Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by undefeateds: 1:05pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
those who only come to use d bank restroom and they will pretend as if they come for one transaction |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by micflo28(m): 1:23pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Those who came to escape the scorching sun and enjoy the a.c just to end up withdrawing 1k. lol... Did that well back then as an undergraduate in gwagwalada those days |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by manikspears: 1:24pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
epospiky: Today being Monday, the first day of work, the bank is usually crowded. Having some previous experiences in the bank, and I believe you’ve had too, I decided to come up with this little piece.
1 The Mr Know Alls – This type of people claim to know all the procedures of the bank. They can readily offer to help you throw more light on anything they feel you are not clear on. They will ask you if you are making deposit or withdrawal an if you are making the latter, they will proceed to asking if you have collected/picked a withdrawal slip and can go as far as picking one for you, when you tell them you have not, and filling it for you, when you have not filled it. They funny thing about this kind of people is that you can finish your transaction in the bank and discover that they have not done any transaction even though you met them at the bank, which will make you wonder whether they came to transact or voluntarily acting as the banks aid.
2 The Sharp-guys – This kind of people tend to be clever. They have no regards for the people on the queue. They will walk straight pass the long queue to the counter or to a person they claim is their friend and demand for a space to fix themselves in. one thing about this kind of people is that, although the impatient queue yell at them and threaten them to go back and join the queue from behind, they mostly have their way in the end, except they meet a tough guy from the queue----bad day for them
3 They Wailers – This kind of people will complain unceasingly of how slow the bank transactions are and how long they have been on the queue. Some will go on to tell you of how they skipped breakfast just to bypass the long queue. They will tell you how bank B or bank C is way faster than the particular bank they are in.
4 The Preachers – This kind of people believe in justice. They are fond of preaching how unfair it is to treat people specially, especially when those people have “link” to someone it the bank and their transactions are processed straight at the counter without them joining the queue. They will go on saying that Nigeria will never change if people continue this way.
5 The Talkative – This kind of people talk a lot that sometimes you wonder they really came to the bank to make transaction. They keep jumping from one queue to another disturbing people and sometimes cracking jokes that are drier than the harmattan wind. They have not issue with how long they stay in the bank so far it’s not their turn, which gives them more time to talk.
6 The Indecisive – This kind of people are easily confused. They find it very difficult to decide which queue to join. They seem to cast lots in their mind before joining a queue. Sometimes when they discover that the queue they are in is not moving as expected, they switch to another one and then to the other in that manner.
7 The Reticent – This type of people don’t do much talking. They are very quiet. Some are shy actually. They are fond of dropping their gaze when their eyes meet people’s. They could come to the bank process their transaction and leave without saying a word to anyone.
8 The Social Media Chat-Bots – This kind of people are so obsessed with social media chatting. You find them with their fingers continuously pressing their phones and their face glued to the phone as well. They are so oblivious and into “the other world” that they may bump into people without bothering to apologize and if at all they do apologize, the do that carelessly without even bothering to look at whom they are tendering the apology to.
9 The “Jagabans” – This kind of people will make you stay on the queue for some extra-time. They may take up space of up to 10 people. Although the bulk room is available for their kind of transaction, they prefer to be on the queue at the counter because they believe the bulk room delays posting. Sometimes, just when you are relieved that the bundles of money they gave out earlier for deposit is processed, they give out yet some other bundles. Gosh!
10 The First-Timers – This type of people are conspicuous. You first notice them by their actions at the door. Their way of inquiring how the system works at the bank also speaks much of them having their first experience and this is where the Mr Know All plays a role.
You can add your list if you wish.
People without biro |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by jevic(m): 1:35pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Make I go check if UBA get water for their water dispenser. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by luminouz(m): 1:53pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Factfinder1: The ones who will be stretching to see what you are doing one your phone and smiling like a sheep
The ones who keeps asking what the time is
The ones who wants to start up a conversation with a fine girl by force even tho shes one a ear piece and seem very uninterested N who is d fine geh...U? |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:39pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
HarkymTheOracle:
I copied this-- Rebecca posts a photo of herself on Facebook. A hundred men commented, all flattering her. She ignores their compliments and silently hopes that she'll get a notification informing her that Victor has commented on her photo.
Victor is on the phone, trying desperately to get through to Sarah...his love. He has called her fifteen times already, but she has not answered. His heart pounds. He needs to hear her voice, like a crack addict and his substance.
Sarah is in Tom's house, doing the dishes. She intentionally ignores Victor's calls. She doesn't want to deal with the drama of lying about her location.
Tom is at the ATM. He has to transfer funds to Mariah. She had asked him for money to buy a new phone. He had promised to send it that afternoon. He can't afford to look bad before his crush. He told Sarah he had to get something from his boss, so he left her at his place.
Mariah is on the phone with Uche. She's trying to calm him down. He told her he needed some money to complete his little brother's hospital bill. She is assuring him that she'll get some money shortly, and send it to him. She was waiting for Tom to transfer the money.
Uche's palms are sweaty. His heart is racing. His mind is clouded with thoughts. How could he not have used protection, he thought to himself. He has to send the money to Vanessa so she could go ahead and have the abortion. He just got off the phone with Mariah, and she promised to send the money shortly.
Vanessa is slipping into depression. She is sitting in the hospital restroom staring at the poison she's holding. Her wedding is in a week. Now she's pregnant for another man. She understands her church will have to run a pregnancy test in a few days. Her fiancé had not touched her in months. How could she explain her way out of this mess.
She thinks of Sule, her fiancé. Then she thinks of her mother, and her head almost explodes from pain. Uche has to send the money or she'll end her life, she thought to herself. It been five minutes since Sule wrote "My beautiful princess. Looking astonishingly beautiful" on Rebecca's photo on Facebook.
And the circle continues... Beta cycle o |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:42pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
The chykers-They won't concentrate on why they are in bank, busy chyking ladies. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by dangotesmummy: 3:10pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
The people that came to fight The deviant men pressing their penis at the back of a lady's ass on the question The one that quarrels with the bank staff The one that snaps selfie in the bank The one that you'll be begging to move forward in the question because he has plugged his ears with earphones The pickpockets.ready to steal phones and wallet from your pocket or handbag if positioned carelessly The ones with children that won't stop crying |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by Mhizrohzz(f): 3:22pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
I'm no 7.. Hate meeting peoples gaze, freaks me out |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by omhor(f): 4:01pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
11. Those who stylishly beg you to help them deposit some money by giving you their deposit slip and the money wrapped into it then wait for you to collect the pink copy.
12. Those that beg you to help them to fill in the withdrawal/deposit form by giving you the details written on paper with smile on his\her face saying "ise omo mi".
13. Those that walk up to you and ask " pls bros\sister are you the last person on the queue? or " errr sister \bros pls am behind o"
14. Those that walk into the banking and walk straight to the A.C to cool their body. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by maj59(m): 5:30pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
NeeKlaus: 11) Those who never come to the Banking hall with their own pen: These kind of people are quite annoying. Why can't you have your own pen? Must you disturb me? Funny enough, it cuts across all classes as somebody like Otedola has borrowed my pen at Zenith's Ikeja branch (I am not a Liar, please. ) Young guys use this as an excuse to start up conversations with the attractive ladies in the banking hall and so far, it has been working.
12) Those who come to the bank just to charge their phone: This is another irresponsible crew. Once they step into the bank, their eyes begin to roam for an available charging outlet. They dash for it immediately when they realize it's free. These kind of people will come to the bank with their phones, laptops, inverters (and if possible, their solar panels ) just to make sure they charge everything.
You begin to wonder why home training wasn't included in the Constitution. and those that will come and receive AC and drink water den left |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by Stevengerd(m): 5:36pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Those That Can't spell, Those that are in the bank to drink water. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by Bennyranks: 7:26pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
I hate banking in west africa. It is nearly an all day affair. Banking overseas is 20 mins tops. Behind times banking. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by Bennyranks: 7:29pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
13. Foreigners with luggage. You think they are on the way to the airport, but no, the luggage is filled with all of our currency. Why do the foreigners loot our coffers? |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by Onyekasuperkid(m): 7:59pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Those who borrow and take your pen home after use. |
Re: 10 Types Of People You Find In The Banking Hall by Prettyenit18(f): 8:34am On Dec 12, 2017 |
The ones that come to urinate, they rush into the bank sweating and looking harassed. |