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Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Nobody: 6:06am On Jan 20, 2018
if you have it, flaunt it

this one clearly doesnt have it, so what gives?
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by YelloweWest: 7:15am On Jan 20, 2018
HeyCorleone:
The balls were originally configured to face South, that is, downwards, so it's only normal and proper that they drop. If yours don't drop or "sag" you have a problem.

But as per boobs, that's a whole 'nother thang. They were made to thrust out. Okay fine, when a Lady ages and after breastfeeding a good number of babies, it's only normal they start sagging too, because the muscles become weak.

But for a Lady in her late teens down thru her 20s to early 30s to be with saggy titties, then there is a problem.. Obviously the problem may be too many guys have squeezed the hell out of her chest because she has no value or self respect for her body. Which is a very sad thing.
Abeg shut up. I hate seeing men who claim to know the anatomy of a every woman's body.
The breast are meant to sag!
Not just age and childbearing.
When the breast develope to a certainly level the law of gravity sets in and the drop.
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by georgeceekay: 7:17am On Jan 20, 2018
Shebi after she will come and say somebody is body shaming her? undecided
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Kamikaze42: 7:32am On Jan 20, 2018
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Harjibode:
"I Don't Want A Girl Child!"
"I don't want to have a girl child", someone said, and, when I got the knack of his excuses, I couldn't but think twice over my dream of having, at least, a beautiful female child. I used to picture her pretty, slim, intelligent, natural and innocent.I used to visualize a girl child, who would perch on my shoulder while I tell her stories of the tortoise and the hen. I used to see a future daughter, who would be fond of me and shout Dad! Dad!! in the house.
I had desired a daughter, with whom I'll play football in the compound. I used to want a girl, whom I would adorn with expensive clothes and jewelries. A daughter I would treat like a princess and worship. I wanted to name her Ewatomi, But, now, I'm afraid!
Did the girl child, all at once, realise she's without value? Does she now see herself as made for men's buzz, and that alone? Does she think she's made to make boys feel good? Was she designed, just for boys' amusement and turn-on? In the strippers' club, you would see without-clothes girls, gallivanting and selling it cheap.
They would allow you handle their boobs, if you can pay. They would allow you do most nutty and slaphappy things with their bodies for a valueless naira note. The other day, A girl wrote this on specialspesh(Davido's friend)' s wall on instagram, " D Bleep way you Bleep me for free way you promised me toyota Corolla car way u never still fulfill nah thurnder go strike u one day."
What has come over the latest girl child? In the University, almost every girl is a hoe! Some are in the sex business, while some lay around just for the fun of it. Seeing a young boy take tramadol, cialis, levitra, viagra codeine etc, one would wonder who the victim of such make her cry anal rampage would be. She's the innocent-looking 17yrs old daddy's girl.
Isn't It demeaning, that 10 unclad, grown up ladies would twist and bunny hop around a fully clothed boy, all in the name of shooting a musical video? Isn't it worth crying for, that some 5 ladies would pride and joy in being baby Mamas for a small fry celebrity? Isn't it sorry and touching, that a girl would, with zeal, pose Unclad and 24 carat original for a shot? Haven't you seen a pretty young girl, expose her almost-bare vulva to the coldness of camera flashes? Isn't it pesky, that ladies now delight more pleasure in twerking than contributing anything intelligible to the society? Isn't it ugly? If a guy would boast, he would, of the number of girls he's had free sex with! He would boast of how recklessly, he bleeped that hijab-wearing girl.

He would boast of how he, without mercy, ravished that lady, who doesn't wear hear rings. He would, of how a Pastor's daughter came begging for more, after a war-like bed session. Ask some guy out there, He's got more than fifteen girls shouting for help.
Someone seems to have untied the girl child into nothingness. Someone seems to have primed her on being a low-grade mortal. She seems to have endorsed and taken stock in being made for men's pick-me-up alone. She seems aware of herself being only an easy mark for sexual pleasure. She now understands how the best she can offer is her curves and boobs.
She's like too afraid of being irrelevant, that she wants to lay bare, what's under her pant, if that would bring about attention. Let those punching out for gender equality stop wasting time, the girl child has accepted defeat! The ministry of women affairs should change name, ladies seem more comfortable as mere blow jobbers.
I would have said, that I would
instill in my own daughter ethics and ideals, but, will it make a difference? I would have sworn to bring her up very religiously, but Pastors' daughters seem not too good. I would have planned to give her a sky-scraping education, but, those ladies who went to Cambridge, don't they end up in the street nude? I would have decided to make life so comfortable for and give her every little thing she needs, but, daughters of rich parents are not different. I would have promised to shower attention on her, but, those of caring and tender parents also end up giving free sex.
I would, then, have promised to be tough on my own girl and always flog brain into her, but, daughters of such parents end up living couples' lives in school, cooking and receiving Bob doles on a daily basis. Nothing seem enough to stop a girl from going wild. Nothing seem enough to make her see herself as special and the best thing that has happened to the world. If you chastise her, it's trouble. If you don't at all, it is problem. So, Isn't it better not to give birth to a girl at all?

Ayeni Faith Damilola is a writer, public speaker and eulogist.
faithdamilolaayeni@yahoo.com


The only comment made with the soft tissue in the skull so far.

These youths are just perverts with low self esteem.

Guess their mums and sisters got same but just spew thrash for ego.

And lastly, if wayward lifestyles were the only cause for the so called saggy boobs, female masturbation enough would not do as much harm, it is the same set of disgruntled elements that squeezed and pressed daylight out of these same set of breasts they are here insulting.

Humans are incomprehensible.

Shame on you guys and get some dignity.
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by bikefab(m): 7:40am On Jan 20, 2018
Her boobs has lost its beauty...

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Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Ashley86400: 7:43am On Jan 20, 2018
HeyCorleone:
The balls were originally configured to face South, that is, downwards, so it's only normal and proper that they drop. If yours don't drop or "sag" you have a problem.

But as per boobs, that's a whole 'nother thang. They were made to thrust out. Okay fine, when a Lady ages and after breastfeeding a good number of babies, it's only normal they start sagging too, because the muscles become weak.

But for a Lady in her late teens down thru her 20s to early 30s to be with saggy titties, then there is a problem.. Obviously the problem may be too many guys have squeezed the hell out of her chest because she has no value or self respect for her body. Which is a very sad thing.
It's a completely genetic thing, you schmuck.
A 19 year old virgin could have slightly dropped breast if her female family predecessors have the same and a 35 year old woman with 3 kids might still have perky pointy breasts if the women in her family have the same. .same goes for hips, thighs and all. .check a guy with a big penissss, it's 80% most likely the men in his family have the same, same goes with the firmness and lloseness of his balls. . .what you're given is what you get...

Stop body shaming people with your ignorance.
Porn and high expectations have destroyed the minds of the average male.

And the whole saggy balls things is a lie, not all balls are saggy and firm balls are equally are as fine and well functioning as saggy balls. .stop trying to indulge yourself.

These things are so easy to research on google- just ask.
What's sadenning is the amount of other ignorant idiots that bestowed you these obviously cheap likes all on the ground of ignorance.

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Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by harmbhrosz(m): 7:49am On Jan 20, 2018
HeyCorleone:
The balls were originally configured to face South, that is, downwards, so it's only normal and proper that they drop. If yours don't drop or "sag" you have a problem.

But as per boobs, that's a whole 'nother thang. They were made to thrust out. Okay fine, when a Lady ages and after breastfeeding a good number of babies, it's only normal they start sagging too, because the muscles become weak.

But for a Lady in her late teens down thru her 20s to early 30s to be with saggy titties, then there is a problem.. Obviously the problem may be too many guys have squeezed the hell out of her chest because she has no value or self respect for her body. Which is a very sad thing.
educate yourself about the human anatomy, every human body texture isn't made the same, and their are different types boobs, a saggy boobs doesn't mean it has been squeezed, I have seen virgins with soft and saggy boobs due to their body texture and I once had a gf for 5years whom I literally have sex and squeeze her boobs every other day because we were neighbours, the relationship ended like five yes ago and guess what, I saw her this last Christmas and her boobs are still standing/firm as they use to be.

So you're a complete ignorant based on your opinion by making people feel bad of their body.

Ask yourself your balls were saggy as a kid on teen

Let's read up on things we don't understand and research more instead of coming here to disgrace ourselves please

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Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by bendike: 7:54am On Jan 20, 2018
pocohantas:
Nah, people need to realise there are different kind of boobs.
Not every boobs will stand at attention.

Some will be shy and look downwards, like hers.
Others will stand and stare at you, very aggressively.
Sista, Pardon me. No vex. Which kind be your own? grin
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by AreaFada2: 8:09am On Jan 20, 2018
pocohantas:
Nah, people need to realise there are different kind of boobs.
Not every boobs will stand at attention.

Some will be shy and look downwards, like hers.
Others will stand and stare at you, very aggressively.
Very interesting biology lesson Miss Poco. Shy and aggressive modified sweat glands. Please send my certificate of attendance. tongue grin cheesy
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Cology456: 8:25am On Jan 20, 2018
The temperature of the balls doesn't correspond with that of the body, so it's saggy nature.
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by boiz2men(m): 8:39am On Jan 20, 2018
pocohantas:
Nah, people need to realise there are different kind of boobs.
Not every boobs will stand at attention.

Some will be shy and look downwards, like hers.
Others will stand and stare at you, very aggressively.

May I ask? Are yours standing at attention? lipsrsealed
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Gerrard59(m): 8:48am On Jan 20, 2018
HeyCorleone:
The balls were originally configured to face South, that is, downwards, so it's only normal and proper that they drop. If yours don't drop or "sag" you have a problem.

But as per boobs, that's a whole 'nother thang. They were made to thrust out. Okay fine, when a Lady ages and after breastfeeding a good number of babies, it's only normal they start sagging too, because the muscles become weak.

But for a Lady in her late teens down thru her 20s to early 30s to be with saggy titties, then there is a problem.. Obviously the problem may be too many guys have squeezed the hell out of her chest because she has no value or self respect for her body. Which is a very sad thing.


This is false. Smoking, old age, breastfeeding, excessive drinking, hard drugs, chemotherapy makes breasts sag not pressing or squeezing. You're displaying biological ignorance.

Not all women will have the same size of breasts. Ditto men with pen!s

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Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Essohhjay: 9:00am On Jan 20, 2018
Educate us please
teamsynergy:


u definitely don't understand female anatomy
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Izen: 9:07am On Jan 20, 2018
HeyCorleone:
The balls were originally configured to face South, that is, downwards, so it's only normal and proper that they drop. If yours don't drop or "sag" you have a problem.

But as per boobs, that's a whole 'nother thang. They were made to thrust out. Okay fine, when a Lady ages and after breastfeeding a good number of babies, it's only normal they start sagging too, because the muscles become weak.

But for a Lady in her late teens down thru her 20s to early 30s to be with saggy titties, then there is a problem.. Obviously the problem may be too many guys have squeezed the hell out of her chest because she has no value or self respect for her body. Which is a very sad thing.

Your comment is very basic and ignorant. I sincerely hope Nigerian youths are really not this dumb.
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Awaja(m): 9:43am On Jan 20, 2018
The caption should've been,"proud of my fallen bobi's".
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Maryyoung(f): 10:02am On Jan 20, 2018
I wonder what her children will suck No nutrients again

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Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Trex4(m): 10:09am On Jan 20, 2018
HeyCorleone:
The balls were originally configured to face South, that is, downwards, so it's only normal and proper that they drop. If yours don't drop or "sag" you have a problem.

But as per boobs, that's a whole 'nother thang. They were made to thrust out. Okay fine, when a Lady ages and after breastfeeding a good number of babies, it's only normal they start sagging too, because the muscles become weak.

But for a Lady in her late teens down thru her 20s to early 30s to be with saggy titties, then there is a problem.. Obviously the problem may be too many guys have squeezed the hell out of her chest because she has no value or self respect for her body. Which is a very sad thing.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Nobody: 10:24am On Jan 20, 2018
Jesu.... Lets pray for our fallen heroes. Olimpus has fallen
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by momove4real25(f): 11:01am On Jan 20, 2018
HeyCorleone:
The balls were originally configured to face South, that is, downwards, so it's only normal and proper that they drop. If yours don't drop or "sag" you have a problem.

But as per boobs, that's a whole 'nother thang. They were made to thrust out. Okay fine, when a Lady ages and after breastfeeding a good number of babies, it's only normal they start sagging too, because the muscles become weak.

But for a Lady in her late teens down thru her 20s to early 30s to be with saggy titties, then there is a problem.. Obviously the problem may be too many guys have squeezed the hell out of her chest because she has no value or self respect for her body. Which is a very sad thing.
but years back a Muslim close Frnd had saggy boobs. That's how it was naturally n then she was virgin age 18. I doubt if its squeeze that affects. I think it is shape of boobs. Also I av another Frnd in her early thirties with a very standout boobs. I had to tell her in all ur body the only thing I like about u is ur boobs not face
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Jointhemiltons2(m): 11:11am On Jan 20, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Go girl don't mind them nah craze dey worry them cool

Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Vinans(f): 11:43am On Jan 20, 2018
she knows that her Breast are saggy and yet she put them on display. olosho
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by godofuck231: 12:17pm On Jan 20, 2018
Her breast has got 2 flat tyres that means if she changes one with her spare, she's still stuck, my ball firm up during sex, but her boobs will drop more, damn, expended budget no use
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Awoo88: 1:02pm On Jan 20, 2018
But the don lose focus since naaaa
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Myself2(m): 2:07pm On Jan 20, 2018
Fellow nairalanders please let's observe a minute of silence for the TWO FALLEN HEROES on the girls chest.They obviously died an early death because they were involved in too much rigorous action in the girls young life
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Pricelessangel0(f): 2:17pm On Jan 20, 2018
When guys knew that breast will fall due to touching & sucking nd fallen breast re not fascinating, why do they always insist on handling and sucking during sex? Infact some guy cant have sex without handling or sucking nd u na all dey here dey make mouth only God knows y dey dont hv saggy prick many guys own would hv been deflated
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Nobody: 2:29pm On Jan 20, 2018
that b00b can't be defended! no matter how smart she tries to be later! too little too late!
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by orumba(m): 2:30pm On Jan 20, 2018
Can't see any ball
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jan 20, 2018
HeWrites:
"When A Man Asks You Why Your Boobs Are Saggy, Ask Him Why His Balls Are Saggy"

Chidera Eggerue, known as 'The Slumflower', is a London-based blogger and presenter.

Few days ago, she had accused music executive, Don Jazzy of body-shaming her. And recently she took to Twitter give ladies advice on how to reply men who talk about 'saggy breasts'.

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/next-time-man-asks-you-why-your-bbs-are.html


But I thought boobs only get flat like these from being overused shocked or after much breastfeeding

So are the ladies saying boobs can go flat naturally embarassed
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2018
Pricelessangel0:
When guys knew that breast will fall due to touching & sucking nd fallen breast re not fascinating, why do they always insist on handling and sucking during sex? Infact some guy cant have sex without handling or sucking nd u na all dey here dey make mouth only God knows y dey dont hv saggy prick many guys own would hv been deflated

Saggy prick. This lady you wouldn't kill us o grin
Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by biggy26: 3:46pm On Jan 20, 2018
pocohantas:


You can say that again babie

Too much of everything is bad. This type has no fun mehn!

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