows where. . Scheew
Me: . . Geez. . I thought it was all for the luv of d job. . So dat guy had an ulterior motive. .
Plat: i hope daylae and co catch him in his rathole
Me:. . Na wa O!!
Me:caressing my swithrt:"so honey, how waz Ur day at work 2day"
MyChic: was ok except for my boss who keepz giving me mix signals and i dont like d way he stares at my nyansh
Me: baby all i need is a go-ahead 4rm U and i will ve a talk wif him. .
MyChic: Baby 4get him, he is not worth the drama(running her fingers on my thighs)
Me:. . Hmmm. . (now my candy is charging up). . So swithrt what do U want me to do??
MyChicin a seductive voice). . .whispers softly in my earz. . "how abt using those strong hands on Me"
Me:hmmm. . wanna go to the VIP Section?
MyChic:ooohhh. . .i love it when U talk lyk dat,let's go baby!
We both stood up and made for the VIP . . .as the black eyepiece captures the mood with "i gat a feeling, that 2nyt is goina be a gudnyt. . .

@ayettymama 250m? That's a long con u're pulling here! Why sell the bar? Settle with the minister(kpolli)and your problem with abuja will be solved!

@190 u just dey change location like a girl changes cloth. . .night and day go still jam on day! *catches the next flight to accra after a futile huntdown of 190 in cotonou*

Rawswagga walks in nd anounced he posted a topice titled urgent help needed" plz lad nd gent plz ya'll go there nd help me out on dis issue plz is really urgent

190 gets to Ivory coast~
there is war there
changes destination to north Africa,

DJIBOUTI is the place~

Current Location: Djibouti!

**190 treks past 7 deserts**
he is nearly dying
till a nomad sees him,offers him water
190 keeps saying what kind of life is this~

Yeah man! I droped a piece already.

sell the bar? *brings out her blackberry & calls one of her heavy weights* alrite i ll let her know, same time friday she asks, thanks alhaji & hangs up


@ayettymama, u owe me big time, no more disturbances, goons ve been called off, so can we give this place a face lift just like it used to be, GIRLS WANNA VE FUN!!!!!!!!

[i]WOW, the bar has been renovated by experts and in a short time…
But the warning notice outside kept me laughing even after taking my first drink,
What a warning…[/i]It reads,
“Dogs, pets and anyone bearing the name of a car or Mercedes brand NOT ALLOWED 100 meters from HERE!!!!

@Rhymes-
I dont get to go to VIP?

@ayettymama

Nibo lo wa?
Go to the Ekiti thread on politics and reply me kia kia

nne_mak:

[i]WOW, the bar has been renovated by experts and in a short time…
But the warning notice outside kept me laughing even after taking my first drink,
What a warning…[/i]It reads,
“Dogs, pets and anyone bearing the name of a car or Mercedes brand NOT ALLOWED 100 meters from HERE!!!!

^^ DIES
u dey crace ooh~
seriously where is the owner of this bar~


@current location:
TANZANIA!

Madman walks in and kill everybody . .
End of Vero's Bar. . . . .hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hello gals: Abeg help me answer (HIC) why is it that men with the smallest Kini make the loudest noise(Hic)

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