Sleekydee:



u seem to be missing the issue here, admission ws already offered, jakurrrrrb just decided to buy coke and grease.

oh, you mean the old woman who passed away peacefully in her sleep was butchered to death in her dream...oh that's pathetic, I suggest they take the madman to the king so he can tell the whole world how Buhari has developed The USA in the blink of an eye and how he'll be reelected in a matter of months

IamIBK:
Actually i didn't read the post but i think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay the rent, they should just kill the landlord & forget about the missin car.

effect of too much civilised combine!

IamIBK:
oh, you mean the old woman who passed away peacefully in her sleep was butchered to death in her dream...oh that's pathetic, I suggest they take the madman to the king so he can tell the whole world how Buhari has developed The USA in the blink of an eye and how he'll be reelected in a matter of months

I doubt am the one reading this. If it's me then am really alive to realise we still have loose nuts

Iyam not understanding...

Buh the OP iza Male nah?

Man itz some wierd gay shiit going on down here!!

Lolzzzz! I swear Op you made the story up.. its no truth

wetin we no go see 4 this life.....this 1 na end time post

IamIBK:
Actually i didn't read the post but i think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay the rent, they should just kill the landlord & forget about the missin car.

bro pass me d weed na...mk I high like u

*GAY ALERT*
OP kindly move dis sh!t to the gay section I.e. if that exist here on NL

U be gay abi? Y e no go break wey na anus una dey use chop.. �

Hizayus:
I have been dating my boyfriend for two years now and recently we have been looking for ways to spice up our lovemaking so we started looking into different positions to try out. Yesterday, while we were making love and trying out new positions something alarming happened I broke my boyfriend’s p..is.
We were trying out a new position and I heard a pop sound. As I turned back to figure out what was going on, I saw my boyfriend on the floor shouting and screaming. There was blood gushing from his p..is. I quickly rushed him to the hospital where he was attended to and the doctor said he had a fracture and that he would be fine after some weeks. I was very shocked I had never heard of anything like that before but apparently, it is very possible. It is a severe form of bending injury to the upright p..is.
During lovemaking, the p..is is engorged with blood. If an upright p..is is bent suddenly or forcefully, the trauma can rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the p..is responsible resulting in a p..is fracture.
The trauma most often occurs after an accidental injury during lovemaking, but can also occur due to aggressive self- pleasuring or when the top of the p..is is forcefully bent.
A p..is fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound or the development of dark bruising of the p..is due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the p..is.
A p..is fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended. Left untreated, a p..is fracture might result in deformity of the p..is or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough during lovemaking.

Are you gay cuz you have male account, anyways not my buzinex..
lemme know wen u post the part 2 of this story also what's the name?

Ebendo123:

I doubt am the one reading this. If it's me then am really alive to realise we still have loose nuts

i thnk what he brought was water,light the fire so we can finaly burn the chrismax goat,the sky has been raining blood since morning let me get drench,only that the bike man won't stop,insisting we must brush our teeth.i made pap for the old woman she said she can't chew it cos she lost her teeth that i should kill the goat already.

I dont even know why Kanayo cannot trafficate for that Aeroplane......Now the referee has seen Cristiano Ronaldo playing for Wikki tourist but Carpenters and Plumbers are working on the block of flats. Thank you..