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Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by becomrich6: 6:01pm On Apr 01, 2010
Dora Akunyili cooks for Jonathan, Jonathan rushed to hospital

April fool
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by nellaluv(f): 6:36pm On Apr 01, 2010
This is the worst april fool i've read today. . .no substance,not even catchy, this poster must be a slowpoke grin grin grin .Becomrich your nt good at jokes u're unconciously funny only when u post your usual stuffs. try harder next time grin grin grin copy copy grin grin grin . i didnt insult u sha tongue
p.s: ur no 1 fan cool
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by slap1(m): 6:50pm On Apr 01, 2010
Lmbto (lafin ma big teeth off) dis guy is just mega-crazy. Gawd!
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by Sunofgod(m): 6:58pm On Apr 01, 2010
Egba allergy?

Wetin hapen to am?
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by tpiah: 7:07pm On Apr 01, 2010
!!!!
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by violent(m): 7:11pm On Apr 01, 2010
Buhahahahaha!

I underestimated posters stúpidity?
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by OAM4J: 11:07pm On Apr 01, 2010
hahahahahhaa!
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by sjeezy8: 11:12pm On Apr 01, 2010
lol terrible april fools I just clicked on it because its becomerich and I felt like laughing anyway. grin
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by loma(m): 11:49pm On Apr 01, 2010
I actually laughed for over 10 minutes just from the sheer fact that the joke was not even a joke, but was so typical of becomrich!

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Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by Nobody: 11:59pm On Apr 01, 2010
never knew we also had charlatans as comedians undecided grin
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by nellaluv(f): 12:04am On Apr 02, 2010
@sjezzy, it's very terrible grin grin i wonder what he was thinking. Only a slowpoke that can pull such lame jokes grin grin grin tongue . gawd i can't stop laughing grin grin

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Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by mamagee3(f): 12:43am On Apr 02, 2010
Seun should give this thread an award for the dumbest thread of 2010.
April Fool or not, this is way too daft. grin grin
Poster, Did you really think anyone who was scrolling in search of new threads would pay attention to this hilarious thread you created here? grin
And to think you were using it to lure people into your trick is even more ridiculous.

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Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by Nobody: 5:36am On Apr 02, 2010
^^ absolutely ridiculous grin grin
I culd'nt help laughing, its so ridiculous grin grin
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by Nobody: 7:44am On Apr 02, 2010
doesnt even make sense
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by becomrich6: 11:42am On Apr 02, 2010
it make sense my sister. Look the senator who ask the question is from yar adua senatorial area. What was technically asking Dora is. When you went to Turai kitchen did you put anything in Yar Adua food.

You can hear Jonathan wife now taste the food first before her husband eat it.

Here is another april fool.


Nigeria women union protest that Nigeria men should not eat Dora food.



or Mr Akunyili have stop eating her food.


You have canal mind.
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by nikkyshyne(f): 9:16am On Apr 01, 2013
^^^ OMG! The above is worse than the original post. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by subterfuge: 9:33am On Apr 01, 2013
Only one woman can cook and Jonathan go chop!!!
Who else but I gree-Dieziani madueke.
Don't you know that na she dey do patience all these winch
Just watch Drama now
Don't you see her don form permanent O. From continuous sucking of jonathan prick/pennis /Dicck.
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by subterfuge: 9:34am On Apr 01, 2013
Only one woman can cook and Jonathan go chop!!!
Who else but I gree-Dieziani madueke.
Don't you know that na she dey do patience all these winch
Just watch Drama now
Don't you see her mouth don form permanent O. From continuous sucking of jonathan prick/pennis /Dicck.
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by subterfuge: 4:20pm On Apr 01, 2013
So what is wrong with Dora cooking for jonathan
Is she not Hundred times better that the OLD- Mama-Yongie Diezani, the Club girl minister??
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by Ejerry(m): 4:28pm On Apr 01, 2013
[color=#990000][/color][quote author=subterfuge]So what is wrong with Dora cooking for jonathan

What is blocking u......why shld any minister even cook for jona!
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by aljharem(m): 5:02pm On Apr 01, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin musiwa o !!!!
Re: Dora Akunyili Cooks For Jonathan, Jonathan Rushed To Hospital *April Fool* by BlackPikiN(m): 5:25am On Apr 02, 2013
Musiwa the Nairaland Legend!!!!


Na so dem dey do april f00l for Canada?

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