BEENUEL:
I will continue to say this... Majority of girls on Facebook are extremely dumb, even with the flexed opportunity of editing your post....no the girls still dumb.

This you can never see on Twitter.......The girls over there are way cool, brilliant and gat great sense of humour

Imagine that one writingMy dad can cause curse ......

Damn

Facebook is crap mehn


Illiterates don take over

kendrace:
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.

Please can I see those pictures?

Those days my mom was more concerned about my sexual life. Asking me stupid questions like whether I get good erections in the morning. That she doesn't want me to be a disappointment to my wife. I no nor wetin concern her. Another jargons she told me was that if she swear for me e go catch me.

As for my dad that one was damn annoying. Nothing ever makes him happy. he always complain and he con carry education matter for head like say na by force to go school. Even after I graduated, I said I wasn;t going for any goddamn NYSC that I wanted to go and hustle. He said if I try it e go disown me. I remember him teaching me how to drive. He just dey shout and complain like say I force am. Even outsiders dey try look wetin dey happen inside moto. TURN RIGHT!! TURN LEFT! MATCH BRAKE!. nonsense. The guy na retired soldier tho so I no blame am.

Stellamariss:
Can't think of any now, my head is blurnt now. Just check my cataloging result and is not something to smile with... Need someone to cheer me up now

awwww.. Cheer up.
Youd be fine.
Time changes everything.

Stellamariss:
Can't think of any now, my head is blurnt now. Just check my cataloging result and is not something to smile with... Need someone to cheer me up now

OK.

go get a Tyler Perry Madea movie and u will thank me later.

Umartins1:
Mine was: "I shouldn't have given birth to you. You should have been flushed together with menses" Words of my mother.

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Lalasticlala, come and tell us yours

See what you have caused now, how would I have known that someone was born like LIZARD

My dad- Olodo,y u carry 2nd person wey carry 1st get 2 head abi? Me- wetin person wey get 3rd go do (for my mind) make i get 60% sef na wahala

shinarlaura:
Whenever i got my mum angry, she would always say "I'm not sure i was the one who gave birth to you" and her statement would always make me laugh cuz i look exactly like her

Lol...longest time, how are you ? mind if I follow you because am not really active here.

kendrace:
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.

Please let's see the pictures, i want to see what a baby Lizard looks like

Criis:


Facebook is crap mehn


Illiterates don take over

I tell you, boss.....

My father will say we dey roam around the neighborhood like dog children.

Wait until you hear from Hausa children. Hausa parents can insult and swear for Arewa.
A father can tell his son Ubanka (ur papa)

mazimee:


Don't use those words on him, I know he said that out of annoyance. I have learnt to controle my anger, that is the time we make most of our biggest mistake.

same way i was told this too with my grandma tho shes late too,i hate people insulting people with a wreckless abandoned,its too ridiculous,now we are never wat they talked about us,see anytime i remeber those words of bullies from family and friends i just hate everyone immediately,sorry i wrote abt ur dad like that bro.

Mum would say ori e ti baje

She will now be telling us not to curse..it's not good

timmykaydude:
Lol...longest time, how are you ? mind if I follow you because am not really active here.

Longest time really.

I'm cool and u? I don't mind


How re u doing?

mazimee:
What my father told me still dey pain me, Father said that apart from my academic Excellence, that I am of no use.

I was stubborn as a teenager sha.
He got some real hot temper issue, I know he said that out of annoyance. I have learnt to controle my anger, that is the time we make most of our biggest mistake

He is late now, I still respect him as my father.

come let me adopt you

Pidginwhisper:
If dem disown you, abeg come home to daddy

Daddy that want to make me a babymama

My Dad would say 'O ni oro gbo' or 'Lo dobale sibe yen'. After which na serious beating. It got to a time I would surely do something wrong to either of my parents on Sunday's and beaten. It's like the more I was beaten the more I became stubborn till my Dad finally confessed one day that it's obvious beating me isn't the solution.

You will kill me but I will first kill you

columbus007:
same way i was told this too with my grandma tho shes late too,i hate people insulting people with a wreckless abandoned,its too ridiculous,now we are never wat they talked about us,see anytime i remeber those words of bullies from family and friends i just hate everyone immediately,sorry i wrote abt ur dad like that bro.

No worries bro, Time happens to everything, We learn from our experience and advance with them.

Words of my father... [b][/b]I will lock up in a room and throw the key into the bottomless pit'. Useless Boi

Mehn, I hope not to curse my kids..

shinarlaura:





Daddy that want to make me a babymama

columbus007:
same way i was told this too with my grandma tho shes late too,i hate people insulting people with a wreckless abandoned,its too ridiculous,now we are never wat they talked about us,see anytime i remeber those words of bullies from family and friends i just hate everyone immediately,sorry i wrote abt ur dad like that bro.

I feel you bro. I had to confront our first born on Whatssap lately to confirm whether he meant all he used to say to me.. those words keeps ringing in my head and everytime, it makes me dislike him more. But instead of him to give me a calm reply. He started abusing me again... Mehn, I gave him back like it's hot.

hanassholesolo:
Me dad always tells me he will cut my toe and feed it to me.

So this ur Walker about no start today. I have been wondering.

HARDDON:
Mehn! My ribs hurt eyes teary!

These kinda words have made alot timid, lack self confident, withdrawn, razz and the likes.
If only they know words are seeds....

So on point! Psychological block!



My dad called me n my den babe to d sitting room, n told her, my son is not going to marry u o, he has not finished higher education n if he gets u pregnant, u're both on ur own!



I no see that babe pant till we grew apart



Since then(that was d turning point, I lost my fear of him), I only collected school fees! Took care of every other sh*t myself! 19yrs after, he complains, I'm d only one of his kids who disobeys him

Afi ki o maa jeun sori bi ti ede (The only thing you do, is to eat the food into that your head like crayfish)

Psoul:


So this ur Walker about no start today. I have been wondering.

Lol

When my mom is mad at me she would start comparing me to her younger ones excreta and saliva, she would say "u reach shit wey happy(her young brother) shit? Abi you reach spit wey nkem(her younger sister) spit comot from her mouth?, small rat like you".

You can lie for Africa

Elnino4ladies:
I never experienced those shiit



My parents hardly insult me.

BEENUEL:
I will continue to say this... Majority of girls on Facebook are extremely dumb, even with the flexed opportunity of editing your post....no the girls still dumb.

This you can never see on Twitter.......The girls over there are way cool, brilliant and gat great sense of humour

Imagine that one writingMy dad can cause curse ......

Damn

Exactly my brother. They are so dumb. The girl posted the thing on Facebook, didn't see any error in the post. Exported it to Nairaland and still did not see the error. That shows that was the best she can spell the word, curse.

Where do I start from


Serious You don't think
Look at how he is laughing like a fool

It would have been better you went with my menstral flow

Goat have sense more than you

u will b calling oda pple names when u are a complete definition of a fool


I cannot waste my money on.somebody dat doesn't have a future , its better I look for someone outside nd give d money

Go and look for your father nd mother

Let them.come back I will update with todays own