I saw this somewhere and it makes me smile..

1. Most of the guys that say they don't date fat girls have fat mothers. Be humble like your dad _________________
2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about beer _______________
3. Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them cause you know you're next _______________
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem... __________________
5. Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions __________
6. You will see a 13 year old girl posting stuff like "I want to forget everything and move on" forget what little sister?... (The multiplication table?) _____________
7. A man is the head of the family, & a woman is the neck that turns the head (smiles) _______________
8. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real fact) _________________
9. If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money... She comes back begging... My brother... Forgive her... Promise her marriage... Tell her family that you want to renovate their house... Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR _____________
10. When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick ( I am a witness).

Which number makes u smile www.akeentech.com

ask your mommy

Nomber 3,6 and 10. Is just so funny.

What of #5 ?

2,7

friendlyadvice:
ask your mommy

or he should ask your mummy instead. *Childish*

Fmartin:
or he should ask your mummy instead. *Childish*

why? we dey share the same mama ni? confused nigga

3 made my day.

Hmmm

2, 3, 4,7, and 9 got me lmfao.

akeentech:
I saw this somewhere and it makes me smile..

1. Most of the guys that say they don't date fat girls have fat mothers. Be humble like your dad _________________
2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about beer _______________
3. Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them cause you know you're next _______________
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem... __________________
5. Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions __________
6. You will see a 13 year old girl posting stuff like "I want to forget everything and move on" forget what little sister?... (The multiplication table?) _____________
7. A man is the head of the family, & a woman is the neck that turns the head (smiles) _______________
8. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real fact) _________________
9. If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money... She comes back begging... My brother... Forgive her... Promise her marriage... Tell her family that you want to renovate their house... Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR _____________
10. When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick ( I am a witness).

Which number makes u smile www.akeentech.com

number 1

3 and 8
3 happened to me in a hair salon. I was visibly jittery while paying my bill

Asowari:
number 1

number 1too

funmisticqueen:
number 1too

funmisticqueen:
number 1too

u be fat gal?

akeentech:

u be fat gal?

yes o, plus size toh bad

akeentech:

u be fat gal?

yes o, plus size toh bad

funmisticqueen:
yes o, plus size toh bad

this is 4 u

akeentech:

this is 4 u

i do it on top all the time cos my man likes it, infact he begs me for it. i wont date men who can't handle it

funmisticqueen:
i do it on top all the time cos my man likes it, infact he begs me for it. i wont date men who can't handle it

Can u date me

akeentech:
Can u date me

Can you handle me?

funmisticqueen:
Can you handle me?

WHY NOT, I CAN CARRY UR LOAD LOL

akeentech:
WHY NOT, I CAN CARRY UR LOAD LOL

do you have stamina?

funmisticqueen:
do you have stamina?

WITH CUCUMBER

ManIzHot:
9 Eesan

WICKED BOY

lol... No 10 is so true

funmisticqueen:
i do it on top all the time cos my man likes it, infact he begs me for it. i wont date men who can't handle it

Although it gives u full control during the act & also ensure that u attain great pleasure, it however subjects the man to the risk of breaking his shaft. There're many recorded cases where ladies, in that position, during the act, have been so carried away by the intense pleasure that they have inadvertently caused the dick to break.

All of them are so hilarious but numbers 2 and 9 are out of this world. Thanks for making me laugh this night.

funmisticqueen:
i do it on top all the time cos my man likes it, infact he begs me for it. i wont date men who can't handle it

@funmisticqueen,
Something I find quite interesting here. The fact that he begs for it, implies that he acknowledges that it's a favor u're doing him
Another interesting thing albeit not easily deduced is that he's subjected to accept u on top of him.

obadizena:



@funmisticqueen,
Something I find quite interesting here. The fact that he begs for it, implies that he acknowledges that it's a favor u're doing him
Another interesting thing albeit not easily deduced is that he's subjected to accept u on top of him.

see ehn, i am a direct person, i don't do all that hidden meaning nonsense, that is for silly little girls that hold a coven meeting for every sentence a guy says with their dictionary. whatever i say, i give you at face value. Although i may use euphemisms, there is usually no meaning other than what is obvious.
summary is don't worry your head by thinking too hard. there is nothing to what i said

obadizena:


Although it gives u full control during the act & also ensure that u attain great pleasure, it however subjects the man to the risk of breaking his shaft. There're many recorded cases where ladies, in that position, during the act, have been so carried away by the intense pleasure that they have inadvertently caused the dick to break.

where do i start, there is a way you carry yourself, by shifting your weight so that you are lighter than you seem and your body's center of gravity is not at the site of action(or in this case enjoyment). it is all about technique. if a girl is careful, keeping it somewhere at the back of her mind that there is a risk of the pen1s fracturing, she would carry out the position without stories that touch, or a visit to the emergency room