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This is going to come as a shocker to guys who think they were the only ones dating their current girlfriend. Sorry bro, now you know that you are part of a team of brothers because there are probably six other guys who get almost the same access you have to the same girl. Don't feel bad, you're doing the same too. Soo, meet your competition!!
https://www.sauceandsound.com/2017/10/17/7-boyfriends-every-girl/

1. The one who is like a brother to her

I have heard this so many times that I have lost count. I have also played the "like a brother" role to a lot of girls  I am sure not related to and I can confidently tell you that I got a taste of what a brother wouldn't even imagine getting.  So the next time a girl you like gives you the ''you're like a brother to me'' punchline, give her a hug and whisper in her ears ''you're like a sister to me.

2. The automated teller machine

Another position that I won't deny to have filled is the atm guy, every guy gets to be the atm dude at least once in his lifetime. It doesn't really matter if you're broke, some girls just have advanced skills in extortion.

3. The escape

There is at least one guy in every girl's life she calls when she needs to take her mind off things, just one phone call and he's ready, nothing serious just physical. You've probably had a fight with your girl and when you tried to call her, the phone was switched off. Sorry bro, she was with me.

4. The honorary husband of work or school

I don't think I need to elaborate on this role because we've all been there. Feeling important but silly as we enjoy benefits which we have not earned.

5. The brother in the lord

They definitely attend the same church, dude might be the pastor or choirmaster or just an usher, one week they are attending night vigil, the next week you hear they are dating, can someone tell me what happened. The upside for you dude is that you have got a free pass to the cookie jar because who is she going to report you to when you mess up. Daddy GO?

6. The one

She has randomly brought up the marriage talk to this guy several times, subtle questions and marriage hints. Dude is in every picture on her instagram, she goes over to cook and clean for him, lent him money several times without asking for it back. The sad part is that she's not even the main girlfriend of the guy

OK I have been patiently serving 1and 3

7. The guy she's curving now but she'll still  date.

This brother is eagerly waiting on the sidelines to assume any of the afore mentioned roles as soon as there is a vacancy.
Sorry dude, we are replaceable.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/2017/10/17/7-boyfriends-every-girl/

Choi

Op you forget the Uncles, the prayer warriors.

Lol

After devil, fear women. "woe to men" according to Prof Sam Loco

8.

Smiles... Omo see different grades and steps of bf.. Just passing sha

When devil see u are doing well with your life, thats when he will bring her

Poorly thought out fantasies of an insecure Lowe esteemed Fvck boy....one thing I know abt a relationship is "if he or she is with you, nothing else really matter as long as ur brain box is intact"

If you are an ugly girl


Notice.. This thread doesnt show ur choices, i will advice you to ignore his points

policy12:

Op you forget the Uncles, the prayer warriors.

Like you shey?

iamJ:
If you are an ugly girl


Notice.. This thread doesnt show ur choices, i will advice you to ignore his points

Always stressing the "ugly"!! you just love the attention I guess...

iamJ:
If you are an ugly girl


Notice.. This thread doesnt show ur choices, i will advice you to ignore his points

Seconded.

Number 1 is BS
Wtf wants a bf to be like their brother

Lol @ brother in the lord ... I avoid those

Lol

sauceandsound:
7. The guy she's curving now but she'll still  date.

This brother is eagerly waiting on the sidelines to assume any of the afore mentioned roles as soon as there is a vacancy.
Sorry dude, we are replaceable.

This one.

iamJ:
If you are an ugly girl


Notice.. This thread doesnt show ur choices, i will advice you to ignore his points

sir wankstocam of nairaland, you are always on every thread. op forgot the category this boy belong to

the cam boyfriend


the pic down says it all

Correctbro1:
sir wankstocam of nairaland, you are always on every thread. op forgot the category this boy belong to

the cam boyfriend


the pic down says it all

vaseline king on my case like if am a porn site


Go and wankaway ur pains

Daviewonder:

Always stressing the "ugly"!! you just love the attention I guess...

k get lost

iamJ:
vaseline king on my case like if am a porn site


Go and wankaway ur pains

lol.. no, I fuuk girls and not self-service to a girl pictures and videos.

your balls must be aching you badly... heya! such accumulated sperm and penile muscle frustration.

Lalas247:
Number 1 is BS Wtf wants a bf to be like their brother
Lol @ brother in the lord ... I avoid those

hahaha,,they are worst. shinarlaura which is your preference?

iamJ:
k get lost

and you should grow up!

Number 7 was hilarious

Toh, that's what's up. My respect for professional prostitûtes has since gone up in the past few days.

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