Yesterday I created a thread on my observation about NL ladies especially when it comes to the aspect of looks. In order to display to Nairalanders that I was speaking from an informed perspective, as opposed to mere assumption, I selected two specimen by names lalas247 and rokia2 and used them to conduct an experiment to ascertain whether there was even the slightest truth in what I opined in the presence of everyone.

At the end of the experiment, 90% of the viewers were left with no option but to accept my views.

As you'd expect, my little experiment aroused a lot of negative reactions mostly from the women folk who couldn't come to terms with the blunt truth. Consequently, bullets started pouring from all angles, but as I've not been a skilled martial artist for nothing, I maneuvered and dodged all bullets expertly that to this time I'm still in awe how I was able to give them a straight fight such that I disarmed them and left them writhing in pains in the pool of their own blood.

Seeing that they were no match for me in physical combat, they resorted to insults, but I stood my ground with my back arched in bold defiance, deflected their weak shots with effortless ease and returned the assault with redoubled ferocity.

Some couldn't survive the onslaught and died on the scene while others where whisked to the hospital by the ambulance where their injuries will be tended to.

I jumped on my power bike and sped away. This afternoon I came online to inspect the ruins of yesterday's battle but much to my astonishment, I discovered that all evidence had been wiped out clean by the authorities.

Now the moral lesson of this story is that: female nairalanders are insecure and lack sufficient self esteem otherwise they wouldn't have reacted badly to criticism in the way they did and they also would have left the battle scene to anyone who would be interested in viewing the highlight of the fateful event especially roving journalists who are hungry for news. But this was not to be so. They enlisted the help of the authorities and had them eradicate all evidence of the humiliation they suffered at my hands yesterday because shame has so much engulfed them and sucked up every last drop of self esteem that inhabit their frail blood.
Thus I was forced to arrive at the conclusion that all of them are insecure with fragile self estem and nothing will ever erase this impression from my psyche.

Thank GOD I am not you..!! brace man, they are coming..!

Lol

whitebeard:
Thank GOD I am not you..!! brace man, they are coming..!

Dead men don't fight. But I'm more than ready to bury them for the second time if they rear their ugly head here.

Oga just admit and stop beating around the bush, you are in love with nairaland girls.

Lionbite:
Oga just admit and stop beating around the bush, you are in love with nairaland girls.

Love? Not even if I were given a love portion. That can never happen. Not in this world nor the next. You are just mistaking my bluntness for something else.

Beg Séun to get you a job. This is clearly an attempt to massage your bruised ego. Jobless boy!.

This hot afternoon, ehn!

Blackhawk01:
This hot afternoon, ehn!

LMAO.

We should help him derail the thread.

Not me.

And that's a fact.

I have a feeling a Nairaland girl turned u down and that resulted to this bitterness.

Lol guys

Benita27:
Beg Séun to get you a job. This is clearly an attempt to massage your bruised ego. Jobless boy!.

You have come again with your imbecility you this stupidd girl.

You probably work in some cheap hair saloon and must believe everyone indulges in such.

Perharps as you were typing away in a crazed eagerness to exhibit what little common sense you had in that enormous skull of yours, it didn't occur to you that I could be surfing NL from the office. Obviously this is a luxury a destitute like you cannot afford.

What a miserable scum.

Your unintelligence stinks like a sewage pit.

Dis your mobid curiosity toward nairaland ladies is getting irritating

loneatar:
Dis your mobid curiosity toward nairaland ladies is getting irritating

Fuccked off if you can't stand the truth. Slack-jawed oaf.

shaybebaby:

LMAO.

We should help him derail the thread.

Hahahaha

Babez, you don pop our wine?

charijee:
This one is strong o ....

Op, whisper to momma, which nairaland babe offended you?

No Nairaland babe possess the capacity to hurt me. Rather it's the other way round.

I'm just presenting the truth void of sentiment.

What is your obsession with Nairaland girls all about? Why do you keep dedicating your time towards opening these kinds of threads?

a) To vent your frustrations over a nairaland chick who has refused to give you any attention.

b) A tactic to get nairaland girls insecure enough about themselves to consider replying your pms.

c) Or maybe you're so starved of attention that being a 15-minute champion on a stupid NL thread gives you an orgasm.

d) All of the above?

You don't have to answer on this thread. But take the time to reflect on this, and be honest with yourself, so that you can begin to work on your glaring issues.

ode

Hardtargett:


You have come again with your imbecility you this stupidd girl.

You probably work in some cheap hair saloon and must believe everyone indulges in such.

Perharps as you were typing away in a crazed eagerness to exhibit what little common sense you had in that enormous skull of yours, it didn't occur to you that I could be surfing NL from the office. Obviously this is a luxury a destitute like you cannot afford.

What a miserable scum.

Your unintelligence stinks like a sewage pit.

Coming from someone whose IQ is below average?. You could as well type from the White House. We know your types. I don't see a busy man bìtching about ladies on a faceless forum.

Jobless reject!.

i they pity this guy... walai i pray say you sleep well.bcuz NL girls go spear your life today finish am with superman punch.

This kind thread inside hot sun

Blackhawk01:


Hahahaha

Babez, you don pop our wine?

No nah, I dey wait for the 24th, you go show?

MissWrite:
What is your obsession with Nairaland girls all about? Why do you keep dedicating your time towards opening these kinds of threads?

a) To vent your frustrations over a nairaland chick who has refused to give you any attention.

b) A tactic to get nairaland girls insecure enough about themselves to consider replying your pms.

c) Or maybe you're so starved of attention that being a 15-minute champion on a stupid NL thread gives you an orgasm.

d) All of the above?

You don't have to answer on this thread. But take the time to reflect on this, and be honest with yourself, so that you can begin to work on your glaring issues.

Shut up. I'm aware that most of you have become accustomed to the lies sex-starved dudes here feed you with just to catch a sniff of your soiled panties and now the truth seems like a strange concept to you.

You know deep down that all my gospels are truths and I can tell you are really affected, but you'd rather fight the Hot demons toying with your soul rather than work on building up your diminished self esteem.

Jeez! You are too pathetic to look at!

Hardtargett:


Love? Not even if I were given a love portion. That can never happen. Not in this world nor the next. You are just mistaking my bluntness for something else.

Potion darling, potion. Focus.

Hardtargett:

Fuccked off if you can't stand the truth. Slack-jawed oaf.

two person can't be mad at same time
I can see you're desperately looking for attention in this forum right

Mins what you say, don't come on social media and be ranting just because you have 10mb in your phone.

charijee:
This one is strong o ....

Op, whisper to momma, which nairaland babe offended you?

lol u seducing the poor guy.

I can't believe somone will carry Nairaland's matter on top of his head

Note : ONLINE matters

And then accuse them of low self esteem

Op go get a life

This is embarassing

And he just got registered yesterday or are you too scared to use your real account

Benita27:
Coming from someone whose IQ is below average?. You could as well type from the White House. We know your types. I don't see a busy man bìtching about ladies on a faceless forum.

Jobless reject!.

Lol. Dear Benita, there is absolutely nothing you will say that could resurrect your dead dignity right now. It's far too late for that. You had your chance yesterday but you blew it. The deal has already been done. Like I told misswrite, you have but one option to take at this juncture: work toward building your self esteem. Any other course of action you take will back fire ten fold.