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What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 1:45am On Dec 19, 2017
So I was going home yesterday around 5pm I was coming from a friend's place and decided to take a short cut after I dropped from the bike . I walked into this tiny road and the first thing that welcomed my eyes was a Lady of about 26years old sitting outside her house wearing a very short gown with no undies ,if not for my short sightedness I would've sworn I saw her lower chamber .

Coincidentally another girl coming from opposite direction saw the same thing and caught my eyes as I made to turn my face.
The foolish girl began pouring insults on me as if I was the one that asked the lady to put up a free viewing center .in her words "bross u no even dey shame u dey look woman nyash,u no fit tell her make she sit well,see as u fine com dey do this kind thing"I felt like entering the ground. What will you do if you find yourself in such position?
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Stepsse(m): 1:57am On Dec 19, 2017
Op, even your sightedness no fit stop you. I hail your determination.

Lemme divert una attention small.

Before, na like 5people go gather money share one Cow. Gradually, den become 10. Later on, as per say money no dey, 10 people dey gather kill one Goat.
But as I dey look am so, e be like say na like 20people go gather kill one Hen. ... Oya come see fight over who go take intestines, legs, even the beak no safe.

But no matter the economy, we will always have in abundance in Jesus name.

3S
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by AroOkigbo(m): 2:01am On Dec 19, 2017
International Standard Version
1 Thessalonians 4:11 says
"Also, make it your goal to live quietly, to mind your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we instructed you"
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 2:23am On Dec 19, 2017
AroOkigbo:
International Standard Version
1 Thessalonians 4:11 says
"Also, make it your goal to live quietly, to mind your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we instructed you"

Lol,but I was quietly minding my business na when my eyes jam the thing and I sharperly comot my eyes

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Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by ucnwafor(m): 2:44am On Dec 19, 2017
Op u are jst a misfortune, jobless, unlucky fellow kk

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Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Kingsley1000(m): 3:18am On Dec 19, 2017
You don chop the one wey eye dey chop,e remain the one wey deek dey chop...

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Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by bigcee(m): 5:13am On Dec 19, 2017
ucnwafor:
Op u are jst a misfortune, jobless, unlucky fellow kk
Stfu If you don't have a sensible comment. Anuofia.

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Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by phintohlar(f): 7:02am On Dec 19, 2017
ucnwafor:
Op u are jst a misfortune, jobless, unlucky fellow kk
wetin apun na bros, na fight
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by nelsonebby(m): 7:44am On Dec 19, 2017
Marshalxv:
So I was going home yesterday around 5pm I was coming from a friend's place and decided to take a short cut after I dropped from the bike . I walked into this tiny road and the first thing that welcomed my eyes was a Lady of about 26years old sitting outside her house wearing a very short gown with no undies ,if not for my short sightedness I would've sworn I saw her lower chamber .

Coincidentally another girl coming from opposite direction saw the same thing and caught my eyes as I made to turn my face.
The foolish girl began pouring insults on me as if I was the one that asked the lady to put up a free viewing center .in her words "bross u no even dey shame u dey look woman nyash,u no fit tell her make she sit well,see as u fine com dey do this kind thing"I felt like entering the ground. What will you do if you find yourself in such position?

why you no slap the girl?

wish this had happened to me, I for don beat her life comot!
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by whirlwind7(m): 7:51am On Dec 19, 2017
AroOkigbo:
International Standard Version
1 Thessalonians 4:11 says
"Also, make it your goal to live quietly, to mind your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we instructed you"

As usual. Nigerians with their penchant for spiritualizing anything and everything. Na we holy pass sad

The poster said he saw it and averted his gaze. He minded his business. If he had rebuked the lady, then it amounts to him not minding his business. Your bible quote here is irrelevant.

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Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Lastpharoah33(m): 8:17am On Dec 19, 2017
Op them use super glue hold ur own mouth ni?,
Bash her too.... . All this girls in guys body
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by habsydiamond(m): 8:37am On Dec 19, 2017
Lolxxx.....op u are very funny .....so u don forget say no be all ladies get human brain......some get chicken brain, fish, ant and so on....its not even normal for a guy to dey tell a ladies to close her shop Wen he no be her boyfriend.....what if she insults u in return....

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Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by DrDreWise(m): 8:54am On Dec 19, 2017
Oga, for her to sit that way, she was advertising her goods. What were you even seeing in a body that must have been completely beat-up and old You sef!
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by johnime: 9:26am On Dec 19, 2017
As 2017 gradually draws to a close, this is a fitting time to acknowledge the top ten of the ladies who made my sex life great in 2017. I wish you all a great festive season and may your ministry continue to prosper in 2018

1. Nkechi my office colleague. Thanks for initiating me into the ritual of office romance. It was good while it lasted but you want more than the bedroom rendezvous but at this stage I have nothing more to offer and just can't keep up with the hide and seek game trying to deflect colleagues from guessing the truth.

2. Sandy the stripper. Great pole dancer, great sex always. You never disappoint in bed and somehow you always manage to get to my "manly" Tips first before I get to yours. Where I am concerned, you know the right buttons to touch.

3. Toyin the QSR supervisor. New Mom you are, but it does not take anything away from your style and sexy appearance. Since you, I don't accept new birth as reason for looking and dressing sloppily from ladies. You gave me my first drink of breast milk as an adult. Very sexy. Thank you.

4. Naomi my neighbor's househelp. With your packaging it is difficult to ignore you and you not only have it, you used it well to pleasure me. Its unfortunate your madam evicted you before time but the 4 months you were in my hood was an adventure in mischief and naughty sex.

5. Ify the Doctor. First time with a virgin and if I had known I wont have bothered. Anyway, since then I have thought you a few tricks and you learn fast. I know your boo dislikes me but I am happy to have helped him open the way and teach you a few ways to pleasure him now that the issues around your fidelity has boiled over. He will thank me later.

6. Yetunde my FWB. Konji is a funny thing. After over 3 years of knowing and friendzoning each other, we got talking about sex and casually wondered how it will be like with each other and ACTUALLY DID IT. Since then you have been a revelation and I like our no strings attached rhythm though I never thought of you like that before.

7. Bora my NL boo. Send a message for fun and you never know what may turn up. Unsatiable Tigress in bed with a high libido...I will do well to avoid you a bit in 2018.

8. Uduak the boyfriend snatcher. Your friend wey i dey chase brought you out for a drink but you showed you knew better what you wanted and now you a constant feature in bed. Ever the experimentalist, you have taught me some dark pleasures I would never have imagined and the flexibilities of the human anatomy. I am not done with you yet.

9. Sarah the born again. For over 6 gruella months you preached unceasingly to me in an annoying way but lastly we ended up in bed. Not much to look at physically, you more than compensate by your ability to shorten the downtime in between rounds where I am concerned. I do not judge you.

10. Tega the daughter of the street food seller. I left you for last because you are the best. Just turning 20 you are wiser and more patient than your age suggests. Your body yields into my arms like no other and you are ready to do anything to please me in bed. If I can use a word to describe you it will be "Loyalty". You have warmed my bed frequently and never get annoyed or act up even when you suspect I have just gbenched the ladies you see leaving my house. When some of the suspicious ones talk rudely to you, you bear it out of respect for me. Not to worry apart from Christmas wey I go do for you...now that you have gained admission and will be out of the hood soon, I have a surprise package loading.

For those who did not make this list, don't take it personal. You may have been good but not great. If I am motivated and in a good mood, I will extend greetings to the next five sometime this week. Your name may fall in.

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Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Northernonyenku(m): 9:43am On Dec 19, 2017
Bro if u had told her to sit well, the same over sabi gal would still ask "wetin carry ur eye go there, na the road wey u suppose dey look be that?" If na me I go bend down pick stones sef till I see the end of the tunnel.nonsense
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:44am On Dec 19, 2017
nelsonebby:

why you no slap the girl?
wish this had happened to me, I for don beat her life comot!
I just waka comot,to avoid disaster .
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:48am On Dec 19, 2017
ucnwafor:
Op u are jst a misfortune, jobless, unlucky fellow kk

You're sick,stupid and senseless at the same time. what I make in just an hour will feed your whole family for one full year. I don't blame you,I blame your parents for allowing a minor like u access to phone and internet.
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:49am On Dec 19, 2017
Kingsley1000:
You don chop the one wey eye dey chop,e remain the one wey deek dey chop...

Lol,I no intent to chop anything o. I'm still a virgin .
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:51am On Dec 19, 2017
bigcee:
Stfu If you don't have a sensible comment. Anuofia.
Don't mind the stupid kid,that's what happens wen a kid gets 10mb free data
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:55am On Dec 19, 2017
Lastpharoah33:
Op them use super glue hold ur own mouth ni?,
Bash her too.... . All this girls in guys body

Bross,I can boldly tell you that walking out was the best thing to do,if I had stayed to exchange words with her it would amount to a great chaos . u never can tell how united ladies can be in a matter like this ,na like 20 ladies to single me. Did I forget to mention there's a hair dressing salon there,oya do the calculation yourself.
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:58am On Dec 19, 2017
habsydiamond:
Lolxxx.....op u are very funny .....so u don forget say no be all ladies get human brain......some get chicken brain, fish, ant and so on....its not even normal for a guy to dey tell a ladies to close her shop Wen he no be her boyfriend.....what if she insults u in return....

I no even fit try that one sef ,one of my friends tried it and he got the insult of his life .
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by habsydiamond(m): 10:00am On Dec 19, 2017
Marshalxv:


I no even fit try that one sef ,one of my friends tried it and he got the insult of his life .
ladies are unpredictable able like soccer betting....the best thing Na to just dey go Ur own jejeli
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 10:04am On Dec 19, 2017
Northernonyenku:
Bro if u had told her to sit well, the same over sabi gal would still ask "wetin carry ur eye go there, na the road wey u suppose dey look be that?" If na me I go bend down pick stones sef till I see the end of the tunnel.nonsense

the place clean die ,no stone or dirt to pick. bad guy
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Kingsley1000(m): 10:04am On Dec 19, 2017
Northernonyenku:
Bro if u had told her to sit well, the same over sabi gal would still ask "wetin carry ur eye go there, na the road wey u suppose dey look be that?" If na me I go bend down pick stones sef till I see the end of the tunnel.nonsense
Lol,some girls are ridiculous,there is no need rebuking her,because you don't know where is respirates from
Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by NeeKlaus: 10:30am On Dec 19, 2017
Marshalxv:


the place clean die ,no stone or dirt to pick. bad guy
Oga, you for knock sense into the girl head. All these girls with sharp mouth yet, weak physically. I didn't say domestic violence o. Just one single knock and you go your way quickly before she recovers from the effect of the knock.

Dazzall.

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