shaybebaby:

You don't watch nat geo because you haven't got cable tv, lol.

Reality bites, don't it?

Why don't you hop on a flight to the Philippines to go see ya girl?.. Oh, I forgot.. No visa, no money.

ReneeNuttall:
This is exactly my kind of nuptial.Simple and classy ,no time for plenty dramas.Hml #cutepair

Gofwane:
Same type of wedding I will like to have. Not because of the cost but because of the privacy. Few selected friends and family, strictly on invitation.
Not all this church weddings that will have people all over the place. All these mama from the village will come with their friends and friends' friends and friends' friends' friends

As if that is not enough. During the reception, mc will call you to come and dance in the middle of the crowd

iamJ:
go and treat ur skin, leave my relationship alone

I don't watch diseased animals on Nat Geo wild on sunday, get lost
Hope it doesn't evolve to skin cancer

seunny4lif:

Are you not in Honeysun sorry Honeymoon?
You still get time for Nairaland
Oya put the dick inside the pussy cos it's official dick and pussy

iamJ:
Dirty looking couple, ugly girl


18million plus car I wouldn’t date that girl, spit

MidNightHunter:

Still trying too hard to remain relevant
I can bet my ballz that if u auction ur whole life achievement ,that's if u have any,u can never pay half of the money the guy used to make these wedding a success !

ibkayee:

Lol I'm joking, it's because he was talking about his honeymoon

ibkayee:

Haha I'm playing, it's because he was talking about his honeymoon, wouldn't mind visiting

shaybebaby:

Fear catch me.
Thinking that maybe this chick is on the levels of private islands that's why she laughed at Zanzibar.
Th honeymoon part is easy nah, play along till you touch down. Once you land and get your bags, just say you are going to loo and port.

ibkayee:

LOL girl I like the way you think

shaybebaby:

Why? Because I told you the truth. You seem very hurt. Tell me, am I right in my description of all that ails you?

To answer your conjecture, it's not a disease but a birth mark. Nothing you can say on here that hasn't been said to my face, eczema, bleaching and you think I'd be butt hurt? Mate, if it bothered me, I wouldn't be wearing a swim suit would I?

Relationship? You are having a laugh aren't you?

iamJ:
lies birthmark all over ur body like that, is dat ur lie Abt ur disease?


Why shld I be offended nothing u said hasn't been assumed B4, I haven't been offended then why shld urs be diff?

because am responding u're feeling fly


I don't like ugly people, hate poor ones that can't afford to get things that they need, add ur skin infection and ur need for attention u're a disgusting person

Ure are not worth it self, u're hereby blocked and ignored henceforth
Ure ugly and bold that is ur blind bf biz

hayfloze:

Lizzdeb:


mama from village coming with friends and friends inviting friends got me smiling