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|My Proposal; Things I'll Say To Her On That Day. by Macgreat(m): 11:48pm On Dec 07, 2017|
*Not going to be on one kneels*
*Boom!* brings the ring out
babe, you are beautiful and I am very handsome.
You are kind, and I am most generous. You are bold and talks well. I am soft spoken but very smart. You are fresh and I paid for the creams and makeup that added the glow.
I am asking you to marry me not because you're perfect but because you good and acceptable, presentable and adorable. You are sweet and passionate.
I will not promise you faithfulness because it not in my powers. I already have a list of girls I'll cheat on you with. The list will be handed over after you say yes to my proposal. Like I said , I will not promise you faithfulness but I can promise you complete honesty. The very reason I'll give you that list after this.
I expect you to stay during the good times, but it will be selfish of me to expect you to stay when times ain't as good. I expect you to be free and do what ever you wish to do.
The world system has painted marriage to be a prison but I offer you liberty, joy and fulfillment.
*call her by name*
Will you marry me?
*then wait for her reply*
Do you think she will say YES?
|Re: My Proposal; Things I'll Say To Her On That Day. by FortifiedCity: 11:52pm On Dec 07, 2017|
...and then your Mum will give you a resounding slap for urinating on the bed, and then you'll wake up
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