Some mumu guys on hearing this will be saying they don't have girlfriend. Real gees will confirm the existence of a girl friend and the need to keep sh*t on a low low. That way u can be choppin that puna steadily without commitment.

QueenSuccubus:



This line girls usually use it juz to make sure if u really have a gf sha

But ofcurz a lot of men will deny it as they want to eat some NUNU aside from their main chic

If I agree I want some "NUNU" , will you grant me free access if you are not hustling in some cheap motel?

Its painful when I remember I was told this, and still lost hopelessly in the return leg.

Usjimy:
Baba, you're into the finals already. 2nd leg na walkover. Sure game. Except you dull like PSG

hmm OK ooo

donkilidon:
my brother its not all the time o,i have heard that a couple other times and what it actually translated to was shes not ready to start anything. before you rejoice be very sure of her stands so as not to over jump and shoot your self in the leg

then you be PSG be dat my blooda

Straight up! Been in that situation several times and I always make sure to score both home and away goals....to the joy of the fans.

Ball don enter net already be that.

Awoo88:

If I agree I want some "NUNU" , will you grant me free access if you are not hustling in some cheap motel?

Only local tout like u only knows CHEAP MOTELS..


While rich ppol only knows MARINA BAY SANDS, HILTON HOTEL, CONCORDE, SwissHotel, HYATT HOTEL, MARIOTT HOTEL, MANDARIN ORIENTAL HOTEL, PAN PACIFIC, MGM HOTEL , SHANGRI-LA, St. REGIS HOTEL...which i bet u don't know about it coz u don't have these in ur village which u & the rest of ur generations cant afford to stay there...

Say you don't have and they will never believe you. Just tell them it's complicated and watch the magic happen

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QueenSuccubus:



Only local tout like u only knows CHEAP MOTELS..


While rich ppol only knows MARINA BAY SANDS, HILTON HOTEL, CONCORDE, SwissHotel, HYATT HOTEL, MARIOTT HOTEL, MANDARIN ORIENTAL HOTEL, PAN PACIFIC, MGM HOTEL , SHANGRI-LA, St. REGIS HOTEL...which i bet u don't know about it coz u don't have these in ur village which u & the rest of ur generations cant afford to stay there...

So those places is where you go to give free "NUNU"? I will check them out because I like free NUNU.

donkilidon:
my brother its not all the time o,i have heard that a couple other times and what it actually translated to was shes not ready to start anything. before you rejoice be very sure of her stands so as not to over jump and shoot your self in the leg

Shut up killjoy

Hahahahaha true ooo

Litblogger:
Old gist

Give us new gist, Ode.
only mature minds enjoy hilarious jokes irrespective of the number of times its been heard of.

your head dey dia. but wait a minute, hope say no be u dey cum worry me for sex every night wen I sleep? if I catch u next time I go re-configure your pvssy o

QueenSuccubus:



This line girls usually use it juz to make sure if u really have a gf sha

But ofcurz a lot of men will deny it as they want to eat some NUNU aside from their main chic

doesn't mean shii to me

QueenSuccubus:

Are you Succubus for real?

Lol....not in all cases tho.. some are indirectly telling u dey aint game ..

lordraiden:
I just serviced it not long ago and tested it, the result was amazing... It played till full time

its only a matter of time before it breaks down from excessive use,lol...

Assassin101:
your head dey dia. but wait a minute, hope say no be u dey cum worry me for sex every night wen I sleep? if I catch u next time I go re-configure your pvssy o

Chaaiii...see word "reconfigure" ke?

But i get turned on when ma man is sleeping juz so sweet watching him so helpless..

What it simply means is that you have escaped the friendzone level and you are a potential boyfriend if not for your girlfriend wahala of which she might still proceed with you despite this awareness.

PrincessNazor:
finals kor semi finals ni

Am sure u can relate

Sexyolori:
its only a matter of time before it breaks down from excessive use,lol...

it can't break down because I maintain it alot... I can't be disappointing dem uno

.

if u hear that statement na to dey ready to kolobi each other be dat

titsqueez:
Some mumu guys on hearing this will be saying they don't have girlfriend. Real gees will confirm the existence of a girl friend and the need to keep sh*t on a low low. That way u can be choppin that puna steadily without commitment.

Ororo dey ur head my man...na real Manchi u be..doing tinz codedly

Niggas though...always second guessing whatever we say and translating it into bs..

MrMoney007:


Give us new gist, Ode.
only mature minds enjoy hilarious jokes irrespective of the number of times its been heard of.

No need for insults sir.

Litblogger:


No need for insults sir.

It's not an insult, if you ain't ode, you should know that nothing is new. enjoy anything that makes you smile even when it's no longer in vogue, rather, you discredit the poster.

MrMoney007:

It's not an insult, if you ain't ode, you should know that nothing is new. enjoy anything that makes you smile even when it's no longer in vogue, rather, you discredit the poster.

Okay

PrincessNazor:

Lol true sha but na quarter final he don enter, so he still has a long way to go

He will definitely win d cup..am 90% sure of that.

I need to meet you

QueenSuccubus:



Chaaiii...see word "reconfigure" ke?

But i get turned on when ma man is sleeping juz so sweet watching him so helpless..

Assassin101:
I need to meet you

Why?