You think you’ve seen it all? Well, think again.



Men on Twitter are having a field day over these photos of a curvaceous sex doll that has been making the rounds on the social platform, and they are using the opportunity to throw jibes at the womenfolk.

The dolls reportedly took costs about 800,000 Naira, and going by the tweets we’ve seen, it’s a sum a lot of men are willing to part with if it can get them a non-nagging companion.

See some of the tweets below:


I hear the sex doll even moans

Better than these babes that will be doing hash hashhhhh hasssshhhhh
— Cinderella Man (@Osi_Suave) January 15, 2018


Sex doll ain’t asking 1000 questions while y’all watching a movie neither one of y’all seen before.
— IG: TrillestAC (@TrillestAC) January 15, 2018


That sex doll not gonna ask why I’m liking other bitches pictures
— Davidt (@That_1slimjim) January 15, 2018


I even hear you can buy new head for the sex doll. Just in case Nkechi is starting to look boring, change her to Monica
— Oyinlola. (@LongWiz) January 15, 2018


When you usb plug your sex doll into the internet and she learns how to two hand combo suck your meet without having to cheat on you and learning from another nigha >>>>
— Na. (@kharlesti) January 15, 2018



When you come home drunk ready to phyuk your sex doll but you forgot to charge it and now you gotta phyuk your girl pic.twitter.com/LwE7sT36i5
— WopThuggerWee (@UrbanDanie) January 15, 2018

“Those sex dolls can’t suck your dick like I can ”
Ma’am that sex doll won’t complain about its jaws hurtin. I just gotta tap 3 buttons and its mouth will turn into a suction cup with massage and lubrication functionality. You’re obsolete beloved.
— CryptoDuragCoin (@TheDuragGeneral) January 15, 2018

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Funny!

I heard that you can even buy an extra face, so that you can change the face, in case you are tired of seeing a particular face.

The truth is that a doll can never be like a real woman.

Lala come and see ooooohhh

all those shakara go soon stop ooo.

One thing is sure she won't cheat on u,even if she is a side chick she won't tell nor monitor ur movement
How do i get one

Alibaba dey now.

Jesus! dz tin looks so real.

Sex is overrated

GameKartel:
Jesus! dz tin looks so real.

I tell u.

Lol... Give ur friend access to where u hid the doll, "she" will still cheat on u.

It can never b like a real woman
But the stress and headache cost by real women will drop by 80%

gabinogem:
Lol... Give ur friend access to where u hid the doll, "she" will still cheat on u.

lol

Nawao

Flexherbal:
Funny!

I heard that you can even buy an extra face, so that you can change the face, in case you are tired of seeing a particular face.

The truth is that a doll can never be like a real woman.

www.nairaland.com/2913203/herbal-tea-secrete-fathers-used-in-bed

Never!

Even if e pose like like this.

Flexherbal:
Funny!

I heard that you can even buy an extra face, so that you can change the face, in case you are tired of seeing a particular face.

The truth is that a doll can never be like a real woman.

Even doll makers understand that men are polygamous in nature, I wonder why women can't understand that.

Saturday80:


Never!

Even if e pose like like this.

Can it give a B.J?

N800k! They will buy it!

sisisioge:
N800k! They will buy it!

Very few of them will. Forget talk of them spending a lot on their gfs [thereby making this a cheaper alternative], lots of them are getting the nunu free...


It's cute, but expensive.
How many Nigerians have 800k to part with like that?
How much is vaseline? Shior!!

Omo the doll kpekus make sense die this go full for your hand when you grab it.but I rebuke it in Jesus name!

Nice

The doll won't care if ur cheating or not

This One Weak Me o

The only thing ladies offer is sex. Sex doll ti take over.

nezzar:
Nice
The doll won't care if ur cheating or not

Yeah. the doll kpekus will be very tight too.

Competition don happen dem don spoil market for all this slay queens forming porshe now i ho buy like 10 for my hotel, that useless bitch will not tell me 50k per night, imagine enjoying flesh to flesh, without fear thunder fire basira, infact i dey order ham straight away. Links please

Elnino4ladies:



Yeah. the doll kpekus will be very tight too.

Very tight ooo

No need of buying pizza or giving it money for free entrance

pocohantas:


Very few of them will. Forget talk of them spending a lot on their gfs [thereby making this a cheaper alternative], lots of them are getting the nunu free...


It's cute, but expensive.
How many Nigerians have 800k to part with like that?
How much is vaseline? Shior!!

Don't underestimate o. Most of the crew opened to this level of sexualization are average guys. They already spend on booze, cars, trips, shoes....why not another toy? Even the Lil boys may start saving towards it like a building project sef. It will be way safer than the Vaseline tin, only worry would be where to hide her? Imagine seeing the hot toy in your bf's house? Na serious gobe

Nothing beats the original

Flexherbal:
Funny!

I heard that you can even buy an extra face, so that you can change the face, in case you are tired of seeing a particular face.

The truth is that a doll can never be like a real woman.

Correct.
It might look cute, but there is a BIG difference.