A unclothed woman boards a taxi in Lagos one night. The Igbo driver keeps staring, and does not start the taxi.
he following conversation ensued.

Woman: You never see unclothed woman before?
Driver: I no dey look, madam. I just dey wonder where you keep the money you wan take pay me!

U try.

I know where she kept the cash

baby.me, make you tell me o. I dey scratch my head for that one lol.

She kept it at home. What were u thinkin?

Ehhhh, lol nvm. Chai, I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

na lie she kept it in her hmmmm,

her kpekus, right? . . . . . naked nerd, babi-mi and co, all of una don spoil finish

^^^
Hahahaha

Score u 1 out of 10 - Obviously the woman was on welfare and had no money

blackie, why be say ur own na always d odd one

Element G:

blackie, why be say your own na always d odd one

Hahaha

blacksta:

Score u 1 out of 10  - Obviously the woman was on welfare and had no money 

dont mind him inked

Element G:

dont mind him inked

so inked abeg post more jokes i wan laugh ooo

Ok o, I dey come back with another one.

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!'

'I cannot jump out the window. It is raining out there!'

'If my husband catches us in here, he will kill us both!' she replied.

'He has got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your
problems!'

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them, 

Being unclothed, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

Do you always run in the unclothed?' one asked.

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'

'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'

'Nope, just when it is raining.'

nice one i love it

Thanks

your welcome

Cool joke girl!

Thanks

SMH <shaking ma head> i don't fink the joke is cool. I fink it is hot lol. THuMBS Up!

Inky, methinks you're the queen of jokes!

Inkky, that was hilarious

,  the money can still be kept in her ass hole, 

Inkred, thess jokes are wicked!! I like your sense of humour.

Really nice!!

The first was superb, the next

Inkjet - One day u go make me proud

But dat day isnt today