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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by eyinjuege: 6:55am On Dec 06, 2017 |
AyoolaIgwe: Bastard has 2 meanings even in the English dictionary. Some people can act like bastards. If you act in a despicable manner, you are called a bastard. Not necessarily the circumstances of your birth in this case but rather because of your actions. Check the dictionary for the meanings of bastard. Usually in Yoruba language, when they talk of amo ale and omo oko, they usually refer to their actions. Hardly about the circumstances of birth @ Germanmelania , I don't think your assertation that no child is considered a bastard in Yoruba land is true, though more emphasis is placed on the behaviour of the individual. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by DavidEsq(m): 6:58am On Dec 06, 2017 |
bummyla:Na so she go dey feel like now: 1 Like
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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Nobody: 7:09am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper: Good morning 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by blacktallest(f): 7:17am On Dec 06, 2017 |
My dad used to curse me with my own name. At times he goes " e nwe Uche?" or "e nwene Uche nchancha". That is do you have sense? or you don't have one single sense at all. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Pidginwhisper: 7:31am On Dec 06, 2017 |
sexybbstar:Bonjour belle demoiselle trust your night was great . |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Nobody: 7:45am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper:Yes, it was. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by blazebaba(m): 8:38am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by webngnews: 8:50am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Hmmmm |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Marybrit(f): 9:16am On Dec 06, 2017 |
my mum once told me "had it been DAT anoda woman gave birth dsame day wit her at d hospital...she wud have said DAT d exchanged her child"...lol...definitely hurts sha 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Pidginwhisper: 9:41am On Dec 06, 2017 |
sexybbstar:Enjoy your day 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by ElsonMorali: 9:58am On Dec 06, 2017 |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Larynx(m): 11:52am On Dec 06, 2017 |
My mum will be like "Olorun ma je ko fi iwa jo baba e" God won't make you took after ur father's behavior. And I'll just be like, is his behavior not good The next thing she will do is to report me to my younger sisters like "Eyin omo yii, e kiilo fun egbon yin oo" You this children, warn ur Elder brother. By so doing, war have start in the house be that. Mumc don't quarrel with a child, she quarrel with all of us at the same time. Even if the last born should offend her, and I'm not at home, she will have drop abuse for me before I reach house, na for me to just reach house, greet her and she will respond with Oooo... Then I'll know one of my sister have offend her. She's always happy when me n my sister have disagreement. She will be like "nkan to dayin po, lo tu yin ka" What' brings us together, is what separate us. Mama, She can Jealous for Africa. Just that I can't stand her shed tears bcoz the love I have for her ehn!!! She herself no know. She's just the Best 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Stellamariss(f): 12:37pm On Dec 06, 2017 |
osnova:lol thanks 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by AyoolaIgwe(m): 6:35pm On Dec 06, 2017 |
eyinjuege:1. An unacceptable behaviour is tagged so(bastard). 2. A person born under d circumstance I illustrated is so(bastard) too. |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Transcends: 7:45pm On Dec 06, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by serenegroup(m): 9:07pm On Dec 06, 2017 |
Fresia01:this got me laughing real hard 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by kendylet(f): 11:59am On Dec 07, 2017 |
her national anthem for me whenever i misbehave is "ewu awusa" we don quarel plenty because of that! |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Mzflow(f): 5:29pm On Dec 07, 2017 |
Asigbe omo ward...meaning she mistakenly carried another person's child from the hospital. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by sashishalom(f): 1:44am On Dec 08, 2017 |
I will kill you and I will go to jail for it... |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by tee4taye(m): 6:53am On Dec 09, 2017 |
haven't read most of the comments, I decide to add mine: "alaje ron ju, Eran nuru" - eating so much so that you open your eyes wide open like nuru's sheep "maa gba o ju, o ma jabo si mi lowo" I will slap you and your eye ball will be on my palm. if you provoke me, I will leave you with your father and go to my people because I can't allow you to kill me, she usually say this when we fight one another. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by albacete(m): 3:09pm On Dec 09, 2017 |
Dad used to say, "egbe gbufukwee gi" meaning "may hawk carry you" "ala kuwakwaa gi anya " let the land break your eyes |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by ola753(f): 11:47pm On Dec 18, 2017 |
Teddy Bear |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Nobody: 3:47am On Dec 19, 2017 |
tee4taye:may God bless our parent.My mum will say tojuu bolee eran nuru wen we go to our neighbour's place,aarin ka nja bata-waka waka cut slippers.Nawa |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Portgas(m): 11:07pm On Dec 20, 2017 |
Pidginwhisper:I like soldiers...... thinking about joining.... # RESPECT |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by timmykaydude: 7:09pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
shinarlaura:am fine. just recovering from the knockout buhari gave us,lol.ffg back. |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Stellamariss(f): 12:05am On Aug 08, 2018 |
Mollyallex:library and information science |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by Richie7(m): 3:47pm On Dec 14, 2019 |
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.Lol.i just dey imagine i should be your bf and we should got misunderstand before i came to your house.i'll laugh until you cry and snap those pictures and post it |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by klbakare(m): 11:27pm On Apr 19, 2020 |
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME. Fear not! You are the real lizzy baby |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by McTobe(m): 11:44am On Oct 05, 2020 |
�...that was my great grand mother there...She adds bleedy Swine and Military Mpafu( till today I don’t know the meaning) Balkan: |
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by grandpoh(m): 5:33pm On Oct 05, 2020 |
I don’t even know how you excel in school! |
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