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| 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 4:42pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Every couple is different, we all know that. But there are certain categories of relationship that most of us fall into. Everyone likes to think their relationship is special and unique. But although there are always slight differences, it's likely you are one of the following. And trust us, everyone else will know which one you are... |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 4:43pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
1. The PDA couple  Urgh. Their tongues spend longer in each other's mouths than in their own mouths. They're the type who snog pressed up against ATMs, who will go to a house party and spend the whole time on the couch making out, turning the living room into a no-go zone. You are surprised they haven't been arrested for public indecency. Seriously, get a room. And stay in it. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 4:47pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
2. The unbalanced couple They are both, um, "troubled". They are quite clearly not good for each other, and it's a pretty unhealthy relationship, but somehow they just can't keep away. No matter how many times you tell them that it's not a clever idea to be with them, they ignore all advice and plough on in a dysfunctional union, and acting all Romeo and Juliet about the situation. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 4:50pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
3. The always arguing couple Oh my god, guys, give it a rest. You literally do not even know why these two are together. All they do is scream in each other's face like one of them is Naomi Campbell and the other is a personal assistant. They will get into a huge barney over the littlest, most trivial things. They just love drama. And to be honest, none of you can stand being around them any more. You just want to go to the pub with one of them not throwing a pint at the other. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 4:52pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
4. The super casual couple You feel awkward because they are always together, and are clearly having awesome sex, but they're not actually together. They don't call each other boyfriend / girlfriend, they just kinda, have sex but also hang out a lot. You're never quite sure how they are defining themselves, but hey, they're happy. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 4:55pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
5. The couple where one is way more into it It's almost embarrassing, because everyone knows that one half of this couple is way more invested than the other. He's totally head over heels in love with her, and she's not all that bothered, really. She's in love with him and planning a future, meanwhile he's on Tinder all day looking for potential hook-ups. Most people in these relationships who are the more invested partner are completely in denial and it falls to one of their buddies to point out the painful but obvious: they're just not that into you. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 4:56pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
6. The power couple She's Union President and on track for a first in PPE, and he's the best member on the uni rowing crew. She's so beautiful she models in her spare time and was first on the catwalk in the uni fashion show; he's got biceps that put redwood trees to shame. You don't even wanna imagine if they had kids. They would make Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's offspring look ugly, and probably take over the world with smarts and muscle. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 4:57pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
7. The couple who never go out. Ever. They're so wrapped up in each other (mostly literally), that you don't think you have seen either of them in the last month. They never go out, preferring to spend their nights in loved up on the couch, watching rom-coms and reading sonnets to each other. They do not emerge for lads' nights out or girls' clubbing nights. You have a feeling they cook together, shower together, hell, they probably even use the loo together. 1 Like |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 4:59pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
8. The parent and child couple These two are a little creepy. Either it's the girl who is mothering a guy, acting like some strange 1950s housewife, tidying up and cooking and basically doing everything for him. Or it's the protective boyfriend checking up on the girlfriend all the time, acting as though she can't look after herself. Which she probably can. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 5:01pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
10. The mismatched couple You have no idea how these two work, but they seem to. They are diametrically opposed. She's really bookish; you're not even sure he can read. He's sporty as hell, she can't even be bothered to get up and change the channel manually if she can't find the remote. She's fiery and passionate; he's calm and considerate. She's really, really tall, and he's tiny. They shouldn't work, but somehow they do. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 5:03pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
11. The good looking one and the average one Ok, Jay-Z is amazing. We love Jay. But come on, Beyonce is one of the hottest women on the planet. She is waaay out of his league. We all know a couple in which one partner is super smokin' and the other is kind of average, or - dare we say it - below average. There's also the couples where one person is awesome; nice, funny, intelligent, and the other is basically a douche. Odd. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 5:04pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
12. The couple who are best mates but you doubt they have sex These two are cute together, but you have this weird feeling that they totally don't have sex any more. They are more like brother and sister, and you often catch them making eyes at other people. They started dating in first year - or knew each other from back home - and you're doubtful whether they should even be together any more. There's no spark. They get on like a house on fire, but basically just seem like best mates. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 5:05pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
13. The age difference couple Ok, so third year and first year isn't bad at all, but we've all known someone who is, for some reason, having an affair with a women / man at least ten years older and maybe even married. Or, you find out your mate is dating her little brother's best mate. Euw. You're not even sure he's finished his A-Levels. Wrong. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 5:08pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
14. The open relationship couple AKA, the couple that blates cheat on each other all the time but apparently are fine with that. You don't even wanna know how many trips they take to the GUM clinic, but you hope it's regularly. Done! That's it! Mention or tag that couple you know and the category they belong and have fun, am out!  |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by Cmyname(m): 5:09pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Cool! OP, which category do you belong to? |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 5:09pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Cmyname:Am not revealing! |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by daryoor(m): 9:37pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Some people combine category age difference+ looks dispsrity+ no sex aura"+ alway indoor"+ |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by Nobody: 9:46pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Lol so much am sure everyone is will relate to one or the other. |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 11:23pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Rokia2:yeah yeah, of course!  which do you relate to? I was gonna guess but I can't right now |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 11:24pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
daryoor:you meant you and your girl?? |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 5:01pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
check |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by DirtyGold: 6:53pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
What about the seemingly perfect couple that makes you wish you had what you think they have for yourself? Incomplete list.  What's tha business? |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 6:57pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
DirtyGold: they still fall into one of these categories |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by chynie: 7:00pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
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| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by pharmguru: 7:00pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
i like couple number 7....those type of couples can last till eternity cos the bond between them is stronger than gravity. imagine spending the rest of your life with someone you can never get tired of their company..........now thats the life! |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 7:15pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
pharmguru: |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by adetounblessing(f): 8:56pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
I love number 3.... |
| Re: 14 Types Of Couple Everyone Will Recognise by PenGriffey: 7:58pm On Nov 20, 2017 |
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