HOW TO ESCAPE THE FRIENDZONE (SUNDAY SPECIAL)
Posted by nickklaus
Happy Sunday abstract fam, its yet another Sunday and we are proud to bring you today’s edition of Sunday special. Today’s episode is for our brothers who find themselves in a situationship, a toxic union otherwise known as friendzone. But before we dive in any further let us first take a moment to lecture those lucky ones who have never felt the pain of being behind the prison bars of being zoned

Wikipedia defines Friendzone as:

“a situation in which one member of a friendship wishes to enter into a romantic or sexual relationship while the other does not, it is generally considered to be an undesirable situation for a rejected person” <a>;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_zone</a>

Well in our understanding friendzone is basically the art of being friends with someone you want more with but cannot get more because of reasons that defy gravity. Almost all guys have found themselves in this situation at a particular stage in their life and while some might have managed to get out other were stuck in it for so long that they just gave up the fight.

Well today love Dr Klaus is going to give you some tips on how to escape the rigid shores of the friendzone into the open waters a relationship with the one you want.

(DISCLAIMER IF THESE TRICKS DON’T WORK THEN YOUR OWN NA SPECIAL CASE)

MAKE HER JEALOUS
This is trick as old as time. Humans have a tendency to value something more the moment they lose it or feel they are about to lose it. So you have tried all the romantic tricks known to you and nothing worked while she is still with that dude that you hate and treats her badly. She comes to you for comfort and your shoulder becomes a pillow for sad tears and long tales..

Bro if you think she is going to value your listening and caring skills and one day switch to love for you, that is not going to work.

Making a woman jealous is a powerful tool to unlocking the deep emotional feelings she harbors but refused to let out. Look for that friend of your who looks better than her preferably better if she doesn’t know this friend then dangle her and your new relationship on her face. If you can find a new catch it would be better. Reduce or stop being the comfort zone for her, let her feel the void that your absence will cause. Take this new catch to nice places that she will hear about then after a while invite her to your place and tell her how you feel about her and how you felt she was not going to love you so you moved on to someone new and watch the magic happen.

If this technique doesn’t work well at least you have a new catch so…that’s a win..

2. UPGRADE YOUR LIFE

You cannot overemphasize the power of upgrade in a female’s mentality. Now you don’t have to get a new car or buy a new house or become hush puppi to her family, all you got to do is step up.

Get yourself a set of brand new clothes, nicely tailored trousers, lose them saggy jeans bro, good sleeves shirt..yea….take a step back from the polo. Get a nice haircut, that dread you are carrying is stinking away any thought of banging you from her head, keep a clean shaven beard, get yourself some nice deodorants and perfumes. Do not mind the cost of these item bro for the pay off is massive.

They say the way is arrive is how you are, appearance matters a lot. Get yourself nice clean boxers believe me it brings out a hidden confidence when you walk around with clean underwear. Ladies talk a lot, no lady wants to be with that guy that looks like tunde from wallmart. If you want to bear the name “baby” you better touché up. If you want her to smear your name on her display picture and brag to her friends about you then you had better step the f#*k up.

3. GET BUSY WITH YOUR LIFE

Oh yes, this also goes in combination with the other tricks above, get busy with your life. A woman likes a man who has his sh!t together. Get to work, be the man who always uses the word I am busy in the middle of every sentence. So whenever you give her your attention she will value it because it is hard to come by.

4. STOP CALLING

Oh this is a tough one, we are constantly trying or urged to call the person in our heart just to heart their voice or ask about their day. Well if you want to escape the friendzone then you had better show some self control and stay away from the call button for a while. This is really hard I know I have been a victim but the gain is priceless, when that girl that rarely calls finally calls and asks about you…..mehn you will feel like jumping.

5. TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL

Well I saved the best for last, you see most guys are so scared of being rejected that they fail to do the most important thing…telling her how they feel. Most ladies will never tell a guy how they feel, they would rather wait for an eternity for him to make a move and if he doesn’t they would assume he is not interested and settle for that guy that they don’t really like but is persistent in his pursuit.

Guy what do you have to lose, you are already in the zone, just look for a moment and tell how in a gentle way (please do not try a stunt or some dancing video you watched on facebook) how you feel. You might just be surprised that “wetin you dey find for sokoto e dey your shokoto all these wile’

That’s it fam…if you have been blessed by this article kindly drop a comment

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