Mine was yesterday when I jumped from the bus right into the gutter(drainage), I was drenched as hell.... So embarrassing

Mhizyoungroy:
Mine was yesterday when I jumped from the bus right into the gutter(drainage), I was drenched as hell.... So embarrassing

comradespade:



After using the toilet I buckled my belt and forgot to zip up properly, walked up to a girl just to ask for direction... ordinary direction ooo.

Me: sis, I'm going to ozumba badiwe, do you mind directing me there?

Girl: do I look like someone who talks to toddler who doesn't know how to zip up properly?


That day, I wished the ground could swallow me cus I saw my shadow pointing finger at me while laughing.




After that day, I always check my zipper before going out

∆ No embrassing moments really... I cannot lie ∆

Lolzzz..... Around august when I went to a first bank to get my new ATM card........ Was on my basketball kits cus I wanted to go the basketball court from there..... Was waiting for my turn to be attended to only to notice a lady in her mid twenties walk into the bank and guess what?? She was putting on a white trouser and she was stained as hell....... So..... I stood up and walked up to her to notify her of the mess.......

I was like ' hey miss' only for her to turn and shout ' pls don't disturb me this early morning don't you have something to do?? Pls leave me alone'..... Everyone turned and was looking at me....... Some people already wanted to laugh


Chaiii...... Me..... Shaq of all Shaqs.... I wanted to leave her and turn back but anger didn't allow me ....... I told her ' hey, listen old lady, I don't wanna ask u out..... I don't need a sugar mummy and neither am I finding a second wife for my dad..... Im surprised you still see your menses at this your old age.... You can't even take care of yourself..... Wanted to tell u u are stained only for you to think I'm one of those jobless guys that comes to tell u crap everyday'



I saw the sadness in her eyes..... She wanted to say something but couldn't find her voice.......... I'm not happy with what I did shaaa but some girls can be so annoying

Mhizyoungroy:
Mine was yesterday when I jumped from the bus right into the gutter(drainage), I was drenched as hell.... So embarrassing

Eeya! so sorry

I feel for her

Fernandowski:
Lolzzz..... Around august when I went to a first bank to get my new ATM card........ Was on my basketball kits cus I wanted to go the basketball court from there..... Was waiting for my turn to be attended to only to notice a lady in her mid twenties walk into the bank and guess what?? She was putting on a white trouser and she was stained as hell....... So..... I stood up and walked up to her to notify her of the mess.......

I was like ' hey miss' only for her to turn and shout ' pls don't disturb me this early morning don't you have something to do?? Pls leave me alone'..... Everyone turned and was looking at me....... Some people already wanted to laugh


Chaiii...... Me..... Shaq of all Shaqs.... I wanted to leave her and turn back but anger didn't allow me ....... I told her ' hey, listen old lady, I don't wanna ask u out..... I don't need a sugar mummy and neither am I finding a second wife for my dad..... Im surprised you still see your menses at this your old age.... You can't even take care of yourself..... Wanted to tell u u are stained only for you to think I'm one of those jobless guys that comes to tell u crap everyday'



I saw the sadness in her eyes..... She wanted to say something but couldn't find her voice.......... I'm not happy with what I did shaaa but some girls can be so annoying

Thanks dear

midehi2:

Eeya! so sorry

It was the day I went to market, looking so sharp and tushed, then someone was shot, everybody took to their heel, I was inside keke but on the front seat, out of fear and anxiety, I jumped out of the keke and fell into a muddy water, my white trouser stained, blood gushing out of my leg.

Luckily for me, a chemist shop was near there, a man picked me up immediately and took me to a chemist to treat my wounds, then asked me why I jumped, I was so ashamed to answer him.

I won't forget that day. God bless that guy sha.

Rolex67:
It was the day I went to market, looking so sharp and tushed, then someone was shot, everybody took on their heel, I was inside keke but on the front seat, out of fear and anxiety, I jumped out of the keke and fell into a muddy water, my white trouser stained, blood gushing out of my leg.

Luckily for me, a chemist shop was near there, a man picked me up immediately and took me to a chemist to treat my wounds, then asked me why I jumped, I was so ashamed to answer him.

I won't forget that day. God bless that guy sha.

Next time don't jumb, sorry

Oyindidi:
Next time don't jumb, sorry

Na fear make me jump, heart beating so fast, I can fear for Africa .

Rolex67:
Na fear make me jump, heart beating so fast, I can fear for Africa .

No dey fear like that. Thank God you no break your legs

A lecturer threw a question to the class of 700, but I shouted the wrong answer with confidence and people started laughing

Oyindidi:
No dey fear like that. Thank God you no break your legs

I really thankGod, that moment, I didn't even care if I broke my leg, all I wanted to do was RUN, I don't even know where to run to, jun RUN. I told my friends about the incidence, they were just laughing.

Confronted by Gay,Hell No!!

I was embarrassed,,like....wtf would Ds fuckin old man think m gay

mine happened yday wen i was wit a friend of mine at a roadside boutique,spotted a fair gal inside and i was like hello,u couldnt even call me to eat,and one ovasabi woman outside was spewing trash,saying if i want to talk to ha,i should be bold and go inside........ to be continued

G

Mhizyoungroy:
Mine was yesterday when I jumped from the bus right into the gutter(drainage), I was drenched as hell.... So embarrassing

Were you trying to do the "conductor style" of alighting from the bus?.

It has to be that day i went to a petrol station to refill my bike.
On my way out, i saw this yorugba daughter of devil putting on a very tight fitting trousers coming into the station. Oboyyeh, this girl has the biggest camel toe in the whole world.! come and see the way her big camel toe was waving at me

I kept feeding my eyes while i rode my bike out till she came and passed me walking in the opposite direction. I decided to turn backwards so that i can gauge the size of her ukwu

Mehn the thing big well, well oh i decided to take one last look to confirm what i saw initially by then, i was almost at the exit of the station. As turned to face the gate, i realised that i was not heading directly to the
Small bridge in front of the gate, instead, i was heading directly into the gutter. I tried everything possible to stop the bike but it was too late, that was how i landed inside the gutter with a very loud thud

Some pvssy asssed niggas that have been observing the whole thing bursted out with laughter to make matters worse, the girl just turned around, looked at me, faced her front and vamoozed.

I quickly pulled out the bike and restarted it. The front mud guard was damaged, i and the wheel slightly bent. I mounted it like that and took off with my legs bleeding and the bike making one squealing sound as if you match the tail of a sleeping dog.

Since that day, anytime I'm riding and came across a lady with a big nyash, i will just find a parking space and stop, take a look at the goodies before i continue with my journey

Fernandowski:
Lolzzz..... Around august when I went to a first bank to get my new ATM card........ Was on my basketball kits cus I wanted to go the basketball court from there..... Was waiting for my turn to be attended to only to notice a lady in her mid twenties walk into the bank and guess what?? She was putting on a white trouser and she was stained as hell....... So..... I stood up and walked up to her to notify her of the mess.......

I was like ' hey miss' only for her to turn and shout ' pls don't disturb me this early morning don't you have something to do?? Pls leave me alone'..... Everyone turned and was looking at me....... Some people already wanted to laugh


Chaiii...... Me..... Shaq of all Shaqs.... I wanted to leave her and turn back but anger didn't allow me ....... I told her ' hey, listen old lady, I don't wanna ask u out..... I don't need a sugar mummy and neither am I finding a second wife for my dad..... Im surprised you still see your menses at this your old age.... You can't even take care of yourself..... Wanted to tell u u are stained only for you to think I'm one of those jobless guys that comes to tell u crap everyday'



I saw the sadness in her eyes..... She wanted to say something but couldn't find her voice.......... I'm not happy with what I did shaaa but some girls can be so annoying

Lol...I know u felt bad. Moodiness is one of the extras that come with that time of the month and she clearly had a huge dose of it at the time.

Hopefully, u'll show some understanding next time

It's not d right bus stop, so the driver refused to stop

coolh3ad:


Were you trying to do the "conductor style" of alighting from the bus?.

Sugar97:



Lol...I know u felt bad. Moodiness is one of the extras that come with that time of the month and she clearly had a huge dose of it at the time.

Hopefully, u'll show some understanding next time

I pray

funny comments

funny stories, funny enough I don't have any embarrassing event to share.

comradespade:



After using the toilet I buckled my belt and forgot to zip up properly, walked up to a girl just to ask for direction... ordinary direction ooo.

Me: sis, I'm going to ozumba mbadiwe, do you mind directing me there?

Girl: do I look like someone who talks to toddler who doesn't know how to zip up properly?


That day, I wished the ground could swallow me cus I saw my shadow pointing finger at me while laughing.




After that day, I always check my zipper before going out

Lol

Mhizyoungroy:
Mine was yesterday when I jumped from the bus right into the gutter(drainage), I was drenched as hell.... So embarrassing

Ehyaa