neighbours from hell are so plentiful in Nigeria that moving into a new apartment requires not only performing due diligence on how much the rent could be, serenity of its environment, security and light issues but one really also need to ask questions to determine the loonies living as thy potential neighbours.

what exactly haven't I seen, it has ranged from neighbours who :

- use your generators once they see you have left for work and yet never bother to refuel it.

- those who throw their garbage inside your own, and leave you wondering how on earth your dustbin got so filled up from the time you left work in the morning till you returned at night.

- those who come and spread their washed rags on your own balcony, without ya permission

- those who the couple there wait till very early in the morning to quarrel. imagine waking up to the loud sounds of broken furniture, screams by the woman and the final scream by the man when she kicks him in the nuts. finally that loud thud his body makes when it reach the fall after he fainted.

- those who greet you with a smile and yet pray loudly every morning for God to punish their bad belle neighbours and enemies. these always keep you wondering if they live somewhere else also and we're talking to another neighbour and not yours truly.

my friend once told me of a neighbor who banged on his door on night when he was inside with his fiance. the neighbour showed him his erect penis and indicated he drank burantashi and yet his date failed him. that Biko could he just be allowed to hammer his finace abit lest he dies.

whether that's true or not. I have no idea. but since he had alot of hatred for the fellow and never related with him. I wanna guess it's true.

anyway share your own experiences with neighbours from hell

I get the idea of "love thy neighbor" but you've not met my neighbor... My neighbor's an ASSHOLE!!

last i checked this was da "romance section"

nice write up though

Crazy neighbours! I will be back to share mine

RETIREDMUMU:
Those who keep blowing heavy loud noise from their 5k home theater

This one vex me pass


What about the ones who can't keep their love making on the Low

Na so u go dey hear...." Harder! Harder! Put it right there!!

Kenzico:





This one vex me pass


What about the ones who can't keep their love making on the Low

Na so u go dey hear...." Harder! Harder! Put it right there!!

these neighbors are still best in companionship sha

What about those neighbours with benefit

If u are hungry, u rush there to eat cos u are sure u will get food there

U want to kpnash,,u rush there cos u know her Nunu is sure

U want to wash cloth, u rush there because u know he/she just bought a washing machine

U need matches, palm oil, Maggi etc,,where is my neighbour

U wan do gbeborun sobolayoke (gossip), u don fly reach ur neighbour

U need to borrow latest film, u be like Neighbour u don buy dat new season film

Ur neighbour pikin carry assignment come, u siddown with Google cos u no sabi the assignment. If d pikin pass..u be guru for compound and if the pikin fail, everybody for compound go know say u be OLODO

ETC

that noisy neighbor in the apartment next to mine who used to make noise with his radio 24/7 is the reason i own a huge Sound System that im hiring out to parties. after complaining fruitlessly to him and the landlord i saw that the only solution was to fight fire with fire. noise with noise. its now peaceful and quiet on our floor.

Naira land general Neighbours day Come in here and express ur worries. And you will never go back home desame way you came