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Re: Shriveled B.r.e.a.s.t.s by MissyB1(m): 1:50pm On Apr 15, 2010
tkb417:

shocked shocked shocked
osanobua sad
Get Your mind outta the Gutter. tongue
Re: Shriveled B.r.e.a.s.t.s by chinesedoll(f): 1:53pm On Apr 15, 2010
U know its a criminal offence punishable by d law to look this beautiful, lol. So will u go to jail or pay d fine? Forgive my rudeness, i am a bounty hunter & my only job is u. Dont worry, i'll quit once i get u (took d job just cos of u).

Update your lyrics jor!!!
lol
This one na old school jare

MIssy how are you?
Re: Shriveled B.r.e.a.s.t.s by MissyB1(m): 2:00pm On Apr 15, 2010
chinesedoll:

Update your lyrics jor!!!
lol
This one na old school jare

MIssy how are you?
Lol.
I'm aiight Darling, You nko? kiss
Re: Shriveled B.r.e.a.s.t.s by JJay2(m): 2:04pm On Apr 15, 2010
@Chinesedoll, Why u wan spoil show na? What God has joined, . . .lol
. Ol skool makes sense sometimes u know*winks*
@Missy, Ok luv. Didnt know scrubbin it that hard hurts. Neva meant to hurt u, inshort i dnt have a heart to. *Rushes to d room & gets d oil (dont wanna keep mi queen waiting after d scrub) Starts scrubbing gently* U enjoyin it now? U've got very sensitive feet. Do u need sumthin to sip on?
Re: Shriveled B.r.e.a.s.t.s by MissyB1(m): 2:19pm On Apr 15, 2010
J.Jay:

@Chinesedoll, Why u wan spoil show na? What God has joined, . . .lol
. Ol skool makes sense sometimes u know*winks*
Nah it doesn't.
Always use Your own lines. It's a plus, especially if they are nice. smiley

J.Jay:

U enjoyin it now?
It's better now. I'm not [Yet] impressed though. tongue

J.Jay:

Do u need sumthin to sip on?
Sure! Your blood. grin grin
Re: Shriveled B.r.e.a.s.t.s by JJay2(m): 2:34pm On Apr 15, 2010
Those are my lines. Like em? Freestylin.
I'm happy its better now. Just chill, when we get to d rubbing (oil) & kissing part, ur life will never remain same, lol. U wanna sip on my blood? U a vampire? Well i love vampires when its u. But, how do i go about d blood for now? I cant multitask (washing u while drawing blood outta my body). Lemme get u red wine (red like blood); it'll serve till i'm thru with d washing, kissing & rubbing. Then u get d blood.
Re: Shriveled B.r.e.a.s.t.s by MissyB1(m): 2:44pm On Apr 15, 2010
J.Jay:

Just chill, when we get to d rubbing (oil) & kissing part, your life will never remain same,
Lol.
Why does this part sound dangerous to me?!  grin
Until then, keep washing sha. tongue
Re: Shriveled B.r.e.a.s.t.s by lbotus(f): 2:45pm On Apr 15, 2010
J.jay, i like ur style cheesy
Re: Shriveled B.r.e.a.s.t.s by JJay2(m): 2:59pm On Apr 15, 2010
@Lbotus, I like u too bro.
@Queen B, Of course it should sound dangerous (i warned u earlier). 'U may be tempted to ask me to kiss other places', remember?lol. I'll gladly wait for that part (save d best for d last). So u're good with d wine? *Rushes to d freezer & gets d wine. Pours some in Missy's glass* Baby i think this song (rap music playing in d background) is too strong. Can i change it sumthin more romantic?
Re: Shriveled B.r.e.a.s.t.s by snowdrops(m): 4:51pm On Apr 15, 2010
OK!!

Its past my bedtime. I no wan spoil.

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